Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 14/10/2026They added this feature a while back, it may help you avoid that: 010 1
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 18/09/2026I don’t really know how they negotiated that chip is always on the left and slightly ahead and Zoe is always on the right for walks but they are remarkably consistent about it for dogs who can’t even remember what car we drive in from day to day 020 2
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 17/09/2026Oh, my big collection of car napkins? That’s not for cleaning my hands, I don’t need that many, the rest are for wiping up the drool from a pair of miscreants 170 7
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 17/09/2026If only you knew someone who could fix the software to do things about patterns of behavior 010 1
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 21/08/2026So far the revenge consists of digging at my sheets enough to pull them up and drying themselves on this same sheets 020 2
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 11/08/2026An equivalent to a political cartoon from 1866 during a cholera outbreak www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... 130 3
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 26/07/2026I would imagine you make a human version of this, adapted for your needs. I've seen people at leather events with bar vests with patches on them saying "Don't touch me" and I appreciated the very clear communication 120 2
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 17/07/2026Chip would like everyone to know that he was a very brave boy today and allowed me to clip his very sharp nails. He only complained the whole time. 050 5
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 13/07/2026Seeing the world from 30,000 feet is absolutely nuts. Like what do you mean this is real 050 5
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 25/06/2026Yeah could be. If I were picking one for Tulsa it would more likely be this one 010 1
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 12/06/2026Is there any place in Seattle with a good chili dog? This dog wants a chili dog. She won’t get it but by helping me you’ll help her because I will give her extra treats 030 3
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 10/06/2026But Father, if you let me in the front seat I can check for crumbs! 1140 14
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 10/06/2026My favorite thing about Seattle is the amount of flowers. I’m not putting alt text on every one, they are all photos of flowers. 020 2
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 08/06/2026dad you have two hands put your phone down and pet me with both 1200 20
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 15/04/2026Hello, do you have a moment to speak about our favorite snack, cheese? 150 5
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 11/03/2026Sorry but I’ll slam my dick in a door before I pay as much for delivery of food as I pay for the food. Eat shit Uber Eats. 1121 12
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 16/02/2026Sorry but if you want me to call you a good boy and you’re not looking at me like this how could I possibly KNOW that you’re being a good boy? 0200 20
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 21/01/2026Like why the fuck is the “what this do” label the smallest text on here? 010 1
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 09/01/2026I have never been quite this satisfied to cancel a subscription renewal 050 5
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 23/12/2025Here you go. Sometimes it doesn’t do a good job of selecting the whole kitten 050 5
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 23/12/2025Had this car less than a year btw. It’s not been any collisions or anything like that. Charmed life so far. Maybe it’s lighting up the warning lights like this just for Xmas. 330 3
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 14/12/2025I miss Tulsa. I wish I could pick it up and move it to a state that doesn’t suck. 170 7
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 01/12/2025These tru tone bulbs are expensive but it sure is nice to have good LED bulbs that don’t flicker slowly enough to give me a headache 050 5
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 01/12/2025We also have stunning bits of nature if that’s your thing. Here is a mountain that’s grown its own cloud hat. 130 3
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 24/11/2025Beat it up, baby, catch a charge Extra large and extra hard Put this cookie right in yo' face Swipe your nose like a credit card 060 6
Aaron 🏳️🌈 @aarong.gay · 08/11/2025Oh thank god now I don’t look like a guy who’s gonna record the dumbest video you’ve ever heard in his car because his wife won’t let him in the house 2210 21