Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 16/10/2026Imagine trying to remove queerness from fucking *theatre*. 010 1
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 08/10/2026Sally Impossible: You can't replace family with a robot, Richard. We need real human affection! Richard Impossible: That's why H.U.G.G.Y.’s programmed to *simulate* it, sweetness! 100 1
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadThe Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Throwback to when I made a Simpsons take on Skinamarink by editing backgrounds from the show 251267330 1.3K
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 07/10/2026Bored at work so here’s a screenshot of a skeet with a screenshot of a tweet with a screenshot of a Tumblr post. 021 2
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent 10161181712 6.1K
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 04/10/2026After briefly upgrading its condition to Natasha Lyonne; sadly, my voice has regressed past Shohreh Aghdashloo and into Harvey Fierstein territory. I repeat, we are at Code Fierstein. I gotta call my ma… 020 2
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 03/10/2026Finally recovered from this head cold but now my voice is so fucked I sound like Shohreh Aghdashloo. Going to spend the day screaming about “the fucking belters”. 330 3
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 22/09/2026Need to redraw this cover so every man is posing like the woman: facing the wrong direction, booty and side boob on full display. 000 0
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dad🇨🇦 🇺🇸 Zoë Keating @zoekeating.com · 21/09/2026Subvert.fm is new, growing, full of potential and I’m excited about it - which is why I’m running for a seat on the board. If you’re a Subvert member, elections are Sept 26. It’s your music platform. Participate! 2/subvert.fmSubvert - The Collectively Owned Music Marketplace 45712 57
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786462563 8.6K
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 18/09/2026Good morning, folks! Tonight’s the night! Doors open at 7, tickets can be purchased at the door. Just got a look at Gala Varo’s set list and it’s going to have me screaming. 000 0
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadGarbage Day @garbageday.email · 17/09/2026My face scrolling my feed when Kash Patel bestiality fuel crisis diarrhea hydrox Ed Sheeran tour 2989 98
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 17/09/2026What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? Everything Everywhere All At Once, when Evelyn realizes Waymond’s kindness makes him stronger than everyone, that his silly google eyes fill the void in the bagel.static.klipy.comWaymond's 'Laundry and Taxes' QuoteAlt: Waymond's 'Laundry and Taxes' Quote: “In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.” 140 4
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 17/09/2026I used to work at an alarm centre that would regularly get fire alerts from people who stepped out of the shower. It's dust. You need to regularly dust or vacuum your smoke detector or the steam makes it wet and causes it to trip the sensors. 051 5
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this 189149234027 14.9K
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 16/09/2026It's amazing how much of rationalism is mainly just people nodding sagely when a tech bro speaks fluent academia. Just because someone is rewording old sci-fi concepts to read like a dissertation doesn't mean their ideas are rooted in reality or worthy of debate. 121 2
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadSwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 20/12/2024"Wait, who is Aella?" Me: 1228212 282
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadNova Scotia Museum of Natural History @mnhnovascotia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*deep breath* so the thing about yellow spotted salamanders… 2203 20
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 16/09/2026Breaking: Crash and the Boys will no longer be touring with Ed Sheeran. 000 0
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadParis Marx @parismarx.com · 15/09/2026hard not to feel mark carney’s restrictions on immigration will hinder his agenda to deliver this big boost to canada’s economy with a wave of new investmenttheglobeandmail.comOpinion: Canada wants to be ambitious. That means getting immigration going againOttawa’s lowered immigration targets served a purpose, but now they’re an obstacle to economic growth and nation-building 17015 70
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 15/09/2026Kash Patel really screwed the poodle this time amir- [comically large hook yanks me off stage] 010 1
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 15/09/2026Given all the *flails hands* you all deserve one of the most adorable pictures I took of Baby Bird Season 2026. A snowy ploverlet peeking through a little sand shrub. Perhaps a once in a lifetime shot. 🪶 🐣 622711601 2.7K
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadNick Sousanis @nsousanis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If you've used my drawn statement on Ai for a class or other Ed context – I'd appreciate learning a bit about that (here or directly), I'd like to document a bit of where it's ended up. And if it's new to you, feel free to make use of it, all online here! Tnx! spinweaveandcut.com/fall-2025-sy... 27420112 420
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadTara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hey all, need your help! John’s been made redundant at the game studio he’s been working at for the last 4 years. He’s not on here but maybe y’all can help cheer him up by checking out some of his game jams. The latest one is ADEPTH! Shares appreciated! Spooky games ahead! 👻 guddies.itch.io/a-depthguddies.itch.ioAdepth by GuddiesEscape a sinking submarine, fear what lurks in the deep. 13236 36
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026Cis lib: no, no, no. You don't get it. You have to vote for the transphobic Democrat because otherwise bad policies would affect ME and not just you. 663159703 3.2K
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 14/09/2026Sure, the NS adoption system is long, tedious, invasive, and emotionally exhausting; but in it's defense it's often a Kafka-esque nightmare too. 010 1
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 14/09/2026There's something about French video games that have incredibly depressing stories but engaging enough gameplay for you to keep going with it. Funnui, if you wil- *Extremely loud incorrect buzzer* 010 1
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 485297697662 29.8K
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Happy 89th birthday to the legendary Don Bluth. 5456641060 5.7K
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadFunkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 13/09/2026...nosy ass sheets 715418 154
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 12/09/2026“Anti-immigrant scapegoating is becoming a normalized part of the discourse in Alberta” Considering things that have passed through parliament this year, it’s not just an Alberta thing. Excellent article peeling the veneer of the movement. 100 1
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 11/09/2026In an incredible move, Saddle Lake Cree Nation in Alberta, Canada has announced a gender-affirming care clinic for trans youth, asserting tribal sovereignty and defying the region's ban. It is one of the biggest cross-movement solidarity moments in Canada. Subscribe to support our journalism.erininthemorning.comCanada First Nation Leaders Announce They Won’t Comply With Alberta Trans Care Ban“This is about more than one health service,” officials wrote. “It is about Indigenous sovereignty. It is about our responsibility to care for one another.” 2138911117 3.9K
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 11/09/2026Cartoon Saloon is the GOAT when it comes to stylish animation. Such expressive character designs using very simple shapes. 000 0
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 11/09/2026Thank you all for your 9/11 posts. They always help remind me to wish my dad a happy birthday. 110 1
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Don’t worry. Abigail wants you. She’s always wanted you. 252360479 2.4K
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 10/09/2026I know @garbageday.email is run by posters because every subject line they write makes me regret being on the internet. 010 1
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 10/09/2026As someone who has been covering transgender rights for years, let me be clear about something: When you see capitulation over sports, know that it NEVER stops at sports. And in fact, Turek illustrated this just yesterday when he embraced a federal ban on funding for all trans care. 162359612 2.4K
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 10/09/2026It’s amazing how much Microsoft is destroying their own brand in order to focus on chasing AI. - They buy out all the hardware, raising the price of home PCs and their own console. - They close studios to redirect money to AI. - They set limits on cloud gaming to save server space for AI compute. 231 3
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadtoonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Magic trick 473081971 7.3K
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 09/09/2026I've known this for years but it really sunk in when the Academy passed over Kubo and the Two Strings for fucking Zootopia. 110 1
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadSarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026 112138822363 13.9K
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 09/09/2026Just 9 more days until the RRANS Quinceañera! This is your chance to meet and greet two RPDR icons, get your hands on some sweet merch, and enjoy the best Mexican food in the city. Get your tickets now! Share with your friends! Also your enemies! 111 1
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 08/09/2026Going down a video essay hole for Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 and am I emotionally ready for another replay? God, I think I'm emotionally ready for another replay. 000 0
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026ENJOY YOUR LABOR DAY BUCKAROOS 132447717 2.4K
Allan, your (killer) robot dad @allanis.gay · 07/09/2026Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party. 010 1
Reposted by Allan, your (killer) robot dadJosephine Riesman @josie.zone · 07/09/2026Happy Labor Day 🌈 424559 245