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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Names of the national champion Princeton men’s lacrosse team Caden (x2) Carter Cooper (x3) Finn Hunter Parker Porter Thatcher Tucker (x2) Wilder

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social

Princeton wins the NCAA Men's Lacrosse Championship

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RUNJKM @runjkm.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Mid morning gym sesh.

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MB @mickiemo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

The country club pipeline. The amount of money each of those families paid to get their kid on the field for a championship game in a Princeton uniform would probably shock a lot of people.

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Neal D @nduggan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Definitely read Porter and Parker together as ‘Porker’

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ttviskari.bsky.social @ttviskari.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I'm just genuinely shocked by the lack of B starting names on the roster. Where are my Braden's y'all?

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Nate Basch @nbasch.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

The lax world is not ready for:

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seanmac31.bsky.social @seanmac31.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Checks out.

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Dr. phil. Deine Mutter @daskulturjournal.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

These folks will establish Taft as a first name and I am here for it

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Mike Intaglietta @cusemikei.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Too Many Coopers.

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pcrritesgood.bsky.social @pcrritesgood.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

But what are their first names? Oh.

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ALVIRA, the BASTARD of the Dark 🇮🇪 🍉 @alkalinecollective.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Truly devastating that Finn has made it's way to deep into the Irish American psyche. That was our name, dammit.

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Covered bridge fan @longrovebridge.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Fantastic.

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Nate @ngs.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Last names, right? Right?!

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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Reminds me of the old Calvin Trillin joke about his roommate at Yale, Thatcher Baxter Hatcher

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Jane Cardinal @janecanonymous.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

A gaggle of golden retriever puppies pose in front of some green and yellow plants.

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Patrick McEwen @pmcewen.com · 25/05/2026

He goes by Finn, but his actual first name is Peyton

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Jess Hornsby @jesshornsby.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Parents giving their children names of jobs they'd never want their kids to have.

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Dustbin Film @dustbinfilm.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Fuck that, like why did lacrosse go from being indigenous to rich white boy

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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

youtu.be/oo8CrY_ZfFk

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George Carlin - Goofy Boy Names (HQ)

George Carlin's HBO stand-up "Goofy Boy Names" about Guys Named Todd in High-Quality.

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Brandon Jones @bcjoneskc.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Pretty soon these squads will be like an eastern european soccer team with every name ending in "-er" instead of "-ic"

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Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

But how many of their families were on the mayflower?

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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

any combination of two or three of these names could easily be a person’s full name

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Jackie Barrientes @barrientes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Princeton Men's Lacrosse team photo

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rolando 🍉 @propagandarama.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

some cart, some coop, some port / some hunt, some park, some thatch / but if you can’t tuck and then get wilder / i guess you’re not a princeton tiger (needs workshopping)

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Nicholas Campiz @thebigtenfour.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I'm willing to bet the house their middle names are all last names too.

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010: Licensed To Post @tomtposting.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

No Bartholomew? Not my lax champions

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Difficult Diner @nightpig.org · 25/05/2026

I feel kill

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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Hot take (but not at all when you think about it): the 1,752nd best college baseball player is a better all-around athlete than the 5th best college lacrosse player. Notes: 1) yes I'm hedging in case there's a Jim Brown at the tippy top and 2) yes, baseball; not a sport full of elite athletes

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incapotomus.bsky.social @incapotomus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Yea I mean these names are the center of a Venn diagram with circles reading “Gen Z,” “lacrosse,” and “Princeton.”

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CascadiaCoug @cascadiacoug.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

cover your drinks, ladies

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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

No Thi’s or Duses smdh @thimoney.bsky.social

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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

It's cool how rich white people first pick a name and then later decide if it'll go towards their lacrosse playing son or their extremely lavish Corgi

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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Dude, I work at a private school in Atlanta, and this is light work for lacrosse rosters. Let me know when they have a Wix on the team

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