What’s the only thing worse than the President of the United States starting a war for no apparent reason? The President of the United States starting a war for no apparent reason and then failing to win it. Trump’s war against Iran is a total disaster for him and the United States. Now he’s trying…

I was just thinking about the time that Bob Dole, a patriotic World War II combat veteran and longtime Republican Senator, ran for President of the United States back in 1996. Bill Clinton was already almost a lock for reelection, which is how the Republicans ended up with a nominee as non-viable as Bob Dole.…

Here’s the thing about Donald Trump’s time in power. He has tried, as many times as possible, to break the law and do horrible things and get away with them. He has, at times, gotten away with such things. But just as often, and far more importantly, he has often failed to get away with…

What in the world is going on? These words were asked by many. That response was to a weird 24-hour YouTube livestream that came out on Monday. He called it Trump TV. I call it the pitiful gasp of loser-hood. Trump unveiled this pile of bewildering shit on Monday. Perhaps he really believed people would…

On Friday the Washington Post said that more American service personnel have died in the war in Iran than the Pentagon is currently disclosing. If true, that could explain why there has been no new reporting of US military deaths since July 19. No less than six internal sources have disclosed numbers greater than the…

Donald, “I know you are but what am I?” Trump has evidently been drinking from the stupid pool again. I say this because Trump’s finally decided on his justification to ban the press from the white house. The REASON he came up with is as screwed up as one might expect. The reasoning Trump gave…

The United States economy is almost completely out of gas thank to Donald Trump’s complete and total lack of familiarity with how economics works. US world relations are in the toilet because Trump has no idea how world relations work. And now it turns out the U.S. military is running low on munitions because Trump…

Somewhere over the BLUE rainbow, the murmurs of discontent can be felt and heard by the voting public. The murmurs are coming from inside the House — that House BEING the United States of America, the peoples’ haven — or at least it WAS until Donald John Trump got his smudgy little hands on it.…

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The midterms are getting closer and closer. And the odds are very much in our favor. Want to know why? Because we’ve got GOOD candidates and amazing ideas; we need to win to put them into fruition. But the odds are ever in our favor, and I’ve brought receipts. Let’s take a look at where…

In his latest attack on the US Constitution, Trump banned CNN, MSNOW and Politico from the White House. Trump once again abused that most sacred instrument of American rights and freedoms that he swore to “preserve, protect and defend” because his brittle vanity can’t handle truthful criticism. That’s not the reason Trump gave, of course.…

Donald Trump, freshly incoherent in Sunday morning,, offered up what might be his most bizarre idea yet — a “top grade military complex.” Oh no. Oh yes. On Sunday morning Trump went on Truth Social, saying that his ARCH in DC will be converted into a “top-grade military complex.” He says the Military ASKED for…

Donald Trump has spent the past two years showing Americans that he’s too senile to understand what the job of President of the United States is supposed to be, and too malignantly narcissistic to care. Trump has wasted his time obsessing over draining reflecting pools and graffitiing his own name onto national landmarks, even while…

Donald Trump has already ruined everything from the U.S. economy to U.S. world relations to the Washington DC reflecting pool, so he might as well keep going, right? In further proof that Trump has zero percent of the cognitive capacity required to understand what’s going on or what he’s supposed to be doing, Trump is…

This past summer, current stand up comedy king Nate Bargatze but a huge dent in his own crown when he attended Donald Trump’s highly partisan UFC fight on the White House lawn. Bargatze has since insisted that he only went because he was a huge UFC fan, and that it was not in any way…

As the world observed the 25th anniversary of 9/11, Donald Trump did not. Observe it, I mean. As the world stood at attention, treating the day with the solemnity it deserved, Donald Trump did not. Instead — Donald Trump did something else which, in reality and in view of his cognitive decline, should really have…

Thank you for allowing me to take a few days to myself in order to put myself into the best headspace possible now that we are heading into the crucial stretch of the midterm election cycle. I’ll admit I did spend yesterday watching the first week of the NFL football season. Why is this relevant?…

NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers is the poster child for famous people who would be better off never opening their mouth in public. Every time Rodgers speaks, he comes off as more insane. His anti-vaccine conspiracy theories have even gone as far as to cause trouble for politics-free sports network ESPN. Now Rodgers is speaking again,…

If Obama had been convicted of 34 felonies. If Obama had a much younger woman who was clearly besotted with him, follow him everywhere 24/7. If Obama made billions of dollars while president. If Obama sold 600,000 “gold” telephones for $300 and delivered only a tiny number of cheap, tacky phones made in Taiwan after…

This week will mark the 25th anniversary of the September 11th terrorist attacks, and unfortunately Donald Trump is currently holding the office of President of the United States. Even on his best day, Trump would never have been able to do a respectable job of honoring 9/11. We’ve spent decades watching him try to make…

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With Trump’s cooptation of the Republican party complete, this week SCOTUS allowed Trump’s illegal White House ballroom construction to continue. What stood out about the 5-4 ruling was the lone right-wing dissenter, Justice Roberts. While not legally binding, dissent can signal instability in the court’s split opinion, can guide lower-courts, or can urge Congress to…

There is no hyperbole excessive enough to convey my revulsion at Trump’s recent howler, where he ranks himself with a fabricated meme as the “greatest” US president of all time. I also cannot overstate how little I was surprised. A war criminal who expects to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, an adjudicated rapist who…

Support Palmer Report’s efforts to win the 2026 midterms, donate here now. There are just over 60 days left until the midterm elections. Let’s send Donald Trump and his party packing. Each election cycle there are 435 House races in total. But only about fifty of them end up being competitive at all, and only…

I’m sure you’ve noticed—because of course you have—Donald Trump’s preoccupation with people’s appearances. Rumor has it (and has for a LONG while) that he hires based on the appearance of interested applicants. AND of course we know when Donnie doesn’t like someone, he immediately zeroes in on their appearance, as the following story confirms. It…

Trump is a malignant narcissist who also may have frontotemporal dementia. That might sound like nothing more than an insult with just a lot of fancy words. I wish that was all it was. In fact, those words do a lot of heavy lifting. So permit me to break them down. A narcissist is identified…

Donald Trump, once known primarily for being a staunch racist and a brazen financial fraudster, is now mostly best known for being pathetic. I’m not saying that because I don’t like him. I’m saying that because he has indeed become, by any objective measure, simply pathetic. The past twenty-four hours have encapsulated that with a…

It’s 9:09 AM. Do you know where YOUR senior senator from Kentucky is? Does his STAFF know? Does ANYONE know? The quest to find out whether Moscow Mitch is ever coming back to the Senate remains ongoing, with a video of Mitch on the Senate floor shortly before his hospitalization, resurfacing. This video, taken on…

Yet another desecration of the national character was inflicted on America by Trump on Sunday. It happened at the so-called “Freedom 250 Grand Prix,” held around the National Mall. The resulting deafening noises of an auto race and the Nuremberg-like roar of the crowd are two of the five forms of entertainment Trump understands. The…

The headlines are now screaming about how the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled in favor of Donald Trump’s utterly insane plan to all but eliminate mail-in voting in the United States. Trump himself certainly seems to believe that the Supreme Court just ruled in his favor. This would be a devastating blow to our democracy…

Harry Sisson made a great point about the sudden wave of Trump administration resignations. Accountability. While White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt most likely quit unexpectedly because Trump left her on the decoy plane, others may be quitting to get ahead of Democrats potentially taking control of Congress after the midterms. So far, in the…

She frantically searches the diminishing supply of positive stories about Trump on the internet. She prints them out and reads them aloud to him. She writes adoring letters to Trump that she leaves in his personal space for him to find, like notes from a lovesick teenager. One of the notes said, “You are all…

Support Palmer Report’s efforts to win the 2026 midterms, donate here now. Want to make Donald Trump cry? Just flip the House and Senate. Each election cycle there are 435 House races in total. But only about fifty of them end up being competitive at all, and only half of those end up being highly…

It has begun. The Department of so-called Justice announced that they are going to deploy a thousand poll watchers across America during the 2026 midterm elections. That is every inch as sinister as it sounds. The long and honourable practice of sending federal poll watchers to American places of voting is about to be hideously…

Donald Trump has had a rough week for more than one reason – and it’s still only Wednesday. Trump was asked by the media why he cares more about hanging out with a certain assistant and obsessing over a reflecting poll than he does about America’s real problems. Trump’s completely senile answer was, of course,…

“Fraud” is a word that Trump uses all the time. According to Trump, there was “massive voter fraud” due to “millions of illegal aliens voting in the 2020 election.” Trump has repeatedly asserted that the evidence for this fraud is “overwhelming.” And yet, not one single indictment has ever come as a result of this…

Support Palmer Report’s efforts to win the 2026 midterms, donate here now. Want to make Donald Trump cry? Just flip the House and Senate. Each election cycle there are 435 House races in total. But only about fifty of them end up being competitive at all, and only half of those end up being highly…

In a 2003 Washington Post article, conservative commentator and psychiatrist Charles Krauthammer coined the term “Bush Derangement Syndrome,” or BDS for short. He characterised it as “An irrational, highly emotional hostility or paranoia among critics regarding the policies and presidency of George W Bush.” The tone of the article was semi-satirical, a tone that was…

Support Palmer Report’s efforts to win the 2026 midterms, donate here now. Each election cycle there are 435 House races in total. But only about fifty of them end up being competitive at all, and only half of those end up being highly competitive. It’s not just because of things like gerrymandering. Think about it:…

Sometimes it feels like all the woes of the world can be directly traced back to the Trump regime. The following story is mind-bendingly evil and may make you want to throw up in your mouth a bit. Of course it can be traced back to the root of all evil — Donald Trump. It…

The Washington Post reports that last month, in leaving the NATO summit in Turkey, Trump sneaked out of Air Force One in a catering truck. In response to a credible threat that Iranian elements were plotting his assassination, Trump publicly entered the legacy Air Force One (as distinct from the one he wanted to be…

Support Palmer Report’s efforts to win the 2026 midterms, donate here now. Each election cycle there are 435 House races in total. But only about fifty of them end up being competitive at all, and only half of those end up being highly competitive. It’s not just because of things like gerrymandering. Think about it:…

When Donald Trump left the recent NATO summit, he seemed to be fleeing like a coward. Most NATO leaders hate him, some of them can't hide it anymore, and nearly...

On Wednesday Trump gave a speech at the Red Rock Resort in Las Vegas. Something new was going on with his hair, and there was a great deal of gleeful speculation about it. Some have speculated that he was wearing a wig. I have no experience with such things, but it seems to me that…

This week Dr. Abdul El-Sayed won the Democratic primary for the 2026 U.S. Senate race in Michigan. It was a bit of a surprise, given that Haley Stevens had been ahead in the (increasingly unreliable) polls. Nothing has fundamentally changed about the Michigan Senate race; Cook Political Report still rates it as the same “toss…

Support Palmer Report’s efforts to win the 2026 midterms, donate here now. The best way to stop Trump is to flip Congress against him – and we’re going to do that. Each election cycle there are 435 House races in total. But only about fifty of them end up being competitive at all, and only…

In 2004, W Keith Campbell of the University of Georgia conducted a series of studies that identified certain personality types. These personality types believed they deserved credit for knowledge they pretended to have. Campbell noticed that such people overwhelmingly had narcissistic tendencies and, more often than not, were aligned with conservative ideologies. Campbell found that…

This is a message for sane people. Psychos can go hallucinate somewhere else. Sisters and brothers, we have a big problem. No matter your politics, no matter your education, no matter your upbringing, I think there’s one thing that every sane person on earth can agree on: Nobody wants to be complicit in the annihilation…

Support Palmer Report’s efforts to win the 2026 midterms, donate here now. Until recently, if any American political figure had posted a fake image of himself in military uniform despite having never served, that alone would have been the end of said politician’s career. And until recently, if any U.S. President had falsely depicted himself…

Support Palmer Report’s efforts to win the 2026 midterms, donate here now. Each election cycle there are 435 House races in total. But only about fifty of them end up being competitive at all, and only half of those end up being highly competitive. It’s not just because of things like gerrymandering. Think about it:…