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Cathode Ray Vaughn

@schneidremarks.bsky.social
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Makes fun of Boomer TV on a podcast called @BreakingMayberry.bsky.social. Talks about birds and newspaper comics. Just realizing how old I sound as I type this.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 5h
PSA: Guy who played the President on 24 is Dennis HAYSBERT. Do not make the same mistake I did and thank Dennis Hastert for all he did
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 16h
Timon talks to Pumbaa
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 7h
Respect for Dave Matthews going "nah we got enough guitars up here, I'll just kinda awkwardly put my hands halfway in my pockets, it's cool"
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's really stupid to measure your life by the quality of Pizza Hut but also yeah, the quality of Pizza Hut has noticably declined in the course of your life. I don't know what to do with that information but it's true!
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sometimes I ask the question "was it really better back then or were you just a child?" as a rhetorical way to make fun of nostalgia addicts, but also after decades of corporate conglomeration and private equity invasion, yeah, a lot of places and things genuinely WERE better when you were a kid.
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sometimes I ask the question "was it really better back then or were you just a child?" as a rhetorical way to make fun of nostalgia addicts, but also after decades of corporate conglomeration and private equity invasion, yeah, a lot of places and things genuinely WERE better when you were a kid.
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 04/10/2026
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 04/10/2026
The “Nobody Speak” scene with the Road Runner in Coyote Vs. Acme is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. This may be one of my favorite movies of all time
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
guy at this party really testing the limits of how long a handshake can last before you're just holding hands.
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if you haven't heard Choosin Texas, you can always watch this SEVEN MINUTE music video, after which... you still would not have heard Choosin Texas because they literally talk over the entire second verse, partly to be a straight up Jack Daniels commercial youtu.be/nUsrYVxrDwI?...
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Ella Langley - Choosin' Texas (Official Video)
YouTube video by EllaLangleyVEVO
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The thing everyone is missing about the Choosin Texas discourse is that the music video is GODAWFUL.
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me playing a Lego video game:
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Narrative Matters (@itsnarrative on Twitter) @narrativematters.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Six Flags is so busted. What do you mean your parks' official ketchup is Hunt's
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you log Ready or Not 2 on Letterboxed, it plays a little video message from Elijah Wood and Sarah Michelle Gellar thanking you for watching/logging the movie and now I feel kinda bad about the mean shit I said about it.
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you log Ready or Not 2 on Letterboxed, it plays a little video message from Elijah Wood and Sarah Michelle Gellar thanking you for watching/logging the movie and now I feel kinda bad about the mean shit I said about it.
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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not sure who made this but yes
Homer Simpson wearing Phillies gear backing into hedges and coming out wearing sixers gear
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Breaking Mayberry @breakingmayberry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Topanga, if you're listening, call me, girl. New episode of Breaking Mayberry on all podcast platforms: pod.link/BreakingMayb...
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I repeat:
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The 2026 Indiana Fever season is over
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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 02/10/2026
GO HOME TERF
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stephanie looking around smug at Clark drawing that foul like it was all apart of some big game plan like Clark didn't just fuck up a perfectly good sure 2 points to do a bullshit behind the back trick pass to nobody goddamn I hate this team
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 22/03/2026
I don't normally subscribe to the "German has a word for it" thing because all languages can invent and borrow new words! That said, I can't stop thinking about "hobbyless" as an insult since I saw it a few days ago, so here you go It promotes a growth mindset!! www.tumblr.com/abbiistabbii...
user abbiistabbii: 
The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one place i don't need to go? outer space. what happens up there is none of my business.
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Breaking Mayberry @breakingmayberry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW EPISODE: We're moving TGIFailure on to 1997's TEEN ANGEL, a show about a teen boy who comes back from the dead to seek revenge - oh wait, hold on, it's about a dead boy who comes back as an angel to help his best friend who poisoned him with a hamburger. Weird show. pod.link/BreakingMayb...
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TGIFailure 3: Marty Saves the Moon
Listen to TGIFailure 3: Marty Saves the Moon from Breaking Mayberry wherever you get your podcasts!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching the birds
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
any days a good day for the Indiana Fever to get their shit kicked in.
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The thing everyone is missing about the Choosin Texas discourse is that the music video is GODAWFUL.
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The genre died when country radio in the early 00’s all got bought out by guys who decided all those women artists who ruled the airwaves in the 90’s weren’t welcome anymore. Now you’ve got “stars” like Morgan Wallen, who sounds like sentient domestic violence charges.
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hobgoblin13.bsky.social @hobgoblin13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The guys who run to HR because the break room goes quiet as they walk in are talking about muscularity again
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not one of these guys could win a bar fight
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I really don't like using this language but holy shit have you ever seen such a collection of beta cucks in your life
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
guy at this party really testing the limits of how long a handshake can last before you're just holding hands.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
remember how people debated if the dog in Good Boy was an actor? and its owner went, No of course not, he just follows instructions well. this is like that except Tilly Norwood hasn't been in a movie and the owner is saying, Yes of course, because it follows instructions well, and then it doesn't
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mad men is pretty good for most of it and sublime in stretches but it is also the first show a lot of people watched in their 20s that had any kind of Metaphor and that combined with great clothes and some snappy, memorable lines has given people an overinflated sense of its greatness. sorry
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
so fucking sick of giving my email address to every online store so they can barrage me every two days asking if I want to buy more of the thing I already bought from them. I just got this stuff, man, I'm good! If I need more, I know where to find you!
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
going to stand outside a Canadian Subway until someone asks me what this thing is so I can yell "NOTHING DOG, SUB WITH YOU" and run away back across the border
an ad for the Subway Subdog, a Canadian monstrosity
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THE WEIGHT is a movie designed to make me specifically hoot and holler. All-time performance by Ethan Hawke. Shades of Sorcerer, Deliverance, 3:10 to Yuma, and even Predator. Insane this isn't playing in more theaters or getting more marketing, I should not have had to drive to Jersey for this.
the poster for The Weight starting Ethan Hawke and Russell Crowe
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THE WEIGHT is a movie designed to make me specifically hoot and holler. All-time performance by Ethan Hawke. Shades of Sorcerer, Deliverance, 3:10 to Yuma, and even Predator. Insane this isn't playing in more theaters or getting more marketing, I should not have had to drive to Jersey for this.
the poster for The Weight starting Ethan Hawke and Russell Crowe
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
doing this in a Philadelphia-based radio station means a pretty much pre-determined outcome
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
so fucking sick of giving my email address to every online store so they can barrage me every two days asking if I want to buy more of the thing I already bought from them. I just got this stuff, man, I'm good! If I need more, I know where to find you!
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can't keep up anymore, why am I seeing people turn on Ed Zitron in recent weeks, I whought he was a Guy We Liked.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Breaking Mayberry @breakingmayberry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey you know what, we don't need any more science fair volcano tv episodes. We have moved past the need for science fair volcano tv episodes as a society. New episode of our TGIFailure series out wherever you get podcasts: pod.link/BreakingMayb...
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Breaking Mayberry @breakingmayberry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GUEST SPOT: We were on @informedattraction.bsky.social to answer the eternal question: What fictional parents would you most want to swing with? Three of these answers are normal and understandable. The fourth is not a thing you can predict. Listen where you get pods: pod.link/1809606618/e...
The parents from Spy KidsRob and Laura Petrie from the Dick Van Dyke ShowThe Cohens from The OCA mysterious alley with a threatening question mark
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Amy Koto, TV Fanatic Girl @tvfanaticgirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Halloween promo for Bewitched ✨️🎃
Bewitched stars with jack-o-lantern
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Cathode Ray Vaughn @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An absolutely insane episode that anyone with a sexuality will appreciate and also be confused by. Give a listen!
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