e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 01/05/2025BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA www.wsj.com/business/aut...wsj.comExclusive | Tesla Board Opened Search for a CEO to Succeed Elon MuskWith profits and the stock price sinking, board members told Musk he needed to spend more time at the company. 411120171
Narad Trabant @borisogon.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I used to have a print subscription to the WSJ, because the typesetting was better than the NYT at the time. That said, archive.ph/2025.05.01-0...archive.ph 000
Megan E. Human * free Link @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 01/05/2025*looking myself in the mirror* Megan you need to CALM DOWN wait for it to play out before you get too excited *continues to vibrate with excitement* 070
e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 01/05/2025no, for sure bro, just get Elon out of the way and you can just run Tesla like a normal business... totally 143228
aran 🏳️⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social · 01/05/2025The entire judicial and legislative branch can't stop an unelected shithead from dismantling the US government; I don't see the Tesla board of directors getting rid of him. 010
Evan Bell @evanprime.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Remember when that guy was president of Russia between Putin term 1 and Putin term now? It will be like that. 030
crowwhisperer.bsky.social @crowwhisperer.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Bait and switcht! Who is the CEO of X? Not Elon! 000
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Sounds like ‘woke’ is gonna hang around longer than you e-lonny 000
Opinionated Terran @opinionated-terran.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Is this just a smokescreen? Isn't most of the board still his toadies? I want to believe but I've been burned before! 3160
pvanessen.bsky.social @pvanessen.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Alternate headline: TSLA starting search for new owner and board. Probably XAi as @karaswisher.bsky.social suggested. 010
EuphoricFuzion🕯️ @euphoricfuzion.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Duh. Another sign America isn't run like a business. Donnie would be LONG GONE. 020
Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Musk will be hard to replace, but I bet they can get Adam Neumann, Elizabeth Holmes or perhaps Jeff Skilling? 2350
Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 01/05/2025Isn't that board just a bunch of Musk cronies? 050
Informed1 @informed1.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Who cares if Tesla gets a new CEO, Elon will still own stock. So fuck Tesla until Elon sells all of his stock. 040
Ichaukan Shostakovich @ichaukan.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! I've never run a business but I know how to string together big impressive science words, I know how to party and I don't cheat at video games! 010
Dr. Pete Meyers @dr-pete.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Why do I feel like they're going to fake a job search, declare that no candidates measured up to Elon, and then continue to do exactly what they're doing? 1180
A butler of dogs @butlerofdogs.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I’d immediately buy a Tesla if Musk is out. 110
Dan Murphy @bungdan.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Next week: "Tesla Board, After Exhaustive Search, Decides Musk is Irreplaceable." 1152
B. Kirisaki @kirisaki.moe.observer · 01/05/2025No wonder the chair fucking quit and sold a large percentage of her shares 050
Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 01/05/2025This might be why Robin is dumping. She gone. You come at the king you best not miss. 020
Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I’m inclined to say this is 3d grifter chess to 1) make people think the board has some independence and 2) make his “return” more significant than it really is. 0260
K-pop Ambassador @goatsgotohell.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Oh this would be such a wonderful development. 000
jarrodf @jarrodf.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Not sure brand Tesla has any chance of recovery, unless Elon also completely divests from the company 030
Quinn Ellis @outside2344.bsky.social · 01/05/2025We aren’t falling for the fake CEO figurehead without complete Elon divestment, right? Right?!? 060
Open Art Data @openartdata.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Like DOGE? With people denying Elon Musk is in charge? 000
Kelly @allcatsarebastards.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Still won't buy a Tesla. Musk has ruined it forever. 040
I am Jack's Cell Phone @jackscellphone.bsky.social · 01/05/2025"Buy the ticket, take the ride..." 👍 120
ill-advised.bsky.social @ill-advised.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Maybe Linda can do it, not like she's very busy at twitter. 000
