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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Seriously, is there anything this guy can't do? ❤️
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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Can't imagine how bored Trump is during this game.
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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"There it is, the final whistle! Only, it is NOT the final whistle..." -World Cup soccer in a nutshell 😂
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Joshua R Greenberg @joshrgreenberg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The World Cup but the only human is Michael Caine as Scrooge as the Ref.
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BOO!👻 LAO GATE! @cheflubu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"It's the world cup hallelujah" might be the most soulless use of the word Hallelujah ever
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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Tag yourself, I'm "world cup hallelujah"
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deacon bluesky @keekerdc.com · 19/07/2026
oh dipshit is there? first time both teams will lose the world cup final
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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I just hope everyone has fun 😄 #WorldCup
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/07/2026
GREG KELLY: Do you think we know the whole story about Lindsey Graham's death? TRUMP: Well, I *think* we do. We have great doctors and they talked about a certain part of his body literally blew up.
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R A @robinalais.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Watching the belgian broadcast, commentators are like "that's a yellow card! You can cancel it later" and "goal for Belgium! What is the white house doing?"
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Has FIFA told us what the final score in Monday’s USA v Belgium game is going to be yet?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Promise David scores for Canada, a brilliant assist from Nathan Saliba
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18/06/2026
Stephen Colbert wore a tan suit to the Obama Presidential Center opening ceremony 😂 REUTERS/Octavio Jones
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safestreetsto.bsky.social @safestreetsto.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
⏱️ Rooftop View for 5 minutes Today at Portland & Wellington Diverter: ~🚶‍♀️100 pedestrians ~ 🚲 35 people on bikes ~ 🚗 30 cars Only 3-days after installation of the new Bikeway 82% of trips are now much safer! #toPoli #bikeTO #visionZeroTO
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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"Tim Hortons: It's like a whole thing." @iwriteok.bsky.social speaking truth (and inadvertently pitching a new slogan?) on Behind the Bastards today 🍁
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 31/05/2026
Sinners meme in which Stack asks Remmick "Y'all performing at the Freedom 250?" and Remmick replies "Sir."
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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Lost a button so I'm stapling my shirt sleeve closed. Or as I like to call it, Office Cufflinks.
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Melissa @mhudson-illustration.com · 16/04/2026
Feeling sassy, made a thing
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"Starve the Artists and Wonder Why the World is Ugly" Sticker for Sale by MHudsonArtist
Obviously it's hard out there for human artists, and I just wanted to make something that expressed how I feel as a struggling creator in a world increasingly filled with slop made from my stolen work...
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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Um...
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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Thomas Massie has the chance to do the funniest thing... I don't know what it is yet, but I feel like he's going to have the chance.
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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
What perfect weather for a fog horn! (8:30am May 17 - Tommy Thompson Park/Leslie Spit)
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Frank Amari @frankamari.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The New Republic today: Trump Accuses Obama of Treason in Unhinged Crashout About Black People Donald Trump posted multiple times implying that Black people are a public menace. newrepublic.com/post/210294/...
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Trump Accuses Obama of Treason in Unhinged Crashout About Black People
Donald Trump posted multiple times implying that Black people are a public menace.
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
👇👇👇 Hey anyone! Are we still at war with Iran or is everything Ballroom now?
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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Beautiful creature encountered in Tommy Thompson Park this weekend 😍
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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
And what rough Beast, its hour come round at last, slouches tward Starbucks to be born?
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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses.
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🇨🇦 NanaGale @nanagale.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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Marcus @marcusjmerritt.com · 16/04/2026
It’s cool how the people who control the US government right now just openly take it as a personal attack when the Pope says something like “God will not reward evil men”
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 15/04/2026
Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I wonder how it feels to be so wrong on doctrine that multiple authorities within the Church clarify exactly how and where you’re wrong Not wonder in an “I’d like to experience that feeling” way though
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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trump should be grateful. A "tough on crime" Pope would be calling for him to be tried at the Hague.
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Eric Allix Rogers @ericallixrogers.com · 12/04/2026
If you're in line to dunk on JD Vance, STAY IN LINE.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 08/04/2026
all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant
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Dan Immergluck @danimmergluck.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Brutal.
A WHOLE CIVILIZATION
WILL DIE TONIGHT
My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools.
Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's
"keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's
"we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight."
It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before.
"It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time.
A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead.
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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The human with the most power on earth just stated "An entire civilization will die tonight". At any other time in history, wouldn't we all crowd into a cathedral, to rend our garments and gnash our teeth? Instead, we're at the office. What are we doing. What do we do.
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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Literally if Adolf Hitler had ever said "A whole civilization will die tonight" in one of his speeches, the clip would be played in every classroom forever the #1 example of pure evil.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Like if I had to? If I really had to? I guess I could accept a black guy playing James Bond if it meant less war and economic calamity in the world
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Rory Johnston @roryjohnston.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
We were so innocent once: Trump Easter message, 2015: I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter! Easter Sunday, 2026: Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell … Praise be to Allah
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/03/2026
SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Simpsons Bort screengrab

NO. MY BASED SON IS ALSO NAMED SAXON.
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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Has anyone, in the entire history of hair dressers, ever admitted to one that the water temperature isn't fine?
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
letting betting sites use "trade" instead of "bet" was a huge mistake. should have gone the other way entirely and made stock brokers use "bet" instead of "trade"
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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
NATO IS THE NASTIEST SKANK BITCH I'VE EVERY MET. DO NOT TRUST HER. SHE IS A FUGLY SLUT!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
This whole Hormuz thing feels like "Shakespearean tragedy" level of self-own. But I can't even think of a tragic figure who walked this directly into his own demise.
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Shimanti | Human Consequences @humanconsequences.com · 14/03/2026
Over 400 women have been arrested since they overturned Roe v Wade— yet not a SINGLE man has been arrested for raping children with Epstein.😢
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