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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tweet by user @hermit_hwarang reading
“American *sees something American happening Americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Something instead of nothing
Comic strip, page 1: a chimpanzee is using sign language to communicate to a zookeeper, “Why is there something instead of nothing?” The zookeeper laughs to his colleagues, “He wants another banana!” The other zoo workers are cracking up hysterically behind him.Page 2: Later, the main zookeeper is in a dark room filled with TVs displaying security footage of the zoo animals. He is soaking wet in a raincoat, staring solemnly at the screen which shows the chimpanzee. The zookeeper reaches down to press a large red button on the desk beneath the screen display.Page 3: from inside the chimpanzee exhibit, we see the security gate open. The chimpanzee wander through and exits the building to a dark, rainy street corner. He extends his arms and lets the rain fall onto him.Page 4: the chimpanzee is in the backseat of a cab, driving somewhere else in the city at night. The final panel is the chimpanzee at checkout in a grocery store with a huge pile of bananas. The clerk looks mildly shocked.
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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
the petliner... yay
a watercolor of a cute animal airplane
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Dogpatch Press @dogpatch.press · 01/02/2026
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
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genxjennifer.bsky.social @genxjennifer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
What the fuck Reuters?
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howlgoddess 🐺🎃 @owlgoddess.neocities.org · 25/12/2025
a 4chan post with an image of lain from serial experiments lain wearing a santa costume in a cozy christmas living room
"Present day,
present time!"
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psicochurroz @psicochurroz.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
mom found the yaoi
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𝖍𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖗🦇🎃🧛🏾‍♂️ @homeforinfinitelosers.online · 07/12/2025
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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Loppi @loppi.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Victor always does more numbers than my other OCs
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 07/11/2025
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Seko! @cottage-games.itch.io · 05/11/2025
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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 14/10/2025
When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free. When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
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Current Affairs @currentaffairs.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
spot the manufacturing of consent
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Michael Lutz's classic tweet:

AMERICAN FASCIST: Your going to the camps
AMERICAN LIBERAL, CHUCKLING: *You're
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Kris Korpse 🦇 @ fish wife 🐟💚 @kyoukorpse.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
susie and her pancakes :] #deltarune
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 01/08/2025
Oh cool, finally a price drop for the-- THEY'RE *RAISING* THE PRICE OF THE SWITCH??
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a bald man wearing glasses is sitting in a car
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses is sitting in a car
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Every woman I see who gets all her clothes from vintage stores has insane drip that makes me green with envy and yet every time I go to a vintage store, all I can find is a bunch of poop from a butt that inexplicably costs $300
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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digital rose @xri.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
how to avoid uk age verification on bsky the easy way: -have the ublock origin extension and click on it then the settings icon -go to my filters -tick enable custom filters and allow custom filters requiring trust -paste the txt in the post ive quoted to the big text field and apply changes
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Joan? @chimeracauldron.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
$20 airport cheeseburger doesn't even seem that crazy anymore, we're living in airport economy
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Lucile Danilov @locdandloaded.net · 15/07/2025
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The Timeless Thrill of Pouring Hot Oil Directly Down the Kitchen Sink and 5 Other Hidden Perks for Millennials Who Will Never Own Property thehardtimes.net/blog/the-tim...
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The Timeless Thrill of Pouring Hot Oil Directly Down the Kitchen Sink and 5 Other Hidden Perks for Millennials Who Will Never Own Property
Listen up, weary renters! Are you bummed over the fact that you’ll never know the joy that comes with owning property and accumulating wealth as you sip iced tea on your backyard porch and think about...
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Annie💀 @anniemay.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Stop Killing Games EU petition is now at NINETY PERCENT if you're in the EU or know people in the EU they still have a month to vote! eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.
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kululu @kululu.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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Atrolux!! @sheddinginhibitions.com · 24/06/2025
using my reach to boost this initiative to protect games (eu ppl only) eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
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European Citizens' Initiative
Give your support !
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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
A drawing of a man in a wheelchair with a caption below, reading
“Holden Bloodfeast (R) Iowa
- 118 years old
- please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing else matters, I’ll do anything please I just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die
- respectable bipartisan”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/06/2025
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/06/2025
third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 31/05/2025
It's always alarmed me how many parents think their kids owe them and thus can never be held accountable. Nonsense! Cut them off if they suck (if you're able to), good riddance, end the cycle of freaks being allowed to wield influence
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Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Congratulations @katiehonan.bsky.social on writing the best piece of predictive science fiction of all time
Katie Honan: Imagine you’re caught in a rip tide, and then a drone flies over your head. Suddenly out of the speaker you hear the opening bars of “Empire State of Mind,” then the voice of Mayor Eric Adams: “Stay focused, no distractions, grind, and swim parallel to the shore.”
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/05/2025
Turning and saying this unprompted to someone at a hotel bar
Denial Won't
Fix Your Lactose
Intolerance
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Dan 🦇🌫️🧛 @danximenes.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
This and
A series of tumblrs post by user 'skaldish':
"Still bothered by the US cultural idea that men can only be non-romantically intimate with one another in war-like or competitive circumstances.
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I'm pretty quiet about the fact I'm a transman usually, but holy shitl need to tell you about the culture shock I'm going through because it's blindsiding me.
There's a huge sense of social isolation that comes with being perceived as male, because now people are subconsciously treating me as a potential predator. All strangers, no matter their gender, keep their guard up around me.
It made me realize that there is no inherent camaraderie in male socialization as there is in female socialization-unless, of course, it's in very specific environments. And the fact I don't amnbiently experience this mutual kinship in basic exchanges anymore is an insanely lonely feeling.
You know how badly this would have fucked my mind up if I had grown up with this?

It is 4:30am and I'm mourning the loss of a privilege I didn't even know I had.
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Anyway, I'm going to figure out how to navigate this. Don't know how yet, but I'm gonna."Quote Repost of user 'azaloset' by 'Skaldish':
"If you figure it out, can you share your insights? This is a fundamental as to why im in the closet"
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"Absolutely, because it's an extremely sticky issue.

Frankly, this is something I would've never understood without living the experience.
It's now blatantly clear to me that most cis men probably experience chronic emotional malnutrition. They're deprived of social connection just enough for it to seriously fuck with their psyches, but not enough for them to realize that it's happening and what's causing it.
It's like they're starving, but don't know this because they've always been served 3 meals...except those meals have never been big enough.
This deprivation comes from all sides of aisle, by the way.
In the case of women: When I'm out in public and interact with women, all of them come off as incredibly aloof, cold, and mirthless. I have never experienced this before even though I know exactly what this composure is—the armor that keeps away creepy-ass men.
As someone who used to wear it myself, I know this armor is 100% impersonal. Nobody likes wearing it, and I can say with absolute certainty that women would dump the armor in favor of unconditional companionship with men if doing this didn't run the risk of actual assault. (Trust me when I say women aren't just being needlessly guarded.)

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"But I only have a complete understanding of this context because I've experienced female socialization. If I hadn't, I would've thought this coldness was a conspiracy against me devised by roughly half of the human population. Even now, with all that I know about navigating the world as a woman, I'm failing to convince my monkey-brain that this armor isn't social rejection.

And as for male socialization? Again, it seems taboo for a man to be platonically intimate with men for reasons I have yet to fully understand, but I think it boils down to a) the fact society teaches boys that it's not okay to be soft with each other, and b) garden-variety homophobia. Our media only shows men being intimate with one another when they're teamed up against a dire situation, and I'd bet real money it's a huge reason why men gravitate toward activities that simulate being teamed up against an opposing force.
But men are not machines of war. Yes, testosterone absolutely
gives you Dumb Bastard Brain, but that just makes you want to skateboard a wagon down a hill or duct-tape your friend to the wall, not kill someone.
The human species looks so much colder standing from this side.
I can see how men might convince themselves that their feelings of emotional desperation is personal weakness as opposed to a symptom they're all experiencing from White Imperialism. Because this human connection, this frith, is as essential for our wellbeing as water is.
So sick. How sick. I want to destroy this garbage.
#this is a certain perspective you gain from having crossed the gender barrier"
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 23/04/2025
Google “Rosemary Kennedy” and you may understand why he never heard of any of these conditions as a child.
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Katherine Stiles @katherinestiles.org · 22/04/2025
Researchers in the US are seeking career opportunities abroad as President Donald Trump’s administration slashes science funding and workforce numbers, finds an analysis of Nature’s jobs-board data. #AcademicSky #US #Science #Trump #BrainDrain
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Exclusive: a Nature analysis signals the beginnings of a US science brain drain
A trawl of job views and application data suggests jobseekers are looking abroad as the Trump administration’s cuts to science take hold.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/04/2025
“Studies of the past tell us that nitpicking the particular semantics of the term ‘concentration camp’ as they pertain to a place the government is actively sending people with no criminal history is highly associated with national stability,” said historian Kristen Boyd theonion.com/histori...
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling over the exact definition of a concentration camp was a sign of a healthy society. “Studies of the past tell us that nitpicking the particular semantics […]
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I remember thinking about getting a switch lite to play all those games I can’t on my PC. The console itself was reasonable, but at $60 a game it just wasn’t worth it. Make the console and games even more expensive? Nonsense.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 02/04/2025
America is about to have a doodad and treat recession
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/03/2025
Socialites Without Borders Teach Rwandans How To Mingle theonion.com/sociali...
Socialites Without Borders Teach Rwandans How To Mingle
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shishi fu on my dog till i kom a inu @shishispin.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
ive decided that love is the answer
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Erin J. Wamsley 🧠📈😴 @wamsleylab.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
The Chronicle asked universities how they would respond if the Trump admin demanded that they: -Expel students -Remove control of a department from the faculty -Change student discipline policy The response? "No college or university... answered any of our questions." 😞 #academicsky #edusky
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We Asked Colleges How They Would React to Demands From Trump. They Wouldn’t Say.
The possibility became more real on Friday, when Columbia University agreed to make changes in response to a letter from the Trump administration.
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Raix SolHart @raixsarinsolhart.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
THIS H I S First thing I did after the news about student loans last week Plus, like, you should save your documents for all your financial stuff anyhoo + keep it secure + backed up. It's just common sense, in case any fuckery happens.
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