prettiestpuppy<3 @12sleep3.bsky.social · 19/03/2026ég er að KAFNA úr hlátri omg hver hannaði þetta kvikindi 😭😭😭 000
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Dodge this! :3 574937976
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3LA Knight & Co. (NEED RENT HELP, CHECK PINNED) @laknight89.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Reskeeted with alt text because AGREED. 2969103528
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3Palmer Report @palmerreport.com · 19/02/2025Elon Musk has now illegally fired: - USDA employees amidst a bird flu outbreak - FAA chair amid a plane crash epidemic - People in charge of protecting us from nuclear attack At this point Musk has to be considered a terrorist attacking the United States. 12435551176
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/02/2025www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-...nbcnews.comNo link between trans-inclusive policies and bathroom safety, study findsThere is no evidence that letting transgender people use public facilities that align with their gender identity increases safety risks, a UCLA study finds. 141355146
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I like that he posted a picture of a print-out of the email. 858260654371
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3Matt Baume 🏳️🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Ughhhhh another AI hallucination from Google. Homosexuality was definitely not legal in New York in the 1960s! State Penal Law 130.08 explicitly banned "deviate sexual intercourse" and was used almost exclusively to go after gays. Stop using Google for research. 614519
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3ty @hamtyro.bsky.social · 09/02/2025lately been into applesauce pouches🙂↕️ 369878
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 31/01/2025my wife (roleplaying as a pothole): ooooh my that’s an awfully nice ass-phalt you’ve got there me (tipping my hard hat and straightening my lace safety vest): thank you madam pothole, i’ve been sent here by the city to come fill you up 551887
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3Max @mad-max.bsky.social · 27/01/2025My snake oil stocks just took a nosedive, this is unbelievable. I bet my retirement on this 0266
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3onion person @junlper.beer · 19/01/2025donald trump gets in office and immediately does insane crimes or fucks over his constituency it’s insane 442733279
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3Proletarra @rockthekoopa.eurosky.social · 19/01/2025My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like Garfield the cartoon cat disproves evolution. Sometimes, he would accuse Charlie Brown of having hoes.media.tenor.coma bald man in a blue suit is standing in a classroom .ALT: a bald man in a blue suit is standing in a classroom . 1436
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3Social Media Lab @socialmedialab.ca · 14/01/2025Meta's AI lawyer has fired Meta as a client b/c he believes that Meta's leadership has descended into "Neo-nazi madness" www.linkedin.com/posts/markle...linkedin.comMark Lemley on LinkedIn: I have struggled with how to respond to Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook's… | 45 commentsI have struggled with how to respond to Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook's descent into toxic masculinity and Neo-Nazi madness. While I have thought about quitting… | 45 comments on LinkedIn 10884200
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 23/12/2024“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry. 614176911802
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated. 254181683210
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 23/12/2024"skibidi toilet fortnite collab" i state calmly as i place my hand on the emergency door handle. the rest of the plane's passengers solemnly nod and close their eyes, thanking me for the mercy i am bestowing upon them as i throw the door open at 30,000 feet 911121
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background. 446195272337
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3Jackie "Wolf Mode 2" LeezartTime @leezarttime.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Going through my letterboxd for this year and I forgot I was crashing out hard at the Garfield movie. 2613
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 15/12/2024This is one of my son’s all-time favorite Calvin & Hobbes strips 195226443111
prettiestpuppy<3 @12sleep3.bsky.social · 05/11/2024ur body is tea but my temple is chai so dont even try me 010
prettiestpuppy<3 @12sleep3.bsky.social · 30/10/2024if this describes me hmu we will be great friends 041
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/10/2024i saw a couple at olive garden going through a breakup 🤣 it was incredibly personal 😆 they were in tears the whole time 😝 i've never seen behavior so relentlessly cruel and spiteful 😹 i witnessed every ounce of pent-up misery and remorse from their years-long falling out unloaded in an instant 😂 4173041
prettiestpuppy<3 @12sleep3.bsky.social · 22/10/2024always think its really funny when i notice my dad has used my fancy girly shampoo that makes my hair rly soft and pretty its like giving grandma pcp to see her do a backflip a week before she dies like yasss u will be gone soon but slay !! 000
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3Joanna Kobierska @joannakobierska.bsky.social · 20/10/2024Update: I visited my son 634751
prettiestpuppy<3 @12sleep3.bsky.social · 19/10/2024Sukuna is the one guy who can get it whenever he wants. all other men must first pay 1 morbillion dollars 010
prettiestpuppy<3 @12sleep3.bsky.social · 18/10/2024I've always felt like a thousand piece puzzle, and I was afraid nobody would ever want to put in the effort to see me in my entirety. but she makes me feel like each piece is so valuable. she puts me together with a wave of her hands, a small giggle. rahhh 000
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3wint @dril.bsky.social · 18/10/2024if you dont get one of these avatars in 2025 every woman you know will turn lesbain 1174466433
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 14/10/2024Project 2025 says it wants to "protect our children." But look at what it DOESN'T mention. Nowhere in the 887-page document do the phrases “school shootings” or “gun control” appear. #StopProject2025Comic stopproject2025comic.org/comic/childr... 218054
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3The Intercept @theintercept.com · 24/09/2024Marcellus Williams was sent to Missouri’s death row in 2001 for a murder he swore he did not commit. Forensic testing of the knife used to murder Felicia Anne Gayle Picus revealed male DNA that did not belong to Williams, but he is scheduled to be executed tonight at 6 PM CST. 1224682
prettiestpuppy<3 @12sleep3.bsky.social · 25/09/2024no but seriously what happened to songs like this 000
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 18/08/2024Cringe is dead! We’re doing this! 1354948
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3Paul Kelleher @paulkelleher.net · 01/03/2024Good morning from my kiddo's kindergarten worksheet. 1152749518
prettiestpuppy<3 @12sleep3.bsky.social · 26/02/2024idk what counts as obsessed but i went crazy for these at some point in my life Pink Floyd Bladee/DG MDK Imperial circus dead decadence League of legends CC Angel Aphex Twin Ichiko Aoba Glass animals Gorillaz 000
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3Coyote / J. Stryker 🇨🇦 | Memento Vivere 🍃 @easterncoyote.bsky.social · 23/02/2024I am become typo, destroyer of words 111618
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3hitsujigoods.bsky.social @hitsujigoods.bsky.social · 16/02/2024fish 513914
prettiestpuppy<3 @12sleep3.bsky.social · 17/02/2024Since starting HRT, everything is just so much more enjoyable... It's been such a long time since I've laughed this much 100
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 07/02/2024NEW BLUESKY RULE: if your twitter screenshot looks like this, please keep it to urself thanks 343208843
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 10/02/20241923: Hitler’s failed coup. No real consequences. No fundamental changes. 1933: Hitler takes power. I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain. 722684746
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/02/2024i got a good look at your telomeres and you are fucked bro 1325820
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3hitsujigoods.bsky.social @hitsujigoods.bsky.social · 07/02/2024There is a dog catcher inside your head; he must be destroyed 130856
prettiestpuppy<3 @12sleep3.bsky.social · 02/02/2024i would like to thank all of the Smolder B1 pickers you keep sniping that awful champ from my team legit never lose vs that thing hhaahjs 000
Reposted by prettiestpuppy<3Josh Grubbs @joshuagrubbsphd.com · 28/01/2024You saw the headline, now look at what happened when scientists actually evaluate the headline 371884804