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Andy King

@2primates.bsky.social
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Occasionally posting up to 300 characters in the hope that some of them make sense. Hope springs eternal in the human breast, apparently.

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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 6h
Badenoch is first post-war Leader of Opposition to fall into third place in party polls for any sustained period (most of 18 months, Jan 2025-Sept 2026) Michael Foot did fall into third place but for only a very short period in Spring 1982: Labour often first, then a narrow second
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 8h
Chris Phip's war with France is in #CPC26 (h/t @thebelovedaunt.bsky.social)
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 15h
but the right wing press only mentioned one. Weird innit
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 7h
Just a girl and her* airplane 🥰 * actually it is emphatically the Canadian Aviation Museum’s airplane but they do let me fly it a lot
Me standing on the wing of a yellow De Havilland Canada DHC-1 Chipmunk, on a sunny afternoon. I’m wearing a flight suit and aviators and trying to look cool, which may or may not be effective, but the lighting is really good at least
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We don’t do the Daily Mail, but as a public service, here is someone with far too much money being attacked by an owl.
Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland is attacked by rogue owl during chaotic photoshoot.
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 11h
OH MY F'ING GOD #CPC26
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 11h
THE TAPESTRY IS HERE #CPC26
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 11h
Kemi's shoes don't match, scrap the whole thing #CPC26
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 11h
Did you weave Angela Rayner in? Sure did boss, real cool and relatable just like you asked for Great....wait what? #CPC26
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 12h
"boss, quick note, could you give maybe 15% less child catcher vibes"
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Patrick - Here for the craic❗️🤷🏼‍♂️😉 @paddyopatrick.bsky.social · 10h
Tax dodging, financial migrant Isabelle Oakshott has the gall to call herself a Journalist churning out this BS Her next expose probs.. “For years I heard rumours of flights by Santa at Xmas delivering presents & migrants. I never believed it and still don’t. If true, it’ll bring down the Govt❗️ 🤡
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Andy King @2primates.bsky.social · 5h
“Many people are saying…” trumpdictionary.com/2025/04/08/m...
trumpdictionary.com
Many People are Saying (phrase)
“Many people are saying that the Iranians killed the scientist who helped the US because of Hillary Clinton’s hacked emails.” -Donald Trump, Tweeted August 2016
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 22h
Really cannot recommend enough having a diary or journal in which to write posts, instead of posting all of them to a public platform.
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Michael R Photography 🌿 @msriffle.bsky.social · 12h
Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #WingsOpenNotFlying. It was just before takeoff for this brown pelican. It had been feeding in the shallows of a pond near the Gulf of Mexico. #photography #wildlife #ECK #birds #birders #birdsky #conservation #biodiversity #nature #ecology #pelicans
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Andy King @2primates.bsky.social · 11h
Now do Xi, tough guys
Photograph of Donald Trump, greeting the General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party, Xi Jinping. The text “LOSER” has been superimposed over Xi’s image, echoing a Republican anti-Communist meme posted ahead of the 2026 US mid term elections.
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Ian Sheppard @iansheppard.bsky.social · 12h
A diving Gannet at Point Lynas, Anglesey. #UKBirding
composite picture of a diving gannet
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Chris Hewson @chrishewson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At some point you just have to ask 'why does my license fee pay for this sort of chaff?'
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 14h
'2 year suspended sentence and 200 hours community service/unpaid work' "Imagine the carnage if this guy was brown!......" via We Demand UK
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Reporter: "What do you say to those who are struggling to afford gas, groceries, diesel?" Trump: You're losers. It's the greatest. If you're struggling in this economy, you're a loser. There's your midterm messaging from the GOP 🤬🤡🎪
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Andy King @2primates.bsky.social · 12h
I’m not seeing a Conservative leader who’s looking stronger or more adept at politics. What I am seeing is a rival party (Reform) that’s weighed down by scandal, particularly around dodgy donations & seems to have been largely abandoned by its erstwhile cheerleaders in the right wing press.
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 20h
This analysis really makes no sense to me.
theguardian.com
Badenoch returns to Conservative conference much stronger than a year ago
Approval ratings for Tory leader and her party have crept up as she has asserted her style and authority but big challenges lie ahead
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Andy King @2primates.bsky.social · 12h
Have you actually *seen* the image she’s “cementing”, Laura? Y’know, the mad rants, the cult leader meme stuff that looks like something Natalie Harp printed out to soothe Donald Trump after a particularly stinging narcissistic injury?
“Kemi doth become leader”. Section from a bizarre Bayeux tapestry-inspired piece of Conservative marketing material depicting Kemi Badenoch as an 11th Century leader with a bird of prey in her hand, towering over a tiny, kneeling, sobbing figure, presumably meant to represent Andy Burnham. Although clearly inspired by the Bayeux tapestry the (AI?) illustration style is more reminiscent of a primary school-age picture book.
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 19h
"Badenoch has cemented her image and now she wants to put her party back on the big stage" - Laura Kuenssberg. When Badenoch became leader, the Tories were on 27%. They are now 17%.
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Graham Simpson @grahambs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good!
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🐢💨
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do we need Prevent for boomers?
bbc.co.uk
Man jailed for 15 years over Sidcup Ulez camera blast
Kevin Rees, 63, faces a tougher sentence because the offence had a "terrorism connection".
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Andy King @2primates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m sure that dogged newshound, Chris Mason, is heading for Tufton Street right now to doorstep those unelected think tankers at the IEA & will be asking Serious Questions on the Six O’Clock News. He’s not going to lose interest when this story turns out to be more than a Burnham gotcha, right?
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Steppenläufer Tumbleweed
ALT: Steppenläufer Tumbleweed
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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like the Institute of Economic Affairs were running events and writing articles advocating against football regulator last year Wonder who paid for these? 😱 iea.org.uk/films/is-a-f...
iea.org.uk
Is a football regulator necessary?
Is English football broken? Should government try to fix it? And are any of the proposals in the Fan-Led Review … Continue reading "Is a football regulator necessary?"
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FARTGATE: Tomorrow’s Lancashire Telegraph is an absolute joy to behold. Buy it. Treasure it. Leave it to your grandchildren. #BuyALocalNewspaper
Lancs Telegraph front page: A POINT
OF ODOUR
Reform councillor 'broke wind
towards rival' during meeting.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This part
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Andy King @2primates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Natalie won’t be happy.
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Andy King @2primates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TFW you think you’re the most based edgelord in Westminster, but everyone’s laughing at your dank memes, not with them.
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
More scenes in this Telegraph report www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/202...
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Conservatives have commissioned an 88 foot contemporary Badenoch Tapestry for their party conference
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Andy King @2primates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
to be off these extreme ethno-nationalist’s radar completely by this stage
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Andy King @2primates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe this is the dividing line on the right now, between Tories who think you’re properly English if you can trace your ancestry back to William the Bastard & Reform/Restore types who think you need to go back further & have genuine Anglo-Saxon blood to belong?* *Scotland, Wales & N Ireland seem
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Honestly guys isn’t this a bit weird? This is a bit weird
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Andy King @2primates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this symbolic exclave at a time when Putin desperately needs those resources to sustain the costly war of choice he started down in Ukraine.
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Andy King @2primates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The thing is, given the new geopolitics of the Baltic (if we were feeling Trumpy about it, we could rename it “Lake NATO”) Kaliningrad is increasingly isolated & logistically unsustainable. NATO attacking it is a paranoid fantasy, when NATO can just sit back & watch Russia pouring resources into
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Jeffry Bazooka @jeffrybazooka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Putin is in a quandary. He wants to attack NATO. But he realizes that if he does, his Kaliningrad is forfeit, his naval fleet is forfeit, his access to the Baltic Sea is forfeit. So he ramps up talk of using nuclear weapons, in hopes this will be enough. Putin is scared.
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So invading small boats are good now?
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Andy King @2primates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s not the “Russia, Russia, Russia hoax”. It’s the well-documented Russia, Russia, Russia trail of money & connections going back decades. Thank you for your attention to this matter. africa.businessinsider.com/politics-tru...
africa.businessinsider.com
Trump's oldest son said a decade ago that a lot of the family's assets come from Russia
A decade-old quote from Donald Trump Jr
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Endless corruption.
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Scornflake Ghhhoul @scornflakegrrrl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I do like the whimsy of this petrol station
Outer Space in York, covered in Daleks, there also is a cyberman. And a tardis. Apart from that it’s just a petrol station and a car wash
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Andy King @2primates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s a bold choice for Kemi to counter Burnham’s no-lectern speech with a weird tribute to herself delivered through the medium of an AI slop version of the Bayeux tapestry but I’m not sure it’s a wise one. I’ll leave it political comms experts & the public to decide if I’m right or wrong.
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Mike D London @mikedlondon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Embroidering history... Badenough will surely be surprised when she finds out that the official Tory Govt position in 2016 was Remain. And that the Tories spent less on defence as a % of GDP in 2024 than in 2010 (having also massively cut defence personnel over their 14 year reign of error too).
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The radicalisation of the middle aged and elderly needs addressing. Many believe every single word on Facebook and X.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
Jacob Rees Mogg and Nanny. Both bloodsucking undead.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The kids using “Brexit” and “AI” as insults makes me think the kids are pretty great, actually
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