EJ @3jejej.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Godzilla vs Kong except they are in love so the city just watches in horror as they are forced to watch giant monsters do anal 000 0
Reposted by EJKaren Dalton Beninato @kbeninato.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Stunning sunset tonight. Well done, sky. 1036595428 0
EJ @3jejej.bsky.social · 29/06/2025My mom is watching a Reddit reader video with subway surfers WHILE PLAYING MERGE DRAGONS. SHE I S THE ATTENTION SPAN 000 0
EJ @3jejej.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I desperately need a hug rn but if anyone touches me I might actually cry 000 0
EJ @3jejej.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Usually I check hotel rooms for cameras but honestly I cannot be assed rn. They can have my mediocre nudes I’m too tired for this shit 000 0
EJ @3jejej.bsky.social · 13/05/2025You ever just hallucinate your wake up alarm an hour early 😭 000 0
Reposted by EJHemlock Autumn @hemlockautumn.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Oh, I hate "body language" as a concept so much. I don't understand why people genuinely take the obviously made up stories they see on tv as gospel. Lie to me was a fun tv show, it was not a documentary. It's made up, nonsense, bs... 291 0
Reposted by EJStar.✨ 🏳️⚧️ @starlight.girlcock.cc · 09/05/2025TV shows and the rise of podcasts that are armchair psychologists studying someomes bodylanguage 1141 0
Reposted by EJHemlock Autumn @hemlockautumn.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I blame tv shows in which we had a random waltz in, throw a SINGULAR look at the bones/skull that have been found and start describing rapid fire the person. Race, age, ethnicity, sex... Those are ASSUMPTIONS. They are not absolute... 1171 0
Reposted by EJWren, I am @wren.im · 09/05/2025Among other things, it's very annoying that they put the male/female skulls on the opposite side from the corresponding overlay. 1291 0
Reposted by EJfinal girl austin @8kbps.com · 09/05/2025believe it or not, that was the exact claim nazis made about the pope in 1969 when founding the sedevacantist heresy 091 0
Reposted by EJRingoOSU @ringoosu.bsky.social · 09/05/2025at first i'm laughing and then i'm thinking "wait isn't this what nazis call everyone they didn't like a Jew?" 1331 0
Reposted by EJGrifflez @grifflez.bsky.social · 09/05/2025The only thing more despicable then a phrenologist is a fucking armchair phenologist. What the actual fuck. 1371 0
Reposted by EJMary Leighton @maryleighton.bsky.social · 09/05/2025These terfs really need to make their mind up. Is biological sex determined by our chromosomes, genitals, or multicolored facial tattoos? 0411 0
Reposted by EJGustave Flubber @siduspreclarum.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Oh, he's trans all right: trans-substantiating the body and blood of Christ during the Eucharist. 1443 0
Reposted by EJRun the Joules @wattasecond.bsky.social · 09/05/2025What did you think “return to monke” meant? Vibes ? papers? Essays? Losers 0282 0
Reposted by EJRun the Joules @wattasecond.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Male beauty standards are out of control 2776 0
Reposted by EJPatehe @patehe.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Talked to a transvestigator once. Yes, they think all celebrities are trans. When I asked why they explained that it had started under Shakespeare and the famous people kept doing it for some reason.media.tenor.coma rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know " 041 0
Reposted by EJTiNK (Blumen Ära) @tinkoceraptor.eurosky.social · 09/05/2025Reminds me of this. Gender assumptions were originally based on the graves content.smithsonianmag.comResearchers Reaffirm Remains in Viking Warrior Tomb Belonged to a WomanIn new paper, the authors behind the 2017 study echo their original conclusions and delve deeper into the secrets of the grave in the Viking town of Birka 041 0
Reposted by EJWereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Oh yes, always check the skellyballs 😄 It's also worth noting that a good archaeologist should try to avoid viewing their findings through a modern lens, so acknowledging that things like gender identity are dependent on time and place, and we cannot assume that people held the same values we do. 091 0
Reposted by EJSuper Saiga @supersaiga.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Oh nooooooo! I'm sorry you went through that 😭 I grew up taking many things literally too. I thought having thoughts or dreams about sex was a sin, and I could kind of stop myself thinking about it but I could not stop myself dreaming about it and I thought I was going to hell 021 0
Reposted by EJunlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I believe it was a sort of censored attempt to explain why human males don't have penile bones 021 0
Reposted by EJDae Breaker 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 🇬🇧 @d-a-g.bsky.social · 09/05/2025My rib cage is not symetrical. For far too long I assumed males had an uneven number of ribs and that the stuff in the bible was an attempt to explain why. Felt so stupid when I learned it was all bullshit. Gave me one less thing to feel dysphoric about though. 241 0
Reposted by EJSuper Saiga @supersaiga.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I like this because it's immediately falsifiable for most men so presumably poking yourself methodically in each set of ribs is blasphemous or maybe they all did it and think they have a terrible secret they must take to their graves, not realizing every other man they know has the same secret 2151 0
Reposted by EJRoos Eisma @rooseisma.bsky.social · 09/05/2025My FA professor gave a talk at some very religious islands and was told you could recognise a male skeleton by the missing rib.... 2191 0
Reposted by EJWereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 09/05/2025If they're looking at a skeleton and saying "This is *definitely* a man/woman" based off the skeletal structure then I'm afraid their pants are assuredly on fire. 1322 0
Reposted by EJWereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Recovering archaeologist here. Yep, it's really quite difficult to definitively ascertain biological sex from skeletons. There can be strong indicators, but there are always exceptions and anomalies and biology doesn't like to follow our rules, so posts like this always make me laugh. 3735 0
Reposted by EJSuper Saiga @supersaiga.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I cant remember the exact archeological genders for skeletons but there are at least 5 and it goes something like "probable male. possible male. no clear gender. possible female. probable female" It's impossible to be confident with a whole skeleton, let alone just a skull 1633 0
Reposted by EJSuper Saiga @supersaiga.bsky.social · 09/05/2025in fairness, there's no such thing as a male skull in archeology The only way to know if a skull is definitely male is to know if a male person inhabited it before they died 2511 0
Reposted by EJSuper Saiga @supersaiga.bsky.social · 09/05/2025i think it's "turns out it was a male skull but not a male homo sapien skull" 1241 0
Reposted by EJEssayWells @essaywells.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Two years from now: "sorry guys, turns out the reason our measure kept saying every famous woman is male and every famous man is female is because we were holding it the wrong way round, sorry about that, peace out". 2931 0
Reposted by EJleppasjari.bsky.social @leppasjari.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I don't think it can be sincere, absolutely every famous person is there and they're all trans 011 0
Reposted by EJBlaidd's husband @stellarstag.bsky.social · 09/05/2025When I went to check this account to see if it was real and not just a troll pic I was not prepared for who theyve been transvestigating Assuming the poster is sincere and not a troll, they're cooked 1331 0
Reposted by EJbleddwgan🦑 @radekllundain.bsky.social · 09/05/2025So at the time of Leo I there were some guys walking around just called Lion. When other popes chose that name, they were simply called Pope Lion in several languages, including Italian, Portuguese, Croatian, Spanish, etc. while others kept using the Latin word for lion ("leo"). 0291 0
Reposted by EJbleddwgan🦑 @radekllundain.bsky.social · 09/05/2025The weirdest thing I've discovered this week is that the first Pope Leo was actually called Leo, and because his first language was Latin, that means he was actually just called "Lion". Popes 'Leo' are translated as "lion" in several languages, like Italian, but not in English, which kept the Latin 2271 0
Reposted by EJAhsoka'n Farewell @bajonista.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I know a BUUUUUNCH of trans men who chose Leo for themselves. Of course DiCaprio was the It Boy for my generation. It does make it confusing sometimes! Which Leo? Bless them, though. 2301 0
Reposted by EJOscaaarrrgh @skeletonoscar.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Babe wake up, they're transvestigating the new Pope let's fuckin gooooooooooo 1554551969 0
Reposted by EJHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/05/2025This is the best day of my life 1578536637 0
Reposted by EJGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 10/05/2025The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?" 115138017122 0
Reposted by EJEmma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 11/05/2025lmao "not good enough to reach the top, not bad enough to worry about relevancy, but juuuust good enough to post" 121 0
Reposted by EJCoca.Ebola @coca-ebola.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Honestly, that makes more sense. After thoughtful consideration we’ve concluded smell is a non-factor amongst those who fuck 121 0
Reposted by EJCoca.Ebola @coca-ebola.bsky.social · 10/05/2025*googles why eating ass wasn’t popular until the 90s* 141 0
