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Allan, your (killer) robot dad

@allanis.gay
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Hey there, slugger. I’m the guy at work with the toy dinosaurs. Giant shrieking homo. Opinions are my own until I can find the receipt. He/him

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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 16/10/2026
Imagine trying to remove queerness from fucking *theatre*.
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 08/10/2026
Sally Impossible: You can't replace family with a robot, Richard. We need real human affection! Richard Impossible: That's why H.U.G.G.Y.’s programmed to *simulate* it, sweetness!
Sally Impossible (aka The Visible Woman), her skin is fully invisible, she’s grabbing Richard Impossible’s arm and angrily yelling at him. Richard Impossible, looking at his wife, confused at her near churlishness.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Throwback to when I made a Simpsons take on Skinamarink by editing backgrounds from the show
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 07/10/2026
Bored at work so here’s a screenshot of a skeet with a screenshot of a tweet with a screenshot of a Tumblr post.
A screenshot of a skeet of a screenshot of a tweet of a screenshot of a Tumblr post.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 04/10/2026
After briefly upgrading its condition to Natasha Lyonne; sadly, my voice has regressed past Shohreh Aghdashloo and into Harvey Fierstein territory. I repeat, we are at Code Fierstein. I gotta call my ma…
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 03/10/2026
These are just Sailor Moon villains.
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 03/10/2026
Finally recovered from this head cold but now my voice is so fucked I sound like Shohreh Aghdashloo. Going to spend the day screaming about “the fucking belters”.
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 24/09/2026
Did the pedway make eye contact?
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 22/09/2026
Need to redraw this cover so every man is posing like the woman: facing the wrong direction, booty and side boob on full display.
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🇨🇦 🇺🇸 Zoë Keating @zoekeating.com · 21/09/2026
Subvert.fm is new, growing, full of potential and I’m excited about it - which is why I’m running for a seat on the board. If you’re a Subvert member, elections are Sept 26. It’s your music platform. Participate! 2/
subvert.fm
Subvert - The Collectively Owned Music Marketplace
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 18/09/2026
Good morning, folks! Tonight’s the night! Doors open at 7, tickets can be purchased at the door. Just got a look at Gala Varo’s set list and it’s going to have me screaming.
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Garbage Day @garbageday.email · 17/09/2026
My face scrolling my feed when Kash Patel bestiality fuel crisis diarrhea hydrox Ed Sheeran tour
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? Everything Everywhere All At Once, when Evelyn realizes Waymond’s kindness makes him stronger than everyone, that his silly google eyes fill the void in the bagel.
static.klipy.com
Waymond's 'Laundry and Taxes' Quote
Alt: Waymond's 'Laundry and Taxes' Quote: “In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.”
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 17/09/2026
I used to work at an alarm centre that would regularly get fire alerts from people who stepped out of the shower. It's dust. You need to regularly dust or vacuum your smoke detector or the steam makes it wet and causes it to trip the sensors.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 16/09/2026
It's amazing how much of rationalism is mainly just people nodding sagely when a tech bro speaks fluent academia. Just because someone is rewording old sci-fi concepts to read like a dissertation doesn't mean their ideas are rooted in reality or worthy of debate.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 20/12/2024
"Wait, who is Aella?" Me:
Woman smoking outside on break
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Nova Scotia Museum of Natural History @mnhnovascotia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*deep breath* so the thing about yellow spotted salamanders…
Yellow spotted salamander peeking out from under a log, text on image reads “Staff waiting for a pause in conversation so they can tell you about yellow spotted salamanders”
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 16/09/2026
Breaking: Crash and the Boys will no longer be touring with Ed Sheeran.
A panel from the Scott Pilgrim vs. the World graphic novel. A band is on stage, a girl drummer with a man on bass and another on guitar. The guitar player says “Good evening, I am Crash, and these are the boys.”
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 15/09/2026
hard not to feel mark carney’s restrictions on immigration will hinder his agenda to deliver this big boost to canada’s economy with a wave of new investment
theglobeandmail.com
Opinion: Canada wants to be ambitious. That means getting immigration going again
Ottawa’s lowered immigration targets served a purpose, but now they’re an obstacle to economic growth and nation-building
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 15/09/2026
Kash Patel really screwed the poodle this time amir- [comically large hook yanks me off stage]
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 15/09/2026
Given all the *flails hands* you all deserve one of the most adorable pictures I took of Baby Bird Season 2026. A snowy ploverlet peeking through a little sand shrub. Perhaps a once in a lifetime shot. 🪶 🐣
a tiny snowy plover chick, about 2 inches tall, looks through a shrub as if theyr hiding, on a beach
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Nick Sousanis @nsousanis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you've used my drawn statement on Ai for a class or other Ed context – I'd appreciate learning a bit about that (here or directly), I'd like to document a bit of where it's ended up. And if it's new to you, feel free to make use of it, all online here! Tnx! spinweaveandcut.com/fall-2025-sy...
my statement on Ai from the mini-comic I'm making as syllabus for a new class I'm teaching this fall. It's simple, but I pretty much said all I have to say on it - it robs you of decisions and struggle - and the joy of being surprised. It robs you of learning...

a snippet of a mini-comic, at top - straight line stretches from point A to B. Immediately below, same dot at A, then becomes a curving, meandering line that winds through the page and ends at a point with rays and a question mark emanating from it. Text reads: "Nothing can do this for you - for that robs you of experience and conflates answers with learning. Rather, it's all the decisions you make along the way, the mistakes, struggles, and surprises! These pathways you create - this is learning. 

https://spinweaveandcut.com/fall-2025-syllabi/
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Tara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey all, need your help! John’s been made redundant at the game studio he’s been working at for the last 4 years. He’s not on here but maybe y’all can help cheer him up by checking out some of his game jams. The latest one is ADEPTH! Shares appreciated! Spooky games ahead! 👻 guddies.itch.io/a-depth
guddies.itch.io
Adepth by Guddies
Escape a sinking submarine, fear what lurks in the deep.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis lib: no, no, no. You don't get it. You have to vote for the transphobic Democrat because otherwise bad policies would affect ME and not just you.
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 14/09/2026
Sure, the NS adoption system is long, tedious, invasive, and emotionally exhausting; but in it's defense it's often a Kafka-esque nightmare too.
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 14/09/2026
There's something about French video games that have incredibly depressing stories but engaging enough gameplay for you to keep going with it. Funnui, if you wil- *Extremely loud incorrect buzzer*
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happy 89th birthday to the legendary Don Bluth.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
...nosy ass sheets
a fitted sheet with a label seen into the inner edge reading "top or bottom"
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 12/09/2026
“Anti-immigrant scapegoating is becoming a normalized part of the discourse in Alberta” Considering things that have passed through parliament this year, it’s not just an Alberta thing. Excellent article peeling the veneer of the movement.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 11/09/2026
In an incredible move, Saddle Lake Cree Nation in Alberta, Canada has announced a gender-affirming care clinic for trans youth, asserting tribal sovereignty and defying the region's ban. It is one of the biggest cross-movement solidarity moments in Canada. Subscribe to support our journalism.
erininthemorning.com
Canada First Nation Leaders Announce They Won’t Comply With Alberta Trans Care Ban
“This is about more than one health service,” officials wrote. “It is about Indigenous sovereignty. It is about our responsibility to care for one another.”
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 11/09/2026
Cartoon Saloon is the GOAT when it comes to stylish animation. Such expressive character designs using very simple shapes.
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 11/09/2026
Thank you all for your 9/11 posts. They always help remind me to wish my dad a happy birthday.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don’t worry. Abigail wants you. She’s always wanted you.
The image features neon pink text on a textured background with the heading "Warrior Affirmations." The text includes statements about masculinity and virility, and references the game "Stardew Valley."
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 10/09/2026
I know @garbageday.email is run by posters because every subject line they write makes me regret being on the internet.
Today’s Garbage Day subject line: “Charlie Kirk is the Harambe of Gen Alpha”. 

A phrase that makes me question what wrong turns I took in my life to understand every word of it.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 10/09/2026
As someone who has been covering transgender rights for years, let me be clear about something: When you see capitulation over sports, know that it NEVER stops at sports. And in fact, Turek illustrated this just yesterday when he embraced a federal ban on funding for all trans care.
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 10/09/2026
It’s amazing how much Microsoft is destroying their own brand in order to focus on chasing AI. - They buy out all the hardware, raising the price of home PCs and their own console. - They close studios to redirect money to AI. - They set limits on cloud gaming to save server space for AI compute.
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Magic trick
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 09/09/2026
I've known this for years but it really sunk in when the Academy passed over Kubo and the Two Strings for fucking Zootopia.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!" 
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 09/09/2026
Just 9 more days until the RRANS Quinceañera! This is your chance to meet and greet two RPDR icons, get your hands on some sweet merch, and enjoy the best Mexican food in the city. Get your tickets now! Share with your friends! Also your enemies!
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 08/09/2026
Going down a video essay hole for Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 and am I emotionally ready for another replay? God, I think I'm emotionally ready for another replay.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ENJOY YOUR LABOR DAY BUCKAROOS
cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY COWORKERS AND ME DISCUSSING OUR SALARIES EVEN THOUGH OUR BOSS TOLD US NOT TO GETS ME OFF featuring a beautiful ladybuck on the left wearing stripped down business attire she is in a modern office and on there is the physical manifestation of salary discussion lookin like a NICE BIG DOLLAR SIGN with a smiling face
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Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 07/09/2026
Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party.
Godzilla looking at a computer screen, then looking at the viewer and saying “the fuck is this?”The King of Queens with huge naturals, looking sheepish. Ralph Wiggum waving to the viewer with the caption “Sending oh-nos and anyways”Fern from Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End, wielding a gun. She has a smirk on her face. The caption reads “Zoltraak isn’t the only option here.”
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day 🌈
Simpsons end card:

DEDICATED TO THE STEELWORKERS OF AMERICA

KEEP REACHING FOR THAT RAINBOW!
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