Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 8hI don’t think I’ve ever seen trailers hide a movie’s actual subject the way DIGGER’s did. Like the movie itself stands explicitly in opposition to the kind of movie they sold it as. It’s surreal. 040
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 9hDIGGER: A movie that eats itself alive, which understands that it cannot fulfill its own purpose and decides to be about the horrible impossibility of that. A howl of contempt and despair bankrolled by the very people it hates. It is also somehow wildly entertaining. It hates that, too. I loved it. 1160
Reposted by Abe GoldfarbCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16hPeople forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version. 523635859
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I just feel like we shouldn’t have to live like this. 0192
Reposted by Abe Goldfarbhannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026will you people shut the fuck up 2616319611
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The big impression I get from the Trump administration is that it’s a bunch of fucking assholes who thought this would be much more fun. 1447
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It has its moments but man does it feel like exactly what it is: a potentially vital movie bent vastly out of shape by reshoots. I’d give anything to see Hirschbiegel’s edit. 011
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One thing Ferrara gets right is the sense of a slow-rolling, unstoppable apocalypse in your town. My viewing partner lives in Minneapolis and had a *reaction* to a lot of the imagery. Meg Tilly has a classic moment that all by itself makes this one necessary. youtu.be/Lk2gIdLgwz4?...youtu.beBody Snatchers (1992) - Where You Gonna Go? Scene (4/8) | MovieclipsYouTube video by Movieclips 191
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026BODY SNATCHERS: 1956 is a classic, 1978 is definitive, but Abel Ferrara’s take comes this close to being truly great. A woozy bad dream in which the body is destroyed, deindividuated and denuded under by our military. Conspicuous post-production fixing mars it here and there, but it cooks. 3111
Reposted by Abe GoldfarbJeremy Kun @jeremykun.com · 29/09/20263rd circuit rules AI training on copyrighted material is NOT fair use. Wow! chatgptiseatingtheworld.substack.com/p/breaking-n...chatgptiseatingtheworld.substack.comBREAKING News: Third Circuit affirms summary judgment rejection of fair use defense by ROSS Intelligence in AI trainingOpinion under seal for now. 131320381
Reposted by Abe Goldfarbrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026you need to just pack the supreme court, man. they don't care about what arguments you make, the legal movement formed with an explicit objective of making Watergate legal isn't going to make Watergate illegal. 251659266
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026For some reason I was allowed to be in this amazing game. Glad to see the AV Club taking notice of @richardcobbett.bsky.social’s brilliant work. 3243
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hard to imagine anyone could be media-illiterate enough to think PRIMETIME is somehow pro-pedophile, and yet… 161
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Having an absolute blast doing COME FROM AWAY at the Fireside Theatre. Doing my three favorite things: fretting, engaging Dadcore Mode, making out on planes. It’s a gorgeous show. 2243
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s a feathered fish, this one — a classic detective story that happens to be eye-poppingly grotesque. You get why it bombed. But it’s a sensory pleasure, filmed with style and packed with beautifully achieved setpieces. And Bakula could have carried the intended franchise. He’s perfect. 030
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026LORD OF ILLUSIONS: A wonderfully hideous horror noir. Shame it’s Barker’s last film, as here he finally feels fully realized as a moviemaker. Though less visionary than HELLRAISER and NIGHTBREED, all flows nicely and the images are in conversation instead of smashing up against each other. 281
Reposted by Abe Goldfarbrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026do the men in the group chat like each other, i wonder flaminghydra.com/gentlemen-an... 1647983
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026PRIMETIME: An all-American nightmare, the surface of which feels like neon and burlap, and it just keeps tightening around your face. One of the queasiest, most mesmeric things I’ve seen in ages. Show business is a groomer, too. 1110
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yesterday someone tried to sell me on AI as a legit resource for legal advice, and when I told him it glitches and hallucinates enough to be a genuine liability he responded “well, it’s the future” with a special kind of annoyance. It’s only! The future! If we keep! Using it! 3262
Reposted by Abe GoldfarbErin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026A thing I learned about Meta when I was trying to understand how their statements relate to their actions a few years ago is that *they just tell absolutely indefensible lies* and journalists almost always let them. They believed no one would ever punish them for it in any way that matters. 121259397
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In fact, now that I know the actual premise of DIGGER, I am flat-out astonished that the trailers have completely avoided sharing it. 051
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have discovered that the massive “twist” I saw leaked about DIGGER is, in fact, just the premise of the film. 184
Reposted by Abe GoldfarbHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10134773781
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Like…it’s not just good. It’s exceptional, and it’s genuine all-ages entertainment. I’m so happy it was a hit. 010
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Okay. One more thing. There’s a remixed Run The Jewels needle drop in here that made me laugh so hard I felt insane. 1160
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026CvA also has something to say about how large corporations (especially tech) turn us into unpaid beta testers, suffering indignities as they grow richer. Look, it’s a silly, delightful little picture. But it’s also got a little extra. There’s love in every frame. 2152
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026COYOTE VS. ACME: A double miracle — first that it was ever released, second that it’s this good. Packed with real jokes that fully understand the characters, filmed and staged with genuine cleverness. And it has a thesis that moves me. We fail that we may keep trying. And thus living. 1343
Reposted by Abe GoldfarbKylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think its important to understand the campus sexual assault crisis is way worse than you think. universities suspend just 1/12,400 students each year for sexual misconduct & expel 1/22,900. once you read title ix administrators in their own words, you get a sense why that is:jezebel.comNot Only Do Campus Sexual Assailants Go Unpunished, They Often Get Special TreatmentSince 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth. 1766274
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One problem with widespread adoption of generative AI is that the results suck now, when it’s had an endless well of actual good art to train on. What happens when all it has to train on is the dogshit made with generative AI? 2142
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Tilly Norwood has died in a horrific zoo accident. 0110
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026At this point, though, if someone contends they've never listened to even one of Weird Al’s polka medleys, it may say more about the listener than the accordion. Or, for that matter, what they want to project to the world. 0235
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I know we’re all supposed to be concerned by the creeping menace of antisemitism on the left (and there is careless talk that crosses line), but you hop over to Twitter and thousands of right wing chuds are saying that Jews are just naturally pedophiles. It’s not even close. 0162
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Also how is AVATAR 2 a legacy sequel, like how does that work 010
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I do not speak Portuguese!! But this podcast is discussing my movie FIRST TIME CALLER and it thrills me that we’ve made our way around the world!! (If anyone has a transcript for translation, I’d be so thankful) 1122
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026RESIDENT EVIL: A full-throttle unpretentious mean-spirited spookablast that hits the ground running and simply does not stop. Genuinely scary, very fucking funny (mostly because the protagonist is a well-meaning doofus who’s just doing his inadequate best), and beautifully shot. 3162
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The thing is, the greater the loss of “fine intellectual dexterity,” the more people will have to rely on his product. People like this sit at the perfect intersection of pathetic and sinister. 0142
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I love both! I would argue that FC is the less ambitious film with slicker execution (and I love it). But STG deals in harder themes and kinda kicks my ass!! 110
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026And then Nanette was such a hit that she just kept doing comedy and I found that even more contemptible. 100
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026whats a movie less than 60% on rotten tomatoes that you consider to be a perfect movie? like not a bit, genuinely perfect film. Freddy Got Fingered and no this is not a fucking bit 220
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you ever have the opportunity to meet someone in the howling rain and fall desperately in love, I highly recommend it. I did it, and I’m the happiest doofus you’ll ever meet. 🐅 1230
Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026One of my biggest issues was that the humor that preceded the supposed revolutionary reframing of the artform was so mild I barely chuckled once. Like chamomile jokes. 100
Reposted by Abe Goldfarbmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place 7164881222