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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 8h
Today is Décadi the 10th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate vats. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Vats.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 9h
Listen to that CRUNCH. Absolutely delicious. #WorldBollardAssociation
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 29/09/2026
Today is Nonidi the 9th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate parsnips. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Parsnips.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Amy New (shop 🔗n bio) @amynewblue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There isn't a punishment worthy of all you've done. #discord #mlp
The Discord mascot Wompus is getting turned into stone via Alicorn Princesses and a superior Discord.
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 28/09/2026
Today is Octidi the 8th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate amaranth. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Amaranth.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 27/09/2026
Today is Septidi the 7th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate carrots. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Carrots.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 26/09/2026
Today is Sextidi the 6th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate impatiens. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Impatiens.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no they weren't very close to 0% of the SS were hanged the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 25/09/2026
Today is Quintidi the 5th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate horses. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Horses.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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SkyFuneral @aaronmk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wonder when we're going to get the Great Leap Forward For America Sponsored By Donald J Trump Make America Great Again where we're ordered to build diesel fracture stills in our backyards to turn any old crap into diesel for the economy No we will not be compensated but we will be shot for not
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, black & white charcoal pencil.

One of my favorite pieces from my new book, Spooky Pants. Coming out this October.

A small cabin in the snow surrounded by trees. Two cabin people stand outside holding mugs of hot cider. One of them shouts out, “Big Fella, we got hot apple cider happening over here.” On the other side of the page we see Big Fella, a massive spider emerging from the forest. 

Artist’s note: The spider only has 6 legs.. I made a mistake. However, I did read that some spiders can lose their legs in battle so maybe that’s what happened. Also, this drawing was probably directly inspired by the game Limbo. I love the art direction in it.
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you play Witcher 3, there are various bog demons you have to hunt that materialize when there is enough collective or even individual suffering and I feel like that phenomenon also explains the existence of Laura Loomer
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Jay @ the deep dive @thedeepdive.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
US Energy Secretary says Americans need to drive less to achieve lower gas prices.
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
DEGROWTH DON DOES IT AGAIN
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is being interviewed in an office. The interviewer, pointing to his computer display, asks, “can you explain this gap in your resume?” The interviewee replies, “uh…” Panel 2: out of thin air a portal emerges between the two men. Rocketing out of the portal is a time traveling dodo bird wearing futuristic gear. The dodo exclaims, “I’m back! I saved us from extinction!” A coffee cup is knocked over. Panel 3: at the edge of the desk, the dodo takes a knee, staring futilely out the window to a metropolitan city. It says, “No… NO!!” The two men observe, nonplussed.
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smallteam @smallteam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
does anybody really know what time it is
NYOOMThe Philosophy of Time Travel - Roberta Sparrow - a Vulture Book
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 15/09/2026
Today is Décadi the 30th of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate the pack basket. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a the Pack Basket.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 14/09/2026
Today is Nonidi the 29th of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate the sweet chestnut. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a the Sweet Chestnut.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 13/09/2026
Today is Octidi the 28th of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate corn. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Corn.
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 11/09/2026
Today is Sextidi the 26th of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate bitter orange. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Bitter orange.
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SkyFuneral @aaronmk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was in New York for the Knicks parade and that was by and far more solidarity and brotherly love than whatever followed 9/11 was. But you also can't make a career out of being a CIA heroin dealer on that now, can you?
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I bought this sign a few years later at the going out of business sale of a locally owned restaurant in, I think, North Haven CT.
metal sign with stick-on lettering reading NO FRENCH PRODUCTS SOLD HERE/"GOD BLESS AMERICA"
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Paul @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 10/09/2026
Today is Quintidi the 25th of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate crayfish. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Crayfish.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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Won the supey, played like poopy @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 09/09/2026
Today is Quartidi the 24th of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate sorghum. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Sorghum.
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Chris Kerr @kerrblimey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
BREAKING: Blizzard union workers have ratified a historic contract that has secured guardrails around AI usage, layoff protections, remote/hybrid work benefits, and much more.
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Blizzard union workers ratify contract covering 1,900 employees
Union members have secured guardrails around generative AI usage, layoff protections, remote and hybrid work benefits, and more.
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 08/09/2026
Today is Tridi the 23rd of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate hops. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Hops.
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SkyFuneral @aaronmk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Before Twilight Sparkle showed up, the smartest mare in Ponyville was a holder of an associates degree in General Studies from an online college
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 07/09/2026
Today is Duodi the 22nd of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate hazelnuts. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Hazelnuts.
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 06/09/2026
Today is Primidi the 21st of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate wild roses. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Wild Roses.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Mr Cait's fitness journey
I don't know how these freaks walk 10k steps a day. Where are these people going?
Back to the shire? I have things to do
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 05/09/2026
Today is Décadi the 20th of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate the harvesting basket. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a the Harvesting basket.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 04/09/2026
Today is Nonidi the 19th of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate the marigold. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a the Marigold.
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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
having seen this happen many times when I was in the army, to include situations where people died or were permanently injured, and also as someone who has had heat exhaustion that came very close to heatstroke in similarly stupid training, my recommendation is to reject all "military-style fitness"
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 03/09/2026
Today is Octidi the 18th of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate buckthorn. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Buckthorn.
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 02/09/2026
Today is Septidi the 17th of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate teasel. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Teasel.
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 31/08/2026
Today is Quintidi the 15th of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate trout. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Trout.
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