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Sunshine

@5un5hin3.bsky.social
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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sometimes I forget that people can see me walk away mid-conversation.
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve hardly sworn all week, I swear
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Catchy
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck. No I only practice going thru the motions now due to the great plumbing incident of 2017
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There is a HUGE difference in dating a man who tells you he’s funny & one who actually is funny. No one feels the need to discuss it, they just are & we laugh a lot
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Show off. I have 1 son & 2 daughters
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I bought the jacket before the seasons end 🥰
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I went to the second last game knowing the crowd would be less chaotic. I took a walk around the Dome on a few different levels. Really took in the parts of the park that I love most. I took the photos I took the videos I high fived the strangers who felt like friends
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🥰 music.apple.com/ca/album/spo...
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Spooky Action At a Distance by Iron Chic on Apple Music
Song · 2013 · Duration 4:26
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You too Matt
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look man, I’m just here to write stuff. jk *yeppers
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My colon has wicked hind sight
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Having a real man is nice, I wish I’d tried it before now
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am, Sweets ❤️
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't care if I'm early. It's not 90+ out. Happy fucking Autumn, friends 🍂🎃🦃🥧🍃
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lost 10lbs being sick Only 1 more illness to go
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thanks for the heads up, I didn’t bother checking when I was there on Wednesday lol I stopped at the authenticated shop instead & picked up another blind bag card. I got Bargers signed break out card :)
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good, hoping in the women’s jerseys cuz they fit nicer I’ll look when I go on the 26th
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My 3D printed Tiara & Sword order got cancelled so I’m still just a peasant
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“I’m a baker for money” Sung to the tune of Private Dancer
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh yeah? Well you have a barrel chest & tiny forearms. So there.
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Everyone knows it’s “the bigger they are, the harder they crush you”
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Look at you just giving away the foot porn. Hussy
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If I can’t sleep why should he 🤷‍♀️
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sent this to him at 2am 🥰
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You know what the sexiest thing about my ex is? That he’s not around 🔥
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I was today years old when I learned & now can’t unlearn that someone on Twitter wants to pee inside me
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When you’re an unmarried adult you can date a heavy equipment operator, a plumber, a kids camp Director, a race car driver/autobody finisher & a Private Investigator all at once & nobody can stop me… I mean you, nobody can stop YOU
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Glad to hear it 😊
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That’ll be fun! Hope he’s a nice dude in person! After Sunday my next tickets are for the 12th unless I get more last minute
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Berate your barista, expect extra foam.
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Men, you say some damn stupid shit when you open your mouths
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m good, how’s things with you?
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m just getting over one now. Which is great because I’ve got game tickets on Sunday 😆
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Are you really from Ontario if you don’t have a summer cold right now?
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Him: WYD? Me: just thinking about that song & how I have actually been a Butcher, a Baker & a Candlestick Maker
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 28/08/2026
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrrrr
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/08/2026
anything can be a shitpost if you leave out the punctuation
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Relaxing in Maine🇺🇸🇨🇦🇵🇪 @retiredinmaine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
cereal is people kibble
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jfc you people are so friggin beautiful. I hate you
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Flower garden were my homebees hang out
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Going viral on Twitter is the equivalent to an itch over here
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You can’t just give out forehead kisses on the 3rd date Slut
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gawd, I can’t even set you up anymore. WHY DO I COME HERE?!?!?
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
New balls are usually great
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Guilty of having thought about mowing my lawn before the storm hit, deciding not to knowing full well the rain was going to last for days I regret nothing
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
* 4-8 weeks to ship …4 days later… my Jays charity auction win came 🥰
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Women’s hair styles are trauma related
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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thanks, I’m excited!
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