Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026God’s plan was for all of your husband’s blood to jump out of a hole in his neck 031 3
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“I have a PhD in communications or whatever and I cited NIH literature to my kids’ pediatrician and they were not suitably awed” That’s gonna be a yikes from me, dawg 2143 14
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I just don’t think Ben Gvir is going to meet a quiet end. We may be entering a new Era of Unaccountability but you look at historical footage of guys like him, who make a tremendous public show of their sadism, and it usually ends pretty savagely for them. 000 0
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I genuinely hope Cofnas visits Cambridge so I can beat him up, steal his wallet, then tell him I’m just agreeing with him and proving him right 020 2
Reposted by Abbybakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026phone booth lands outside of garage, doors open. rufus come meet these most excellent babes that we have just plucked from a dire situation out of a crevice of this australian hanging rock 352291 522
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Lmao at this world historical bag fumbling, hope their entire government spends the rest of their days in prison or hunted 000 0
Reposted by AbbyAbsolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Watching everything be better without you from Albania: 345533864 5.5K
Reposted by AbbyNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Timothée Chalamet and Tina Fey have now arrived at the scaffolding. Matthew Modine is here in the crowd. 718316 183
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Cigarette companies are some of the most evil organizations to have ever existed, their whole deal is “we sell a powerfully addictive product, the sole purpose of which is to kill you, and spend bajillions of dollars marketing it to children” 000 0
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I mean, a chore coat is a garment that’s been around a long time; I wear one because it makes me look like a French Communist Palantir can eat shit and hair, of course 000 0
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Literally the two opening bands at a CBGB’s matinee in the 90s 011 1
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Me: never judge a book by its cover [sees a picture of Eric Swalwell] Me: Never mind 020 2
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 29/03/2026“Cardinal Pizzaballa” is a made-up name intended to stoke anti-Italian sentiment 030 3
Reposted by AbbyBowiesongs (C. O'Leary) @bowiesongs.bsky.social · 29/03/2026"You gotta mike the box." the engineer Bill Halverson on the making of "Ain't No Sunshine," 1971 (from a Mix interview in 2012) 3943219 943
Reposted by AbbyDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 23/03/2026The two best commentary tracks recorded for William Friedkin's "Cruising" (1980) are, in descending order--and this is a total coincidence, a truly incredible one: 2. Vice President JD Vance, and 1. President Donald J. Trump. 1243 24
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Assuming this is remotely true, Saxon has absolutely eaten the spit of dozens if not hundreds of servers over his short and stupid life 010 1
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I’m celebrating on a rooftop in jersey city when it happens 021 2
Reposted by AbbyStefan BC @stefanbc.bsky.social · 13/03/2026With respect to this years governors race I am a single issue voter: the arrest and prosecution of Stephen Miller for treason against the State of California. 1212 21
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I’ve never really paid much attention to Katie Porter but based solely on the people I know who like her, and a couple photos of her on the house floor, she gives Elizabeth Warren With Carbon Monoxide Poisoning vibes 000 0
Reposted by Abbyrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 10/03/2026starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes 282646386 2.6K
Reposted by Abbyhockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 19/02/2026I went to Minnesota's game notes to look up who the announcers were. The first thing I saw was this picture so I stopped caring about that 718327 183
Reposted by AbbySID Chip Vicious @fatseanlives.bsky.social · 20/02/2026my new big mouth billy bass is using slurs 1573 57
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Whatever this is, it’s indistinguishable from meth addiction 020 2
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Ok I finally read one of the articles about penis injections making Olympic skiers fly farther and turns out it is NOT because it makes their wieners spin around like propellers 010 1
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I heard this was actually a performance art student’s senior thesis 010 1
Reposted by AbbyStefan BC @stefanbc.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Podcast where the guest thinks he’s arriving to smoke weed and riff with the boys but the second he’s high Norm Finkelstein comes out of no where for an ambush debate 515818 158
Reposted by Abbymattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/09/2025we’re not getting hit with the imperial boomerang so much as we built an automatic imperial boomerang-throwing device and loaded thousands and thousands of boomerangs into it 131421227 1.4K
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I went to high school with Mike and read his memoir. Basically, he used to be normal but washed out of a PhD program at Oxford, lost his mind, and decided it was everyone’s fault but his own. He’s like a weird little (5’6”) Renfield to Thiel 010 1
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 01/01/2026If I’m ever elected mayor of New York City I’m getting sworn in with a copy of Flowers in the Attic 100 1
Reposted by AbbyHell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 29/12/2025-skatepark -walk around mall -Set small fires in the woods Congratulations You Are Now Normal 4668 66
Reposted by AbbyBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 28/07/2025The three types of ‘50s pop songs were come on everybody let’s do the snap pea, if you ever kissed me I would turn into some goo, and hey hey beautiful child I would never take you over state lines 181443210 1.4K
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Calling every mamdani hater, yelling “BABA BOOEY!!” into the phone, then hanging up 040 4
Reposted by Abbyonion person @junlper.beer · 05/11/2025genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died 122175143409 17.5K
Reposted by AbbyAlison Fensterstock @alisonf.bsky.social · 05/11/2025CITY TO TRUMP: DROP DEAD 637877 378
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 19/10/2025A porno called The Cask of Amontilladong. Is that anything 030 3
Reposted by Abbyweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 05/10/2025There are so many ways to stop Stephen Miller. We should try them all. Alphabetically is fine. 01590296 1.6K
Abby @abbygator.bsky.social · 16/09/2025King Charles has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever this week 000 0
![“When Bill Withers showed up,” Halverson says, “he comes walking in with his guitar and a straight-back chair, like a dining room chair, and asks, ‘Where do I set up?’ I showed him right in the middle of the room, and then he left and he came back in with this platform, a kind of wooden box that didn’t have a bottom. It was about four inches tall, and was maybe 3 foot by 4 foot; it was a fairly large platform, and he set it down in the middle of the room. Then he put his chair on it and got his guitar out, and he’s sitting on top of this box. So I miked him and I miked his guitar, and then I was doing other things—getting sounds together.
“But then he calls me over and he points down to the box and says, ‘You gotta mike the box.’ Well, the way I was trained, you serve the artist, whatever the artist needs. So I got a couple other mics and I miked the box, the place down near the floor, next to this platform.
“And now, when you listen to ‘Ain’t No Sunshine,’ you know that all that tapping that goes on [while Withers sings] ‘I know I know I know’ all through it, actually, that’s him tapping his feet on the box, which is actually more intricate than the guitar on that track. He had evidently rehearsed that in his living room, maybe for years.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vtqkh4q3vlh7rltd4tnaweh2/bafkreig3codqyfxdi2er2sqqri34kumkg2izjo4k7gtxp6pfipsxyx3yxe)
