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David Cormack

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PR hack. Sometimes maybe good. Sometimes maybe shit. He/Him

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hoots' first external appointment is a fucking good one. Māni Dunlop... She's been tearing it up, and is now on the editorial team at the Post www.thepost.co.nz/politics/361...
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New Te Ao Māori editor Māni Dunlop on bringing a fresh perspective to the mainstream
She tried to leave journalism, but Māori storytelling drew her back in.
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The Press @thepress.co.nz · 13/09/2026
She tried to leave journalism, but Māori storytelling drew her back in.
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New Te Ao Māori editor Māni Dunlop on bringing a fresh perspective to the mainstream
She tried to leave journalism, but Māori storytelling drew her back in.
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
just to check, if we're to believe luxon when he says he has united caucus and full support, then we also must believe him when he ruled out TOP yeah? and so on basis of last night's poll, national *can't* form a government?
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"I don't know" Jesus. From www.teaonews.co.nz/2026/08/12/a...
Article from Te Ao News with suggestion no actual vote took place in Luxon.
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Te Ao Māori News - 🤖 (unofficial) @teaonews.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
National’s 2026 party list has just two Māori candidates in its top 20 and none in the top 10, as Christopher Luxon defends the party’s progress on Māori representation.
teaonews.co.nz
National Party announces 2026 candidate list with no Māori in the top 10
National’s 2026 party list has just two Māori candidates in its top 20 and none in the top 10, as Christopher Luxon defends the party’s progress on Māori representation.
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The fact checking throughout this article, just quietly debunking luxo's bullshit, is so fucking good www.teaonews.co.nz/2026/08/08/n...
teaonews.co.nz
National Party announces 2026 candidate list with no Māori in the top 10
National’s 2026 party list has just two Māori candidates in its top 20 and none in the top 10, as Christopher Luxon defends the party’s progress on Māori representation.
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
he's barely even announced as editor, and he gets a peace deal between the US and Iran. Incredible.
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
well that's all i need to know.
the last section of the herald's budget coverage has the heading "Child poverty targets will be missed, Government unlikely to meet first Paris climate goal"
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
well, well, well... She knew.
A tweet from former WCC councilor that is inexplicably #PrinceOfPegging. From August 2023.News headline about WCC having "pegged" our rates to "only" a 5.8% increase
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
well, well, well... She knew.
A tweet from former WCC councilor that is inexplicably #PrinceOfPegging. From August 2023.News headline about WCC having "pegged" our rates to "only" a 5.8% increase
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
What the hell
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
wtf. nerds. What a nark. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
rnz.co.nz
Senior public servant misses out on top job after anonymous tipster reveals prior cocaine use
The Public Service Commission and the organisation are refusing to comment on whether it was the reason she missed out on the job.
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I had a relative who was very pro cutting the public service. Said it was overbloated, lazy, etc. After the cull had reached 6000, I said "how has your life changed now with 6000 fewer public servants?" "It hasn't" they said. "And how do you think their lives have changed?" "Oh" they said.
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Sacha @sachadylan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Māni Dunlop on predetermination. #NzPol
teaonews.co.nz
Exclusive: Unredacted Cabinet papers reveal hidden scope of Government’s Treaty rewrite
Previously redacted Cabinet papers reveal the full scope of the Government’s Treaty clause rewrite, including plans to weaken Treaty obligations across legislation.
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
this is quite the dog whistle right?
Quote from a speech by Luxon: “My message to the business community is that when it comes to immigration, when faced with a choice between social stability and your bottom line, I will choose the former every single time.”
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PERFECTLY NORMAL @nzpom.com · 10/05/2026
Probably gathering evidence for a police report😉 It's great to hear you're in a better place, I struggled for a good while but am coming out the other side. +1 for therapist recommendation. I can also recommend Martin Sloman and Brent Cherry in Kāpiti. Martin co-founded Whirlwind
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Home | Whirlwind
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Fucking nailed the singing here. He's back.
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
the slash fic we all wanted #nice
Headline "They're eating each other", about Christopher Luxon and Winston Peters
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
ever taken on a $10.5B mining company and won? neither. until yesterday. www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
thepost.co.nz
The 40-year mining deal labelled unlawful by the Court of Appeal
It involves a remote forest road and Hauraki District Council.
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Te Ao Māori News - 🤖 (unofficial) @teaonews.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Sweeping changes to Treaty clauses across 23 laws could lower te Tiriti to its weakest legal standard, reshaping how it influences decisions in health, environment and beyond.
teaonews.co.nz
ANALYSIS: Government set to reduce Treaty in legislation to lowest possible standard - what it means
Sweeping changes to Treaty clauses across 23 laws could lower te Tiriti to its weakest legal standard, reshaping how it influences decisions in health, environment and beyond.
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
yes we've all been frothing with the coup, meanwhile Mani Dunlop is out here reporting on this fuckery and what it means. www.teaonews.co.nz/2026/04/20/a...
teaonews.co.nz
ANALYSIS: Government set to reduce Treaty in legislation to lowest possible standard - what it means
Sweeping changes to Treaty clauses across 23 laws could lower te Tiriti to its weakest legal standard, reshaping how it influences decisions in health, environment and beyond.
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
These are all better than it's the same day David.
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
thanks for your views, former senior trump white house staffer chris liddell, who doesn't mention the word trump anywhere in his piece, or his disclosure. i love the reckons of a man who stayed with trump even after jan 6 when several others quit. www.nzherald.co.nz/business/eco...
nzherald.co.nz
Chris Liddell: Why NZ cannot afford to miss the AI tsunami
OPINION: From the Knowledge Wave to the AI Tsunami.
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Oh. This is the new strategy then. Wheel out the Whānau. Except she doesn't seem to actually say what the good parts are? www.1news.co.nz/2026/04/04/a...
1news.co.nz
Amanda Luxon on PM’s popularity: NZers 'miss out' on the full story
The PM's wife was asked about last month's poll result which showed National Party support had fallen to 28%.
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Greta is playing a game getting us to guess what foreign words mean. She gives us hints when we're struggling. What do you call a cooked chicken, was one such hint. Folks, the answer was chicken.
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Come for my own embarrassing Tūtira Mai Ngā Iwi song. Stay for Labour's bigger embarrassing Tūtira Mai Ngā Iwi song. Leave for my embarrassing singing. vt.tiktok.com/ZSuw5UsxW/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Sooooo spark network just... Gone?
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
When a party finds itself in polling trouble, Mother Mary comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom, don't support another US-led incursion into the Middle East that will predictably result in an oil shock. www.patreon.com/posts/its-go...
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
if u like this piece, tell yer friends. While it's cool to get some money for these sporadic pieces, I make all of them free and open after a few hours. So save your money.
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
When a party finds itself in polling trouble, Mother Mary comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom, don't support another US-led incursion into the Middle East that will predictably result in an oil shock. www.patreon.com/posts/its-go...
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
boy what great PR at this very specific time www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/so...
nzherald.co.nz
Society Insider: ‘Anything worth having you have to work hard for’ – Nats' Mark Mitchell to marry for fourth time
Plus, Kiwi fintech boss hosts F1 star Lando Norris.
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Rob✅✅ @robdickinson.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Bruh we *wanted* [checks notes] prescription charges, inequality, more jobless, decimated health systems, terrible school lunches and more smoking!?!
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
how can you say no poll will make u resign because you're focused on what new zealanders what, when the poll is telling you what they want?
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
so this is a hell of a subtweet. it makes our statement being milequetoast-ly supportive of the US clearer, govt doesn't want to upset gas-daddy at a time when they have shown no economic plan and are desperate for something - anything - to take into the election. remember kids, always be craven.
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
"Luxon hit back at Clark saying: 'What is disgraceful is a regime that kills its own people they way it has'." wow, can't believe Luxo has come out this hard against the US...
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
not everything needs to be viewed as a meta political story on polling. humans are dying.
washington post push alert saying "Trump's attack on Iran risks alienating war-weary supporters", I crossed out alienating war weary supporters and wrote "killing people"
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Reading Hollywood gossip on reddit is my secret shame. But really I don't know why. Who the fuck are these people? I recognise Peg Bundy's name and that's it...
A celebrity gossio post on reddit, with a list of 15 "celebrities", of which I know one.
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
what.
Steven Joyce follows me on substack apparently.
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I cannot deny this.
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
www.patreon.com/posts/151750...
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
fixed it
Headline: Government gives police 'move on' powers to ban rough sleepers, beggars, but it's crossed out. Same headline edited to now say Government can move on deez nuts.
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Corporate wants you to find the difference...
The Andrew formerly known as Prince in the back of a car leaving the police looking... Not flashPrince Philip before he died but you'd swear it was after
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
the guide for my new IEMs sure does look like an IUD...
Quick Start Guide for Behringer in ear monitors, that looks a hell of a lot like an IUD.
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Tom Jamieson @tomjam.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
ANDREW MOUNTBATTEN ARRESTED
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
bit shit
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Not one nazi will drink at this bar
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
fuck this news story is exactly how I think news stories should be presented. Te Ao is the only outlet I have push alerts for cos it delivers content like this. What's unfolding is real shit. www.teaonews.co.nz/2026/02/11/p...
teaonews.co.nz
Proposed Resource Management Act overhaul set to breach Treaty - experts warn - as submission deadline looms
Māori advocates warn the Government’s RMA overhaul risks breaching Te Tiriti, stripping Treaty protections and causing long-term damage to environmental and Māori participation rig
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
i just think that in the era of smartphones, office toilet lights on a timer should be a thing of the past
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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The more I think about it, if we *must* have a parliament, then a Māori Upper House would be a good shout. That would be actual te Tiriti Partnership.
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