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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Having an absolute blast doing COME FROM AWAY at the Fireside Theatre. Doing my three favorite things: fretting, engaging Dadcore Mode, making out on planes. It’s a gorgeous show.

Me in khaki pants, blue button down and navy blue blazer, looking concerned. Standing next to Rebecca Holt, a blonde woman in a red jacket facing the other way.

Me in khaki pants and a blue button down cheesing like crazy, opposite actor Kerry Jules, who holds a hand out at me. He’s wearing jeans, a tan vest and blue baseball cap.

A bunch of actors sitting on chairs in the formation of a plane cabin. I’m getting smooched by Rebecca. And I look utterly shocked

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

whats a movie less than 60% on rotten tomatoes that you consider to be a perfect movie? like not a bit, genuinely perfect film. Freddy Got Fingered and no this is not a fucking bit

Rotten Tomatoes for Freddy Got Fingered

Critics score: 12%
Audience score: 56%

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

listen bluesky is great but sometimes i have a craving for the hard stuff

A tweet by Serene_Necrosis. Dated 8/23/25

“It's not lost on me that I have received a huge amount of hate from so-called "leftist" accounts since changing my pfp to include a hijab-inspired secular accessorization.”

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

LIVING TO DIE: A Wings Hauser special. All the tits and shootouts you want from a 90s B movie, but with a special sauce that’s all Wings. Everything in this tawdry, nihilistic noir is a riff - the black box theater acting, the half-improvised dialogue, the jazzy music, the woozy plotting. It rules.

The poster for LIVING TO DIE.

Tagline:
“Some people play for money.
Some people play for keeps.”

Against the backdrop of old Vegas, Wings holds actress Darcy DeMoss. Two men fire shotguns. There is an explosion.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

when someone tells me a movie i love is bad

Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon in 24 HOUR PARTY PEOPLE. Coogan, as Tony Wilson, asks “Do you know nothing about the free play of signs and signifiers?”

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

RIP to Gerritt Graham, who gave incredible performances over multiple decades, but who will live forever in my heart as the bitchy glam rock icon Beef. Quite simply impossible to imagine another actor in the part. A master.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

at last the consensus is coming around

A Letterboxd review for TEES MAAR KHAN by user rutansh. Four stars. “absolute fucking god tier brainrot”

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The exuberantly rude Hindi comedy musical TEES MAAR KHAN. In which a master thief pretends to make a movie in order to rob a train, and discovers that actually movies are great.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

why does the ice machine have a cuck chair

A massive hotel ice machine. Next to it, a blue puffy chair.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

*bites through my knuckles and then an entire block of cement*

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

and that’s the abe goldfarb guarantee

Letterboxd review of my movie FIRST TIME CALLER by a guy named Josh. 3.5 stars.

“After the first 15 or so minutes I though I'd hate this, but I actually really enjoyed it”

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

My two astounding coworkers on DRIVING MISS DAISY, Bernard Dotson and Alison Fraser. Just blown away to get to share this stage with them.

Me (Boolie) in a blue and grey checked suit and brown shoes, sitting on a desk. Bernard Dotson (Hoke) in a gray suit and glasses, sitting on a chair and looking up at me.

Me (Boolie) in a tan trench coat with slicked back hair and glasses, kneeling next to Alison Fraser (Daisy), dressed in a dress and cardigan and glasses, sitting in an easy chair.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

using a lot of white in my hair for this show, and brushing it out a little has given me an alarmingly realistic idea of what i’ll look like when i go gray

Me! With wavy gray hair!! Looking kinda foxy tbh!!!

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

i won’t lie this fit goes crazy

Me in a chunky knit wool Christmas sweater covered in diamond shapes and flower shapes
and reindeer shapes. And a Santa hat. And a quizzical expression.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

sometimes you gotta read some armond white just to feel alive

Melania, by Brett Ratner, freed empathy from censorship. When
"Billie Jean" on the soundtrack vivifies this FLOTUS bio-doc, the connection between Melania
Trump and Michael Jackson
becomes a matter of social and cultural redemption. It bests the return of the repressed by Barack and Michelle Obama's
grotesque monument to themselves and their political eunuchs.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

hard to imagine how the GOP became so attractive to racist dumbasses, someone should look into this

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

MOTOR CITY: A delirious, operatic, nearly dialogue-free tribute to 70s MOR rock and flesh-rending payback. The men are studs and creeps or both, the women are…well, they’re Shailene Woodley pretty much and looking great in a gold dress. A grimy noir dreamscape that just entranced me.

Shailene Woodley in a gold dress and Alan Ritchson in a leather jacket. He’s lighting both of their cigarettes.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

End of the interview, from the top rope:

Finally, Claude or ChatGPT - what do you use?

“Neither.”

Really? What is the alternative in your life?

“None. My mind.”

You don't feel it holds you back?

“It actually liberates me.”

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

just found out that stephen chow’s new movie makes extensive use of generative ai

Jesse Pinkman beat to fuck and in despair shortly before declaring “I have nothing”

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

A quote from the real guy after surviving multiple murder attempts. Italians are different, man.

"Did I forgive her? Yes, nothing happened to me. It's okay," said Tony. "Don't do it again, take it easy."

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

He didn’t want to press charges!

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

“everyone thinks we’re dicks now, it’s probably because we’re acting too much like the left”

A tweet from Erick Erickson:

The succubus right is exhausting, sucking all the joy out of life. Don't go see Nolan, "it's woke." Don't watch sports. "It's woke." Don't do this. Don't shop there. It's like the Left — draining the joy from life in the name of some weird purity.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

If I had a nickel for every time Mira Sorvino was in a movie about child trafficking I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Halfway through COMMUNION and Christopher Walken is delivering a genuinely miraculous performance in this. It’s this low budget alien abduction potboiler and he’s doing the acting equivalent of free jazz in every scene. Riffing and noodling. It’s utterly thrilling.

Shirtless Christopher Walken holding a book, surrounded by weird alien masks. Also he is glaring cryptically.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Got to see EXCALIBUR on the big screen and man…it’s so beautiful that it’s almost physically overwhelming. A film that feels both enchanting and enchanted. It’s also wonderfully absurd in many of its particulars (Merlin is basically a Noel Coward lead), a product of Boorman’s heedless artistry.

Morgana (Helen Mirren) sprinkles gold dust all over her son Mordred (Robert Addie), who is clad in gold, nipple-sporting armor.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

imagine if this was the last thing you ever saw

A tweet from Kevin Spacey:

To celebrate America's 250th birthday, I created a limited-edition collectible ring engraved with Per Ardua Ad Astra-"Through adversity, to the stars."
Each collector's box is personally hand-signed by me at kevinspacey.store
Very limited quantities available for 3 weeks only.
Once it's gone, it's gone. - KS

Below this, an AI photo of Spacey holding up his fist at the camera with a ring on it that reads “FU”
and PER ARDUA AD ASTRA”

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

THE FORBIDDEN CITY: A true curio, an Italian kung fu melodrama with some fantastic fights and a rich, sweeping, surprisingly detailed story. If nothing else this should make a star of Yaxi Liu, who stuns as a Chinese woman fighting her way through Rome for her missing sister. This is a keeper.

A Chinese woman in a red dress who looks ready to fight, towering over the Rome skyline. In the center on a rooftop, a man and a woman who seem about to kiss.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The cult member hailing Stolas in the brief flashback during the party. I had done a bunch of guys already and had to think of a new voice and it was the silliest goddamn voice I could think of and I love the guy.

Favorite helluva boss character you've voiced

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I suppose you’ll just have to wait and see.

Are you coming back to voice more characters on helluva boss

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I’m a simple man. I put my pants on one leg at a time. I like a double QPC meal with a Sprite.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

THE PROMISE: Rewatched this today with @dylanroth.bsky.social. A longtime gonzo favorite of mine. It’s a chaotic experience, equal parts ridiculous and ravishing. But at a certain point its polarities become inextricable and you might find yourself being moved by the fairy tale yearning of it all.

A little girl in rags and a golden goddess whose robes billow in the wind. They stand on logs above shimmering water.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Szechuan hot pot. Massive spread of things to cook in the broth, but lamb and fried tofu and Chinese sausages are a must.

Favorite meal to go out for?
What would you order?

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Not yet but you have inspired me to take action.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Never felt that. Ever. I love having my little corner of things. I can get weird.

Whats a role in a game you did where you think you'd have liked to play a different character? No shade to the original actor, but a role a colleague got that you think you'd have had a fun time with?

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I will now introduce myself at parties as “Broadway Veteran Abe Goldfarb” Tickets here: www.axelrodartscenter.com/driving-miss...

A picture of me in glasses and a blue velvet jacket and a white button down shirt, against a yellow background that shows a classic automobile.

DRIVING MISS DAISY

Broadway Veteran Abe Goldfarb Joins the Cast as Boolie Werthan!

August 7th-23rd

BELL THEATER
at Bell Works

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