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Coca.Ebola

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We’re all peeing in the pool. Some of us are just way more chill about it.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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unpersoned.bsky.social @unpersoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If Dems don't do this, they will have failed us entirely.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Homeless people to everyone else in their community 🤝 People asking for their rights being met with riot cops 🤝 Bison who were here before people were, even "Where do you want us to go?" The people and cops and the government: 6' under, and it will be more expensive than doing what u want lol
AP argued the BLM final decision would force it to cull or transfer about 300 of its bison by September 30. Finding and preparing new pasture and fencing for those animals would cost an estimated $405,000, AP said, while getting rid of the animals would cost $739,800 plus $184,950 a year in lost calves.
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Coca.Ebola @coca-ebola.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The longer you don’t pee, the longer you pee.
A man made of corn (pre AI) in a suit of armor
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is an INSANE thing to say and believe.
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It fuckin better be
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healinghands65.bsky.social @healinghands65.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Remember when conservatives yammered ad nauseum about Obama care death panels??? Luigi put an end to one of America’s ACTUAL death panels.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/06/2026
Obama shouts out "those ordinary people in the Twin Cities who braved frigid temperatures, risked their own safety, standing shoulder to shoulder to look our for their neighbors and sometimes for strangers because they knew that was the right thing to do"
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Ms. Misanthrope 🇺🇸 @lilmsmisanthrope.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Defense contractor Leonardo is marketing SignalTrace: sensors clipped onto existing license plate cameras, already on poles in all 50 states, that sweep your phone, watch, AirPods, and pet's microchip. No warrant. No opt-out. No federal law against it.
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License Plate Cameras Will Soon Track Phones, Wearables, Infotainment, and Even Your Pets
A new kind of license-plate-reading camera will also scrape the smart devices you take with you, and wrap all that data in a nice little bow for law enforcement and the government.
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wah.zip @computermouse.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
you play videogames when they get released I buy them years later on sale and play them when nobody cares about them anymore we are not the same
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✨🌟 ⭐️ LoveKat ⭐️🌟✨🟦♿️🧬🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🌎☮️🕊️🟪 @lovekat41.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
America is ☠️ This is bullshit. Everyone should be standing up against this. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
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Federal prosecutors charge 15 people with conspiracy to impede agents during Minnesota immigration crackdown
Minnesota U.S. Attorney Daniel N. Rosen said the operation targeted Minneapolis-based antifa groups.
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Coca.Ebola @coca-ebola.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I bet New York smells crazy rn
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Coca.Ebola @coca-ebola.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
They still got it
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CcitrRA thhe caT 🔞 @gurgleyboingz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I’d make a terrible rpg encounter
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Paul J. Dauenhauer @pauldauenhauer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The struggle is real
Scientific literacy
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Ellie Leonard @redpencilscript.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Has anyone tried just dumping a bucket of water on Donald Trump?
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
nobody tells u this but smoking makes u look rlly cool
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Felicity Hayes-McCoy @fhayesmccoy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This was always coming. Always. And history tells us what will come next.
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
(pounding table) the cornucopia is a METAPHOR for the PENIS and the BALLS
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Coca.Ebola @coca-ebola.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Neon beige
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Mad Makhno🏴‍☠️ Weltschmerz Fella @madmakhno.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I remember when this was supposed to be a hoax. Life was better then...
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Explaining being bombed to an american: ok so imagine no burger
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
You shiver, and the city shivers with you.
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Forbes @forbes.com · 17/05/2026
Officials suspect the disease has caused 80 deaths in the Democratic Republic of Congo so far.
forbes.com
WHO Declares Ebola Outbreak In Africa ‘Extraordinary’ Public Health Emergency
Officials suspect the disease has caused 80 deaths in the Democratic Republic of Congo so far.
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 16/05/2026
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🔞Local Little Guy + Puppy Weed Enjoyer 🔞 @riebred.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My boomer complaint is that no pc game should require you to make changes in BIOS and/or require me to install anything additional to run the game. Just let me play the damn game
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
and the Lord said "let them get slizzard" and it was good
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Look at my opposition leader dawg
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Ahmed Baba @ahmedbaba.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
There is no clearer case for the necessity of Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 than how quickly southern states moved to eliminate Black-majority districts and dilute Black power after SCOTUS eroded Section 2. SCOTUS’s reasoning was immediately disproven by reality.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
But if we give poor people money, they will do less crime and also join the military less frequently for the financial incentives Then who will die in the oil wars or provide the prison slave labor????
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Coca.Ebola @coca-ebola.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Computah.. make all these guys super fulfilled and optimistic
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
WaPo reports Louisiana’s governor will announce on Friday that he is suspending the House primaries where people have already started voting and redraw the map; I’d expect them to go for an all-Republican map and eliminate both majority-Black districts, not just one.
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Louisiana governor prepares to suspend House primaries after court ruling
Gov. Jeff Landry (R) told Republican House candidates he plans to suspend the May 16 primary elections so lawmakers can redraw the congressional map.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Can't remember who said it but the summary of MAHA's beliefs as "everything is poison, except actual poison, which is good for you"
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Comic panel of Donald Duck and a wide-eyed young Mickey Mouse. Donald's speech bubble: "Democrats should do a huge middle class tax cut to address affordability." Mickey's speech bubble: "Fool that you are, for you treat taxation as a burden rather than the means by which our burdens are eased. Behold a civilization rich in private wealth yet starved of public provision, where every man owns what his grandfathers could not imagine and yet trembles at the thought of how he will weather an illness or loss of livelihood. Will you fight for an affirmative vision of broad contribution and universal benefit? Or will you perish like a dog?"
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Pantrywoman @pantrywoman.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
YOU - No one wants to *do* anything with me... no one wants to party with me. KIM KITSURAGI - “Stay with me!” You feel burning hot tears streaming from your eyes. YOU - I don't want to be anymore. It hurts.
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
JOURNALIST: “Mr. President, do you regret all the lying you’ve done to the American people?” TRUMP: “😳🦗🤐” Every credentialed “journalist” with access to these briefings should be asking real questions like this one. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😎💙😎
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Coca.Ebola @coca-ebola.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
*waterbending the pee back into your balls*
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Coca.Ebola @coca-ebola.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Heavy is the quarter that pounds the cheese
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
INSULINDIAN PHASMID - Few of us can begin to imagine the horror of you -- with all of creation reflected in your forebrain. It must be like the highest of hells, a kaleidoscope of fire and writhing glass. Eternal damnation.
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Coca.Ebola @coca-ebola.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
“Come unsto me, Jesus. But not the eye” Barbara 17:12
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Coca.Ebola @coca-ebola.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
My nose is extra hairy bc I’m Built to survive the bullshit
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April Verrett @seiupres.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Using your debt, your search history, and your private data to decide how much you’re worth? Hell no. This is what happens when technology is built to serve profit instead of people. This is why every worker needs a union.
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Coca.Ebola @coca-ebola.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
There better be a Kidz Bop of all the Iranian Lego videos
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
BREAKING: DOJ investigating Iran for Mortgage Fraud.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The Trump administration has announced that the US will rewrite past climate reports, in a clear attempt to erase scientific history and undermine the consensus on human-caused climate change.
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US to rewrite its past national climate reports
US President Donald Trump's administration is revising past editions of the nation's premier climate report -- its latest move to undermine the scientific consensus on human-caused global warming.
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