Agita Christie @paganhoetry.bsky.social · 23hYou would never know from this face that she’s been wicked and sinful and evil all night 160
Agita Christie @paganhoetry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thank you to my friend Maddy for making this meme to celebrate me finally leaving twitter 080
Agita Christie @paganhoetry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“October is going to be better” and October starts with a random power outage frying three of my home’s major appliances. Ok then 030
Agita Christie @paganhoetry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Gizmo is back and he’s taking over a bar near you 030
Agita Christie @paganhoetry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Getting of twitter will probably be a net positive but the thought of only seeing funny tweets when they trickle down to instagram is a hard pill to swallow 3110
Agita Christie @paganhoetry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I found my shoes that someone stole at the pool on my birthday listed on ebay and I considered messaging the seller but any expression of my true feelings on this would get my ebay account banned. Also I’m trying to make an effort to be more positive. So now what 270
Agita Christie @paganhoetry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Garden has been in absolute shambles lately but thankfully this one spider lily is determined to show off in spite of the heat and dryness 0151
Agita Christie @paganhoetry.bsky.social · 23/05/2025DMs are down on twitter so if you want to confess your love for me you’ll have to do it here 0110
Agita Christie @paganhoetry.bsky.social · 10/03/2025This feels like cheating on my husband who I hate but makes me laugh with someone wholesome who bores me 3270
Reposted by Agita ChristieJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 10/03/2025sick of the nightly dreams summoning me to the ziggurat 1034546
Reposted by Agita ChristieGeoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 22/11/2024“Is Bluesky an echo chamber?” “Is Bluesky funny?” “Is Bluesky broadening horizons?” “Is my brain hemorrhaging?” “Are these phosphenes not a trick of the eye but a glimpse into the far reaches of our universe?” “Is skeet offensive?” “Could I, perhaps, fly if I just took a leap and flapped my arms fas 0101
Agita Christie @paganhoetry.bsky.social · 29/09/2023Can whoever has my voodoo doll please give her a pack of American Spirits (celadon) and an Annie Ernaux book and sit her down outside at a little cafe for a while? 080
