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James Goss @gossjam.bsky.social · 4h
OH MY GOD (they're playing this on 6music and wow) youtu.be/PS9Bc_GQBEs?...
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Joshua Idehen - Mum Does The Washing OFFICIAL VIDEO
YouTube video by Joshua Idehen
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 5h
so used to straight hair now that when it dries curly i look really goofty
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 5h
End scene from twin peaks original run / agent cooper in front of a smashed mirror with blood on his face
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 7h
most depressing sentence i’ve ever read
Employers should teach primary-age children about work, says Milburn
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 16h
been banned from giving blood. wild (neutral voice) jpacprod.blob.core.windows.net/media/docume...
jpacprod.blob.core.windows.net
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/05/2024
comment under a video called "Fog Horn Sound Effect Awooga - 10 HOURS" @surfdaddy57 Wow. Takes me back. 1976 a blanket on the shore. Her name was Cheryl. We made love... Ran off with a stock car driver to California. Still think of her. Life can lead u crazy places. Miss u Cher. Thanks...
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The fact that September is all that stands between August and October is ridiculous. Those are two very different states of being. Feel like there should be at least one more month in-between them to ensure a smooth handover.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ever get confused thinking your laptop‘s malfunctioning then realise you’re just holding the mouse upside down? no, me neither
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Who Shots @whoshots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
K9, you destroy the shaft
and meet me in the corridor.
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my cat finally moved off me at 10.50am
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
should i buy the shiny kylie book
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Tap, tap, tap at the window. Bloody AI Greta Garbo, trying to sell me ball bearings.”
Pete and Dud.
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cat now has her foot just above my chin and is chewing on it while her whiskers tickle my face. she is purring very loudly.
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just found a garden spider ziplining through the plate rack love september
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I deleted a post in which I said Michael Tracey should kill himself. That was a mistake, I’m sorry. I should not have deleted the post, I will be better next time.
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cat’s on my chest, sucking my chin while kneading inside my ear, son came through & asked for a hug (arm under his head) and is now asleep on my arm
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Babadookakis @ryanwu2438.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"What is the point of art" art has no point and is worthless and has the political effect of a pie dropped from a ladder also it's the most important thing you can do bc sublimity is godliness and boredom kills civilizations okay case closed now paint the goddamn landscape
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
days without going into my handbag and inadvertently pulling out a sanitary towel in front of a random man - 0
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
way hey hey hey
the fountains are on at castle greyskull / a square of synchronised waterspouts lit up and dancing in front of an ornate granite building
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what happens if you forget to take a photo of your dinner
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Rabbi Ruti Regan @rutiregan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People need more strategies for helping autistic kids learn to do things than just "break it down into small steps and provide visuals for the steps."
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Nino Cipri @ninocipri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
By 40, you should have a shirt you can’t bear to throw out, an animal you over-identify with, a bad 90s movie that makes you weep due to unresolved issues with a parent, an apotropaic charm to ward off The Curse, inexplicable memory lapses, blood on your hands, so much blood, & shoes w/ arch support
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Tim Thomas @timofnewbury.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spotted in Lidl publicity - elasticated belt with integrated bottle opener on the back of the buckle.
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Brendan Jones @retrobrendo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I saw ai vacuum cleaners last week. Handheld ones. Why? WHY?
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
looking at tumble driers cos ours broke last week and… some have ai??? what possible need can there be. just dry the fuckin clothes
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is objectively mad for adults; you’d have to have two parents who were both involved in your upbringing, are still alive, still in contact and willing / able to commit time to a psych evaluation multi context behavioural observation? are they gonna go to your work ffs
What Croce and Fusaro Recommend
To address this diagnostic drift, Croce and Fusaro propose a set of minimum evidentiary standards for adult assessment. 

They argue that a proper evaluation requires a developmental history from two independent informants, multi-context behavioral observation

 and neuropsychological profiling. They also recommend granular sensory assessment and a systematic consideration of alternative diagnoses, treating any autism diagnosis as revisable over time.
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Prof Damien Page @profdamienpage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Academic post of the day
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what do you need to smoke to get pronoid
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oat milk porridge is cannibalism
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LL CLIFF J @badgermanbadger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eeerrrrmmmmmm...?
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
methinks you’ll find bushes can’t talk and, even if they could, setting it on fire would ensure it’d quickly die, actually
god is not great by christopher hitchens (book)
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POST | Aberdeen Culture @postabdn.com · 28/09/2026
The Delve folk and trad festival line-up has been announced for February at the Lemon Tree. We take a look at the full line-up, including Beth Orton, Sam Amidon, Brìghde Chaimbeul and more. ⭕ Now on POST
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Beth Orton and Sam Amidon to Headline Delve 2027
Aidan O’Rourke curates a folk music weekend at the Lemon Tree looking to the land and sea.
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thank you for the new app cineworld. i always wanted to go on krypton factor
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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My hole
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
little pink squishy bean bag guy
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we asked 100 people: does breathing air worsen your tics? 40 respondents said yes, 40 said no and a further 20 were ticcing too hard to answer the question - every tic paper from 1900-present
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James Goss @gossjam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GWR announcer: "we would like to apologise for any convenience"
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me: what do you want to do today son: go to markies
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
is that a dalek
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just saw a thread of people trying to explain the series 7 silence arc
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Flintworks @flintworks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think its like pretending NME is still a thing
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the mtv awards are still going??
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admi…
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
going on desert island discs and picking 8 remixes of star trekkin'
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my ear’s unblocked itself maybe I can leave the house, or even just stand up that would be exciting
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is cruelty to english people, but also it‘s amazing that people haven’t heard basic terms like quine in internet times
"Next question: Which one of us is a quine?"

Hugh: "Oh, a quine. Oh, I think I am, and I don't know why..."
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
great moon today, just hanging there
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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
watching the thursday murder club *because* everyone said it was bad but it’s not good bad it’s just bad
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