april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 31/01/2025my wife (roleplaying as a pothole): ooooh my that’s an awfully nice ass-phalt you’ve got there me (tipping my hard hat and straightening my lace safety vest): thank you madam pothole, i’ve been sent here by the city to come fill you up 551887
DoneRandomLee @donerandomlee.bsky.social · 01/02/2025When you really care about safe sex you wear the reflective vest 0100
It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I think that I’d go mad with power with one of these 020
