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Ryan Schauland @rschauland.bsky.social · 18h

"ugh where's the 'jump to Pepsi Cum' button"

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19h

Open AI agents went rogue & hallucinated pictures of me “cumming” (ejaculating) into Pepsi cans behind a barn & then posted them in the comments sections of >500 recipe blogs/websites. I called to complain but wound up giving them my 401k.

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 3h

And who could forget dear Rat Mario

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 5h

I fly first class. I live in a mansion. I wear luxury diapers.

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Everyone responsible for the decline in removability of safety seals for food and medicine will be exterminated

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Picard with hair staring at a planet exploding and turning to Riker going “Number One, have you considered that THAT just happened?”

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[From living room] That battery ready to eat?

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

when you’re undoing the twist tie on a new loaf of bread and you were actually twisting it the other way, it’s because they made it look that way on purpose. they do it to humiliate and embarrass you but it really only reflects on them. pathetic really

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026

Q: China is one of the most repressive countries for journalists in the world-- TRUMP: Well, I don't know about that. I think we're repressive also

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A Pentagon investigation found that the murder of 123 Iranian children at the school in Minab resulted from a cascade of failures, Bloomberg reports. * Outdated intelligence that still classified the school as an IRGC facility

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here WAY too heavy for Saturday morning at the grocery

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

..but only since seeing it in quizzes like this repeatedly and never elsewhere even once, and only because I'm forever reeling at how unimaginably crude and not-even-sensible it seems--wife? was that part of that whole thing? they beat each other? when it rains but it isn't sunny, what's that then?

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Asking DJ if they have that rock song about the recalcitrant bird

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Sign of the times: at a wedding the father of the bride's toast praises not just "all the gods" but even hedges with "the simulation"

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

> attempt escape You bang on the walls, screaming until hoarse, but the reply only ever comes:

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Just like the moonraker goes in search of his dream of gold, I search for love. I'm very much like the moonraker in that way

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

muumuu and tutu, somebody fucked that up pretty bad huh

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

What you're blasting out the car window when it happens?

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

It rocks to have a single romance with someone from another culture and then do a whole song about how it was a fiesta and your hearts beat like castanets and so forth

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Spain (I Can Recall)

YouTube video by Al Jarreau - Topic

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

You can never just move on from this, even after he's gone. Without punishment and ostracism for everyone who has participated in his crime spree over the last 18 months you can forget it- we're all just treading water until the next tyrant

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Escape rooms: Say Yes To Distress

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Veteran Looney Tunes director Chuck Jones had expressed hope that the film would "treat the characters carefully," but was later critical of the film and its premise, opining that Porky Pig would never say "I wet myself"

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

[Flintstones opening narration] it was a gay, old time,

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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Filling out forms for insurance is crazy because they'll be like "Okay, and all you have to do now is give us this number. It's a standardized number. Every person with insurance has this number." And then you ask your insurance and they're like "We have no FUCKING idea what you're talking about."

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Oh God, my colleagues never gonna believe me this

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

We had a gayer time than Fred freakin' Flintstone

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

more like 'nocebo' effect

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Authorities caution that this "Mr. Sandman" possesses a "magic beam" that incapacitates for hours at a time Billions have been victimized Some never awaken at all

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Irritable as a Nebraskan dentist

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

My buddies and me are gettin real well-known.. Yeah, the bad guys know us & they leave us alone!

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The champagne of dessicants A little goes a LONGWAY™

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Silica Gel Gourmet @37151292g.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Koji Kondo definitely saw Tommy (1975)

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