Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Forget pumpkin spice. You got to get you some of THIS for intense autumnal enjoyment! 000
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Best laugh of my day I’m willing to wager… 000
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I think their unique talents might really bloom in prison… 152
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Now more than ever: WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE! 043
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Leafy greens still dangerous; move over now it’s eggs turn. Everything is showing signs of Trumparrhea prideradio.iheart.com/content/2026...prideradio.iheart.comFDA Upgrades Egg Recall To Highest Risk After Salmonella Outbreak | PRIDE RadioThe FDA has upgraded a recall of over 38 million eggs to its highest risk level after dozens of Salmonella cases were linked to Midwest Poultry Services eggs. 030
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The only thing I want to see steam catapulted over the ocean are naked, shivering members of this administration. 020
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Welcome to the beginning of the end… expect the word ‘unprecedented’ to get really really worn out. www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/trop...gulfcoastnewsnow.comLala could become the first hurricane to make landfall on Hawaii's Big IslandLala could become the first hurricane on record to make landfall on Hawaii's Big Island this weekend. 011
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Coming soon: Navy to scrap any and all advanced navigation technologies; fleet will rely on star charts and spyglasses! 030
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026On one side I see a man happily married 20+ years to the US educated physician who is mother of his children; the other man has 5 kids with 3 baby mommas, 1 of whom engaged w/him in an extramarital affair, 1 an alleged sex worker, and 2 who are college dropouts.Two Americas is right! 030
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I spent months upset about all those ‘golden dome’ plans… why didn’t you guys tell me it was always just a toupee? 000
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Whelp… I retired… but evidently not from Parent Square! 😂😂😂 120
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Of course, of course… ‘only the BEST people’ 000
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026At what point will this freakin’ idjit finally get embarrassed enough to disappear from public life forever??? www.ms.now/news/george-...ms.nowGeorge Santos fined, temporarily banned from Kalshi prediction marketFederal regulators said the former congressman improperly profited from trades tied to President Donald Trump’s 2026 State of the Union address. 000
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026This is what happens when all your new hires graduated from Liberty University. www.reuters.com/world/africa...reuters.comUS government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conferenceA U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a State Department presentation at a global conference taking place in Brazil this week, causing a stir among attendees who took screen... 120
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Fuck this shit! www.reddit.com/r/technology...reddit.comFrom the technology community on Reddit: ‘Really inappropriate’: teachers decry plan for humanoid robot in New York high schoolExplore this post and more from the technology community 000
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Because this works so well for him in his own life! Lol 000
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Whelp I guess we know what every third Halloween trick or treaters will be wearing this October. 000
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I think I’ve just witnessed the literal re-enactment of that old phrase ‘all hat, no cattle.’ 000
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Large groups of women should assemble at these stores and terrorize these ‘men.’ 000
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Ate some taco bell tacos 🌮 n our drive to OR. Probably with Taylor Farms lettuce. And now we wait…😳 000
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026This shit just makes me want to grind some very specific bones to a very particular grit of dust. 000
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I hear the term ‘Trumporrhea’ is getting under the orange assclown’s skin (and probably leaking out of his diaper)…. You know what’s to do! VIRALIZE IT! 000
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Luigi’s, Medford, deluxe garbage grinder with olives & mushrooms. Zero percent risk of cyclospora; 💯 percent risk of deliciousness. 010
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026In a completely non-political light, Lindsey Graham and Sam ONeill are reminding us that surviving your 7th decade isn’t guaranteed and probably won’t feel like a simple slam dunk. 😳 010
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026As fake as his alleged care for our country, its constitution, and its people. The REAL source of that ‘fake news’ MAGAts are always squealing about. Quiet piggies. We’re on to you. www.courier-journal.com/story/news/p...courier-journal.comNo, that photo of Mitch McConnell on life support isn't realA viral photo of Senator Mitch McConnell in a hospital bed is AI generated, as experts point to clear visual errors. 000
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026BOTH Lindsey Graham AND Mitch McConnell off the Senate? I’m all a-twitter!! 010
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026It’s my 37th wedding anniversary! We toddled down the street and danced to live reggae underneath a ring of olive trees. I think maybe we’ve got 37 more in us. 010
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Republiturds prefer their candidate rapists adjudicated. There’s a difference! 000
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Imagine commanding the sheer number of palace & private estate empty spare bedrooms as the King of England, then still denying your own son as your guest. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a better example of the impoverishment of spirit great wealth can convey. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comBuckingham Palace says Harry can no longer stay at royal residence on UK visitFresh row erupts over Duke of Sussex’s trip, the buildup to which has been overshadowed by security dispute 000
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I’m not always chasing sunsets; sometimes they chase me! 020
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026American Gaddafi… we all know how THAT ended. 010
Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026If you think they won’t start killing us outright, think again. 052