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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“What radicalized you to be anti boomer?” “When they got scared they might lose a few bucks during Covid so they printed 3 trillion dollars of PPP money and gave it to themselves tax free.”

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

At the behest of the military, I have conducted building an 18 hole golf course for national security near the White House. The bunker rakes are also uzi’s. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Prediction… the left will win the house and senate. In the back half of the term, a conservative justice retires/dies. Trump puts up another Kavanaugh type. And Dems confirm him under the guise of “the need to return to norms”

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“A.I. will kill us all” sounds eerily similar to “Y2K will kill us all” and the tech industry was more than eager to mop up gobs of cash from anyone looking to protect themselves from the boogie man that never was.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I was only a kid on 9/11 but I remember vividly if you didn’t take advantage of special 0% financing on a new truck you were letting the terrorists win.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Excited to see how SCOTUS will rule in the near future on whether a President can executive order a network to hire back an on air personality.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I am begging for some national polling outfit to run a “Who did a better job in their first 18 months Biden or Trump” just to see if it jumpstarts the massive coronary we all know that’s coming.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Hear me out… let all these dipshits enter the wnba draft and then watch the owners humiliate them by not picking any of them.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Whatever revenue they made from selling that ad will be more than offset by the future loss of potential customers who will see this on every social media platform.

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

This sucks ass. When I start my car I want to be able to put my foot on the pedal and drive off. I dont want to watch an ad. A distracting ad. Right in the middle of my console. Again. This sucks ass.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Back in my day, we had to manually dunk our donuts in mtn dew. #Brawndo #Idiocracy

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Mitch McConnell might have died five years ago and we totally didn’t realize in those “freezing up” spells he publicly had that it was just his animatronic battery going dead.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Mitch McConnell might have died five years ago and we totally didn’t realize in those “freezing up” spells he publicly had that it was just his animatronic battery going dead.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Mitch McConnell might have died five years ago and we totally didn’t realize in those “freezing up” spells he publicly had that it was just his animatronic battery going dead.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

IMO you’re crazy to buy $BTC until the guy holding 5% of the total supply on margin gets liquidated.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Do it big guy…. Buy a govt stake in NMAX to show Schumer and Co what cucks they are.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

If the Robert’s court is going to blatantly rule against constitution, a liberal court (I know, belief akin to unicorns and leprechauns) should just say their entire case law is null and void due to their bribe taking. In one day, you could undo citizens united, abortion, VRA, K searches, etc

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

My guess is they finally let Kash hold a gun and he immediately accidentally discharged it Barney Fife style.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

The funniest lie Elon told last night has gotta be the “We can’t show you the progress on Optimus bc our competitors will frame by frame watch the video and copy it.”

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Wait you’re trying to tell me the guy who doesn’t wash his hands because he’s tougher than viruses isn’t good at conducting a spur of the moment illegal war??

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Congress I know you’re busy ignoring a war that was illegally started but when you get time, please do something about the “business loan specialists” that spam call me 3x/day.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

We murdered a school full of children. Not only is there zero contrition, but no one even seems to care to inquire as to how we fucked up so terribly.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I give it until Monday at the latest before they dig out the Bush “Mission Accomplished!” banner and let Trump pretend this was all a great success.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Look you might as well pick AOC to run bc no matter WHO the Dems run out there, Fox News and now CBS etc are going to paint them as a Mao reincarnate.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

SaaS names trading like shitcoin rugpulls on the possibility of future AI replacement yet Tesla trading at 1.6T MC even though their lunch is getting eaten in real time by Chinese comp. Ok then!

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

It’s crazy to me how many regular people instantly accept a deputized group of proud boys as an official and legal policing group that they should treat as an equal to regular police.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Don’t even try to tell me your MAGA if you’re not even willing to smash your hands with a hammer to prove you stand with Trump.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Man I had some good takes last year

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Every day this should be more apparent to you liberals. You are going to be targeted with greater regularity by this admin.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I don’t really know who Jake Paul is but I revel with all of you in his demise.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

I’m not joking, I think my favorite Christmas song is “You’re a Mean One, Mr Grinch” by Tyler, The Creator.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

I REAALLLY hope that Musk’s advice to Gates to close his short is bc TSLA is part of the latest xAI round.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Imagine having 5 kids and a wife and you are so despised by them that you had to have Thanksgiving with Jeffrey Epstein.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

I’m starting to think that a lot of our problems in this country are the result of boomers being in power. Once they go away, I’m hopeful we get back to normalcy.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I still don’t think I figured out a great trade strategy for this.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

The buttons are ready to pop off Kernan’s shirt. He’s gonna do great on Newsmax (bring Santelli with!)

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I know people think there is a low probability of any trade deal getting made with China but he’s why Trump WILL make one.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

I’m 95% certain SCOTUS is going to flush the tariffs. The question now is how to play it?

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Just saw an Applebees ad for a grilled cheese cheeseburger. Not even trying anymore. Just turn the lights off and lock the door.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Giving 40B to Ukraine to fight a war against our shared adversary? Demand they pay us a royalty on their mineral resources. Give 40B to Argentina? Here you go buddy sorry you’re in such a tough predicament of your own making.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Let me tell you a beautiful story about this couch. 🧵 IG msviciousdesign

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I wish MAGA wanted to fight the Nazi’s as much as they want to fight Dems.

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

The world is so stupid right now that it is entirely possible that the second American civil war will kick off on the murder of a right wing celebrity.

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