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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Robotaxi any day. FSD is a game changer. $TSLA to $500.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think we’ve hit bottom as a society.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
CNBC pumping a Tesla call option bet. “Financial journalism”. www.cnbc.com/2026/09/23/t...
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Tesla Roadster reveal is creating a unique options opportunity, says Mike Khouw
Teslas are expensive cars, and the Roadster, which the company will reveal on October 1st, will likely be the its most expensive.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is the dystopian military hell we’ve always wanted www.npr.org/2026/09/20/n...
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Trump says his D.C. arch will serve as 'military complex' with snipers and drones
President Trump has claimed that military operations are needed at his proposed triumphal arch in Washington D.C., in order to protect national security. A federal court is weighing the arch's legalit...
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Saving the light of human consciousness. Or something. Tesla FSD is rhe future
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Look at the things my poor friend will believe. He’s always been a fan of tech.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Poor Elizabeth Holmes got prison time while Musk is the richest man in the world. There’s no difference between their frauds.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tesla CyberCab / Robitaxi scam slowly getting exposed. I’d love to see the Optimus teleoperator station.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tesla “Robotaxi” is teleoperated
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Begging for a deal.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The fact that child Leo Arschbrenner had a $40b hedge fund to begin with is a clear sign of an enormous speculative bubble.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Musk is trying desperately to make this happen. Tesla is complete garbage without the China business (even more so than it is now)
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’m sure the constitution says you have the right to roll coal. www.caranddriver.com/news/a718589...
caranddriver.com
President Trump's Latest Pardons Include Diesel Tuners Who Violated the Clean Air Act
Nine people convicted of bypassing emissions controls or selling equipment to do so have had their convictions overturned.
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Montana Skeptic @montanaskeptic.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
In a post going up tomorrow morning, I'll detail exactly how, with Tesla, Musk pilfered billions from mom & pop investors to massively enrich himself & his cronies, and how he's doing it again with SpaceX. As a reminder, my Substack is free (and worth every penny). montanaskeptic.substack.com
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Lawrence Fossi’s Substack | Substack
Insights about the egregious behavior of Elon Musk, the chaotic craziness at Tesla, Inc., and the poisonous alliance of Musk and Donald Trump, all with a legal slant informed by my career as a commerc...
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Had dinner next to a pair of boomer couples who still seem very upset about Biden and the autopen and were discussing it loudly. 🤦
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Of course the greatest con man of all time subverted the regulatory system to hide his misdeeds
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Glorious Telsa “Robotaxi” experience. How does California not yank their license to operate? www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/s/...
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From the bayarea community on Reddit: Dangerous roadside situation with Tesla's robotaxi service
Explore this post and more from the bayarea community
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Checking out for a bit.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Is this the way deals work?
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Musk companies trade like crypto. Zero basis for valuation, just a massive line of baggies piling in.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Of course they did. www.reuters.com/world/tesla-...
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Exclusive: Tesla presented misleading ‘Full Self-Driving’ safety data to European regulators
In its efforts to secure European approval of its “Full Self-Driving” (FSD) system, Tesla has presented self-published safety statistics to regulators in Sweden and the Netherlands that independent tr...
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Of course! We’re in a mania and the worst people are hoarding the wealth. One day this all comes crashing down www.investors.com/news/cathie-...
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I’m going to suffer much mental anguish today.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The personal equivalent of losing like Iran has is to have your crazy neighbor blow up your shed and smash your car’s headlights and windshield, and then compensate you enough to build a new 5000 square-foot mansion.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I wonder what percentage of investors actually believes SpaceX is with more than $100B. My guess is they’re all playing a massive game of greater fool.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Everything is fraud backed by guerrilla marketing.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The entire story of the US markets, the K-shaped economy, normalization of grift and YOLO culture is right here in this screenshot of tickets for the Knicks game.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Another Tesla FSD death www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/...
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From the RealTesla community on Reddit: Man, 87, Killed in Crash While Reportedly Driving Tesla in Autopilot
Posted by Hot-Upstairs9603 - 306 votes and 48 comments
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Michael Buffer's Iconic 'Let's Get Ready To Rumble'
ALT: Michael Buffer's Iconic 'Let's Get Ready To Rumble'
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Really great piece about the farcical SpaceX IPO.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Texas, Musk & SpaceX have really landed their moonshot of corruption, embezzlement and self-dealing. They’ve effectively codified shareholder (bagholder) disenfranchisement and NASDAQ has helped shove the sh!t sandwich down everyone’s throat. American exceptionalism demonstrated.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
You can see why Tesla and SpaceX deserve massive valuations. What a tremendous duo propping each other up. This is American business winning. www.carscoops.com/2026/05/spac...
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$131 Million Worth Of Cybertrucks Went To One Buyer, And Elon Musk Owns It | Carscoops
SpaceX's prospectus reveals it absorbed more than 18 percent of Cybertruck deliveries in Q4 2025 alone, propping up Tesla's worst-selling model
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Robotaxi any day now. Keep the stock price high!!!
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It there isn’t a large cap stock up at least 30% for the day, I worry something is wrong.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Sure, shut down the international component of a major NYC airport. That should do wonders for both the economy and poll numbers.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
There’s still room from some older Teslas on cinder blocks on the lawn below the UFC arena.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Whoop’s valuation about to be down bad. www.dcrainmaker.com/2026/05/fitb...
dcrainmaker.com
Fitbit Air In-Depth Review: A True Whoop Competitor for $99?
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
White House is so versatile: Tesla showroom & UFC arena. Maybe fall of the Third Reich reenactments.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Idiocracy: President Camacho with a Gun
ALT: Idiocracy: President Camacho with a Gun
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The TAM in investors for frauds and Ponzi schemes is infinite.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
OMG. I haven’t watched indycar since I was a kid, but I hadn’t realized how hideous the cars had become. Checks out as the premier American racing series. Everything has become enshittified.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I recommend this course to action for all Tesla owners who got duped into paying for FSD. cleantechnica.com/2026/05/20/o...
cleantechnica.com
Oracle Exec Sues Tesla Over Full Self Driving Promises And Wins $10,600 - CleanTechnica
Support CleanTechnica's work through a Substack subscription or on Stripe. Class action lawsuits against Tesla have been running for a while based on the claims and promises Elon Musk has made about T...
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
As I’ve said, go ahead and buy that Tesla. Fund that murderer.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Checked in with my friends on the street about SpaceX IPO. They say demand is strong. Apparently everyone still loves a good Musk ponzi.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
* Musk has combined voting power of 85%. * Musk owns 12.3% of Class A shares * Musk owns 93.6% of Class B shares * After the IPO, Musk will serve as: * CEO, CTO & Chairman of the Board * Musk can Elect & remove board members & Fill vacancie * Tesla own about 19mm shrs 5/1 What can go wrong?
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This grifter
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I see. This is what we need. A tax on EVs that has drivers paying 2x what an ICE driver would pay in federal gas tax per year. 🤦 www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/b...
nytimes.com
Bipartisan Bill Would Impose New Annual Fee on Electric Vehicles
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I really wish I had thrown some trash cans through the Capitol windows on J6 like a true patriot. I’d be rich now.
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Emperors Without Clothes @emperorsclothes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
“Scale its robotaxis” is comical here. Nice insert from the tech lexicon. How about “get its ill-conceived teleoperated taxis to work”?
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