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Gravity Pike @gravity-pike.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What’s your favourite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
God reached his hand down from the sky
He flooded the land then he set it on fire
He said, "Fear me again, know I'm your father
Remember that no one can breathe underwater"
So bend your knees and bow your heads
Save your babies, here's your future
Yeah, here's your future
God reached his hand down from the sky
God asked Noah if he wanted to die
He said "No sir, oh, no, sir"
God said "Here's your future, it's gonna rain"
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503jesse.bsky.social @503jesse.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Sigh it ends with the kids voting him student body president.
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503jesse.bsky.social @503jesse.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My Oscar picks (if I was voting, not predictions) Picture - One Battle Director - PTA Actress - Stone Actor - Chalamet Support - Lilleaas Support- Benecio SP- Just an Accident SP (adapted) - One Battle Cinematography - Sinners International -Sentimental *Didn’t see If I had Legs or Train Dreams
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503jesse.bsky.social @503jesse.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Israel is shooting missiles into Iran? They do know that they don’t have their greatest weapon? Deni Avdija is in Portland.
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Senator Ed Markey @markey.senate.gov · 10/02/2026
I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
This clip of John Williams & Steven Spielberg tinkering with the E.T. theme will always have me floating. History in the making.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/02/2026
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
don’t act so surprised, it was only a matter of time before we had to deal militarily with the sleeping giant in our midst: a dark triple-alliance of venezuela, greenland, and minnesota
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
that's why they call them the family jewels
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Calliope @calliope5431.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Once again tapping the sign that says "the only reason the US doesn't have a looming workforce catastrophe like Brazil and Vietnam is because of immigration".
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503jesse.bsky.social @503jesse.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Cool guys really good job by us. I hope we proud of ourselves.
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503jesse.bsky.social @503jesse.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Repost with an iconic fictional band
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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
This is an incredible edit
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Steve Jones @stevejones20.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Folks! Join @nekiasnba.bsky.social and myself on NBA Strategy Stream tonight at 10ET as we breakdown Lakers/Blazers! Live in the NBA App! nba.smart.link/ie8hgxq33
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50501 New York @50501newyork.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Joy is resistance. HandsOffNYC.com.
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503jesse.bsky.social @503jesse.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
So instead of Congress passing a budget, Trump is crowdfunding the military now? America is officially an indie band.
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503jesse.bsky.social @503jesse.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
#nbasky #sengunmvp
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 18/10/2025
[Exit King.]
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Zach Dayhuff @zdayhuff.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
My grandparents owned one of these. At nigh 16 I dashed through 400 miles of Kansas prairie in it. Felt like I was moving through a shaft of light. The safflowers bared their faces to me instead of the sun.
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503jesse.bsky.social @503jesse.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I've got posters on the wall My favorite rock group KISS I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss Waiting there for me, yes, I do #RIPAce
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Willamette Week @wweek.com · 15/10/2025
The upcoming No Kings March calls for Portlanders’ punchiest, punniest protest signs.
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What to Do In Portland (Oct. 15-21, 2025)
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PDX Pipeline @portlandevents.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
List of No Kings Oregon 18 protests including Portland, Eugene, Bend, The Dalles, Seaside, La Pine, Heppner, Lakeview, Roseburg, Veneta, and more.
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NO KINGS October 18 Oregon Events
NO KINGS October 18 Oregon Events BY REGION PORTLAND METRO AREA PDX Downtown: 12 – 4 p.m. – LINK Tom McCall Waterfront Park, 221 SW Naito Pkwy and SW Pine St. PDX Satellite Locations 10:30 - 11:...
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Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Changing my fantasy football team name to Ship of Theseus.
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503jesse.bsky.social @503jesse.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
And I will tell them - we will tell them Bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao That our sunlight is not for franchise And wish the bastards drop down dead
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 12/09/2025
Americans didn't ask for Trump's authoritarian takeover. Keep your jack-booted goons out of my city.
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503jesse.bsky.social @503jesse.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
The First person that makes a portland skyline graphic T with “It’s like living in hell” tag line will get my $40
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503jesse.bsky.social @503jesse.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
They say prosecutors could indict a “ham sandwich.” But apparently not a “ham sandwich thrower”.
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GrokMeAmadeus @grokmeamadeus.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Apparently there is a guy named Ron Miller who has been painting the iconically styled Detroit brick storefront signs since 1978 and I need people to understand that this one man is worth more to us culturally than 10,000,000,000 pieces of AI slop and more to the community than every ICE agent ever.
Local legend Ron Miller, an older black man with grey dreads and beard, leaning against his work truck in paint spattered clothes & sneakers.The painted brivk sogn for Food Palace Market.The painted brick building sign of Geek’s Hole In The Wall restaurant.The painted brick sign of New Zeplin Cleaners.
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503jesse.bsky.social @503jesse.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Post a non religious photo you think of as holy
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Alina Poliakova 🇺🇦 @poliakova.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Russians are advancing in Zaporizhzhia oblast under the American flag.
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503jesse.bsky.social @503jesse.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
“with deep disillusionment, I dissent” - Justice Jackson
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503jesse.bsky.social @503jesse.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
"The rule of law is not a given in this Nation, nor any other. It is a precept of our democracy that will endure only if those brave enough in every branch fight for its survival. Today, the Court abdicates its vital role in that effort." —Justice Sotomayor
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
New from 404 Media: emails we obtained show the casual surveillance alliance between ICE and local cops. One cop performed Flock ALPR lookups for HSI; later, same cop asked HSI to search DHS's license plate database. This is casually done over email, no legal process www.404media.co/emails-revea...
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Emails Reveal the Casual Surveillance Alliance Between ICE and Local Police
Police departments in Oregon created an "analyst group" where they casually offer each other assistance with surveillance tools.
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Adam Steinbaugh @adamsteinbaugh.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
As SCOTUS said in Houston v. Hill: The "freedom of individuals verbally to oppose or challenge police action without thereby risking arrest is one of the principal characteristics by which we distinguish a free nation from a police state." www.thefire.org/supreme-cour...
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
gonna start a video series called SECRETS THE GOVERNMENT IS COVERING UP and its just taped economics 101 lectures
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
*strums guitar* what if I told you that you already HAD three friends,,,, the father, the son, and the holy ghost
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Hunter @statisticurban.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Ian Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
T-Shirt Swim Club made Roxane Gay's Year in Reading list, which is like making Miles Davis' Year in Trumpets list or Aerosmith's Year in Scarves list. This is very very very cool. substack.com/inbox/post/1...
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A Year in Reading
(Or not reading, as the case may be)
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Ian Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Hey! The New York Times said some very nice things about my new special. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/22/a...
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5 Comedy Specials to Watch: Josh Johnson, Rosebud Baker and More (Gift Article)
Stand-up shows from Josh Johnson, Rosebud Baker, Craig Ferguson and others investigate Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show, motherhood and the politics of dumplings.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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Jason Briggeman @jbriggeman.liberalcurrents.com · 29/01/2025
I like how it's the first sentence of the third paragraph in each one, same author, almost exactly the same number of days into the administration.
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