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Sophia Benoit

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i wrote the da Vinci code

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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Thank god I grew up with stuffing because if I’d never heard of it before and someone showed up to my house as an adult with wet bread and celery casserole my first instinct would be to beat their ass.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Feels very cool that you simply cannot be sure what foods are and are not safe to eat anymore.
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
In 2019 when Trump nominated Ratcliffe to be DNI, everyone said "That guy? Who knows nothing about intelligence, and is a complete clown?" Trump had to withdraw his nomination. And today he's like the 2nd or 3rd most qualified person Trump is nominating, so even Dems are like "Sigh, OK I guess"
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Dan Nguyen @dancow.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
"but what can I do I don't have the skills to undermine a fascist regime" — if you are a bluesky user YES YOU CAN
General Interference with Organizations and
Production
(a) Organizations and Conferences
(1) Insist on doing everything though "channels." Never permit shortcuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions. 

(2) Make "speeches." Talk as frequently as possible and at great length.. Illustrate your. "points" by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences. Never hesitate to make a few appropriate "patriotic" comments. 

(3) When possible, refer all matters to committees, for "further study and consideratlon." Attempt to make the committees as large
as possible — never less than five. 

[highlighted] (4) Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently
as possible.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/01/2025
could not possibly agree more, make them work for every single thing that they do in congress employ roughly 18000 lawyers ready to challenge everything the executive does in court over and over and over again to delay as much as possible find your own Reed O'Connor to help with that
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I absolutely love manifesting* *having the money to buy a thing I want
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
ok
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The tweet is saying that I love it.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Feels like people think from this tweet that I don’t like stuffing/dressing. I LOVE it. It’s just one of those things that’s horrid in theory and amazing in practice.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I love stuffing but it should be terrible. It’s an abomination.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Thank god I grew up with stuffing because if I’d never heard of it before and someone showed up to my house as an adult with wet bread and celery casserole my first instinct would be to beat their ass.
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☠️FEARPUNK☠️ (post-comic break 10/12) @gearpunk.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Former Amazon worker here; do not cross this picket line. Don't do it. Don't even order from them (unless absolutely necessary). They're a disgusting company to work for and the reason for my knee problems that required years of physical therapy. Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! 👊🏻✨
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Realizing that Tom Hanks is married to a woman named Rita WILSON. Holy shit.
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James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Orcas have started wearing dead salmon as hats again, just fyi www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...
iflscience.com
Wearing A Salmon On Your Head Is Back In Fashion For Orcas, After A 37-Year Break
In 1987, there was a strange trend amongst killer whales. Recent sightings show it's back in fashion.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
oh well Chris Stephens did the perfect one on twitter hahaha twitter.com/ChrisStephen...
twitter.com
Chris Stephens on X: "I think I’m going to write a new joke about Mrs. Doubtfire’s tits catching on fire every day. I think that’s going to be my “big project.”" / X
I think I’m going to write a new joke about Mrs. Doubtfire’s tits catching on fire every day. I think that’s going to be my “big project.”
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
one thing about me is that I am never going to forget to cancel a free trial. i feel it in my bones when i have a pending charge. my body keeps score. you will not be getting that payment.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
one thing this app doesn’t have is the thread about Mrs. Doubtfires tits being on fire
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
omgggg
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
the smallest possible amount a tongue can be sticking out :)
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/11/2024
despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
bleak thrift store find
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
one thing about this app that has some real appeal is that my boyfriend has vowed to never be on it so I can say some real insane shit (and his friends will send him screenshots)
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I literally just stopped scraping my fork on the take out container an entire floor below this kid I’m babysitting because I became convinced that when I did that she would stir
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Putting an overtired baby to sleep will make you the most superstitious person alive.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/11/2024
why are so many supposedly smart and rational people unprepared to confront the reality of what happens to a human body when they spend a significant amount of time outside the earth's magnetosphere
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Literally exact same for California! I see one and I have to kill the cop in my head who wants to tattle
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Who is “you people” ??
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Leaf blowers are my enemy. Loud, ecologically disastrous, wasteful, sanitizing monsters. We already have a leaf blower, and it’s the wind. And she is beautiful. You want to mimic the wind? You want to tell her how to do her job?? You prick.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
“Top 10 Christmas albums?” No. Top 10 albums.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Anyone making a top 10 albums of all time list and not putting this on there is not a serious person.
Vince Guaraldi trio’s Charlie Brown Christmas album cover
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I love Joe Mazzula, his brain is just so different from anyone else's he's a marvel of nature. Like when scientists discover a fish they thought had been extinct for 200 million years.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I can already tell that I’m going to have 2 glasses of wine and bring this up tonight at the bar
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I really really think I would thrive in the conclave. Like I’m not just saying this.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
can’t remember who I recognize from twitter (positive) and who I recognize from twitter (negative)
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
two out of three aint bad!
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
cultivating an entirely new vibe over here. pls forget any opinion you had about me before thank you.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I think that I’m handling my anxiety well (in the 9 days since the election I have reread all 5 Emily Henry books very tensely, very compulsively.)
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
The problem is that I CANT!!!
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
they will never get me to quit any site :)
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 21/10/2023
Watched the first fast and furious and I had forgotten a few things including an f slur in the first 20 min but the best thing I had forgotten about is the big drag race in the middle of the desert halfway through the movie that is called "Race Wars"
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
Amazon roasting my ass
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
uhh but kind of for real why can’t I view my profile? Is this happening for everyone?
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
I can’t view my profile but I’m here
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
The name Garret is so insane to me like just name your kid Carrot if you want to so bad.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Do they have good taste or are they just mean?
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
literally everyone on here already knows dude you signed up for a whole other app to replicate the experience
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Worth noting that What's Hot Classic isn't some bullshit like For You. It's basically every post in the firehose (depending on your language setting) that's getting faves.
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