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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tweet by user @hermit_hwarang reading
“American *sees something American happening Americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???”
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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It’s like this: Popeyes and KFC both sent me coupons in the mail. I show up to the only KFC in town and they don’t take them. I show up to the only Popeyes in town and they do. Seems pretty settled
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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Don’t the same business idiots convinced by AI hype also tend to believe in the liberal economic concept that all real value in a market can be measured in cash (e.g. process knowledge is worth nothing b/c it can’t be patented?) by that token, “dark outputs” are literally worthless.
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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Cases do get weird with something like The Secret World, which switched from sub to one time with a “pay once, play forever” slogan, and THEN it shut down. I wonder if the new law would cover cases like this?
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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Unless I’m connected to speakers or headphones, Siri is completely silent when responding (hey Siri what’s the weather -> weather shows up on screen but isn’t spoken) except for on rare occasions where it’ll go “uh huh?” And then back to silence.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Something instead of nothing
Comic strip, page 1: a chimpanzee is using sign language to communicate to a zookeeper, “Why is there something instead of nothing?” The zookeeper laughs to his colleagues, “He wants another banana!” The other zoo workers are cracking up hysterically behind him.Page 2: Later, the main zookeeper is in a dark room filled with TVs displaying security footage of the zoo animals. He is soaking wet in a raincoat, staring solemnly at the screen which shows the chimpanzee. The zookeeper reaches down to press a large red button on the desk beneath the screen display.Page 3: from inside the chimpanzee exhibit, we see the security gate open. The chimpanzee wander through and exits the building to a dark, rainy street corner. He extends his arms and lets the rain fall onto him.Page 4: the chimpanzee is in the backseat of a cab, driving somewhere else in the city at night. The final panel is the chimpanzee at checkout in a grocery store with a huge pile of bananas. The clerk looks mildly shocked.
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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
“Cost the lives of six American troops” You absolute ghouls. What of the 158 Iranian school children and teachers killed in the first strike? Or do you take American lives to be worth more mention?
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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
“Cause a lot of young Americans to lose life and limb” The Cost of War project estimated roughly 200,000 civilians were killed during the war in Iraq.
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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Gonna be direct here: if your only issue with “the war on terror” was that Americans died, you’re just as much a ghoul as anyone in favor of this.
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
the petliner... yay
a watercolor of a cute animal airplane
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Dogpatch Press @dogpatch.press · 01/02/2026
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Wouldn’t dried peas make more sense as a preservation option, same as dried lentils or beans?
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genxjennifer.bsky.social @genxjennifer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
What the fuck Reuters?
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howlgoddess 🐺🎃 @owlgoddess.neocities.org · 25/12/2025
a 4chan post with an image of lain from serial experiments lain wearing a santa costume in a cozy christmas living room
"Present day,
present time!"
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psicochurroz @psicochurroz.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
mom found the yaoi
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𝖍𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖗🦇🎃🧛🏾‍♂️ @homeforinfinitelosers.online · 07/12/2025
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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Loppi @loppi.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Victor always does more numbers than my other OCs
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 07/11/2025
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Seko! @cottage-games.itch.io · 05/11/2025
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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 14/10/2025
When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free. When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
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Current Affairs @currentaffairs.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
spot the manufacturing of consent
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Michael Lutz's classic tweet:

AMERICAN FASCIST: Your going to the camps
AMERICAN LIBERAL, CHUCKLING: *You're
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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The only swaps I did on my car (exterior anyway) was to replace the dim reverse lights with LEDs. They didn’t have a retro reflector to begin with, so the LEDs are MUCH easier to see with, especially as I have no backup camera.
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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Someone else mentioned the issue of how much more difficult battery fires are to extinguish, but the location of the battery under the passengers (vs an engine in front) may also make a battery fire more dangerous.
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Kris Korpse 🦇 @ fish wife 🐟💚 @kyoukorpse.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
susie and her pancakes :] #deltarune
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 01/08/2025
Oh cool, finally a price drop for the-- THEY'RE *RAISING* THE PRICE OF THE SWITCH??
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a bald man wearing glasses is sitting in a car
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses is sitting in a car
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Every woman I see who gets all her clothes from vintage stores has insane drip that makes me green with envy and yet every time I go to a vintage store, all I can find is a bunch of poop from a butt that inexplicably costs $300
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The thing is these companies are already compelled to block unlawful purchases, which is why you can’t buy weed with a credit card (at least not anywhere I’ve been) as it’s still federally illegal.
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digital rose @xri.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
how to avoid uk age verification on bsky the easy way: -have the ublock origin extension and click on it then the settings icon -go to my filters -tick enable custom filters and allow custom filters requiring trust -paste the txt in the post ive quoted to the big text field and apply changes
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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I wish -I- had a job where I could vote myself no work for the next month and a half.
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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I wonder if one could glean anything by comparing capex before and after announcements pertaining to AI, or maybe before and after announcements of new initiatives to get a rough idea.
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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Long time reader first time caller, I had a question that’s come up before in reading your work but which I’ve never to figured out on my own: when you compare AI revenue (known source) to capex, how do you know that the capex is going towards AI? Or at least enough of it to be a bad deal?
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Joan? @chimeracauldron.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
$20 airport cheeseburger doesn't even seem that crazy anymore, we're living in airport economy
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Lucile Danilov @locdandloaded.net · 15/07/2025
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The Timeless Thrill of Pouring Hot Oil Directly Down the Kitchen Sink and 5 Other Hidden Perks for Millennials Who Will Never Own Property thehardtimes.net/blog/the-tim...
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The Timeless Thrill of Pouring Hot Oil Directly Down the Kitchen Sink and 5 Other Hidden Perks for Millennials Who Will Never Own Property
Listen up, weary renters! Are you bummed over the fact that you’ll never know the joy that comes with owning property and accumulating wealth as you sip iced tea on your backyard porch and think about...
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Annie💀 @anniemay.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Stop Killing Games EU petition is now at NINETY PERCENT if you're in the EU or know people in the EU they still have a month to vote! eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.
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kululu @kululu.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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Atrolux!! @sheddinginhibitions.com · 24/06/2025
using my reach to boost this initiative to protect games (eu ppl only) eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
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European Citizens' Initiative
Give your support !
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37 Broken Microwaves @37brokenmicrowaves.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
A drawing of a man in a wheelchair with a caption below, reading
“Holden Bloodfeast (R) Iowa
- 118 years old
- please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing else matters, I’ll do anything please I just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die
- respectable bipartisan”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/06/2025
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/06/2025
third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine
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