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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 3h
Curtis Sliwa with speech bubble coming out of him
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 03/10/2026
history’s largest gender neutral bathroom just opened
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 01/10/2026
wondering if this applies to liberty biberty
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 01/10/2026
sure is a tough time to be an odious piece of shit
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 30/09/2026
what
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Asshole magazine for shit heads with another heater
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 20/09/2026
made a dipshit sandwich
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Baudrillard: "It is no longer a question of imitation, nor of reduplication, nor even of parody. It is rather a question of substituting signs of the real for the real itself... Never again will the real have to be produced: this is the vital function of the model in a system of death"
The "secretary of war" wearing a shirt that says "THIS IS WAR" while PTing in a stadium in Texas, which is not war
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 19/09/2026
so angine de poitrene is sparkling daft punk?
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't really follow politics
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 18/09/2026
i love orb
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 18/09/2026
did they meet in the backrooms
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 17/09/2026
gas stations hate this one weird trick
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 17/09/2026
ah, i see the misunderstanding. these guys believe Hasan's job is to say things that Democrats like hearing. terminal wonk brain is believing that we should ground ourselves with the question "what would the politicians think?"
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 16/09/2026
america’s next top servicemember
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 12/09/2026
chromostereopsis goes crazy on this one
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 11/09/2026
its for @evan.exposed
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Mike Zaccardi, CFA, CMT @mikezaccardi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Feds set to announce end to Cyclospora outbreak Now it's just the bond market that is dumping nonstop @seekingalpha
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 09/09/2026
if you fold the new iphone 42 times it could reach the moon
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
last night i did something very very silly here’s a portion of the Milky Way (cygnus region) as captured by a camera design that dates to the beginning of the last century 🔭 📷 intrepid 4x5 🎞️ kodak t-max 400 (pushed to 800 in development)
large format camera with significant bellows extension on equatorial telescope mount me sitting with laptop on doing setup at telescope mount (Photo credit my gf)backlit negative of cygnus region full
Scan of Cygnus region in black and white
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 10/09/2026
stupid sexy piker
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 09/09/2026
lol sucks to suck bryson
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 06/09/2026
not to rain on parades but henry kissinger looked like this for like 15 years
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 05/09/2026
is everyone ready to be normal about this yet?
inside of flintstones car
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 03/09/2026
desiccant? not with that attitude, surely
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Star:Line Chicago @starlinechicago.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Southbound traffic could still get through if they weren't cowards
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 02/09/2026
what if we carried the flame in the charlie kirk corn maze
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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Pablo Maurer @mlsist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Them: "Ok, great Pablo, you've got time with Thierry Henry! You can ask him anything you want about UCL, CBS, global football - all of it." Me:
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0x19.co @0x19.co · 31/08/2026
it's not tylenol giving the kids autism it's actually me
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 30/08/2026
youtu.be/GG7fLOmlhYg?...
youtu.be
Bruno Mars, Anderson .Paak, Silk Sonic - Smokin Out The Window [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Bruno Mars
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 29/08/2026
do not show me a poll. fuck a poll. worthless nonsense
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 28/08/2026
This is the route Rockstar should have taken
Wallace and Gromit A Grand Theft Auto
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 27/08/2026
lake bofa
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nancy 8/25/26
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 26/08/2026
republicans are about to get shitcanned in midterms so its time to rev up the debt hawkery act again
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Birel 🦝🤙🏼 @birel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
quando a educação é libertadora, o sonho do oprimido é agredir o opressor
Foto da fachada (branca) de uma escola de judô de nome "Judô Paulo Freire" (em azul). Há arbustos em frente e algumas palmeiras e outras árvores ao redor.
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 22/08/2026
come meet the new CoD same as the old CoD
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 19/08/2026
everything is funny until it happens to you
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 19/08/2026
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A Few Small Beers Benicio Del Toro
Alt: A Few Small Beers Benicio Del Toro
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 19/08/2026
so its gonna be a ~~recession~~ recession huh
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 19/08/2026
lmfao hold that L alex
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Jonny IsGood @jonnyisgood.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is Adam's dad btw lol
Article by The Free Press titled "One Immigrant Boys Journey from Cuba to the CIA by Martin Gurri, Adam Gurri's dad.
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 18/08/2026
another certified banger from "liberal currents"
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keek is back on his bs @keekerdc.com · 17/08/2026
one of my most favorite blocks i ever caught on twitter was from balaji, glad to see he’s still in top form
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 16/08/2026
finally got long videos to work, so here's my masterpiece
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We’re deploying Kid Rock and three guys named Colton to the USS Abraham Lincoln to raise morale
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