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Golden Business Boy

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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Orchestra conductors' sheet music is just a series of DDR arrows, I've seen it.
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Called for a wellness check on my neighbour. When they showed up he rolled a one so they're gonna have to hold him for a few turns.
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The trope of people's shoes being left behind during the rapture tells me all I need to know about these little freaks we wear on our feet
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Punk drummer going out to eat: "sick I don't need to bring my own gear, the venue has a house salad"
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Football games are all about "the fan experience" until a fan's experience is trying to get everyone to hold still for a panoramic
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It's shocking that Sam Jabber slipped through the cracks of the Premiere's robust, Skybox ticket gift based appointment process #ABPoli #CANpoli
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
t1000 prying the elevator open in t2
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Huge news: with the divorce papers wrapped up my residency at the downtown Axe music store guitar section has been extended to every weekday
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Seems suspicious we're sending people to check in on the moon out of nowhere #ArtemisII
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
If my cells are replaced every seven years then I can force the return of Christ by consuming nothing but communion for the better part of a decade like a ship of Jeseus
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The "ceremonial" action celebrities get at hockey games is just dropping the puck for a faceoff. This is not equivalent to the opening pitch for a baseball game, this is equivalent to a fan getting to call the opening pitch for a baseball game. What hockey should do is let you cross check a player
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Disney hired their new CEO based on who could sit down and eat an entire Mickey Mouse mascot with a live employee inside
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Honestly if we're going to keep experiencing new horrors then i'm gonna to be relieved when they start being beyond my comprehension
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Greenlighting business developments with reckless abandon shifts from federal to provincial jurisdiction. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... #CDNpoli #ABpoli
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Alberta, Ottawa agree on deal that would see province front its own major project reviews | CBC News
Ottawa and Alberta have reached an agreement that will see the province take control of regulatory approvals for major projects, something they say will deliver those projects more expeditiously.
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The greatest issue facing air travel security is that we're forced to look busted in our passport photos
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Some pros and cons of owning a Honda Odyssey: - a comfortable premium interior for me and up to 7 passengers - a sleek sporty look that still packs all the towing capacity I need - every drive turns into a decade long journey to return home rife with peril and where I am the sole survivor
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Performing CPR to the beat of Stayin' Alive is another case of well meaning advice missing the mark. Sure, for the 4:45 track length it seems effective, but eventually the song ends and you're watching another person die to How Deep is Your Love
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Sisyphus can leave any time; he just really likes watching the boulder roll down the hill
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Yes these horrendous acts send a chill down my apine, but they also send me deep in the money on my Kalshi™️ Ice Violence triple leg parlay
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Plants are ridiculous. Too much water? Too much sun? I'm sorry, did I give you too bad of bitches too?
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I am just an average man. I put your underwear on the exact same way everyone else does
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
In another blow to Poilievre's leadership Jamil Jivani has crossed the floor to the Republican party #CDNpoli
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 18/02/2026
here you go
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Dalibor Dvorsky's last name is exactly how you would break it to a hockey bro that his parents are doing separate Christmases now #Olympics
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The butterfly effect is crazy, because wdym my downstairs neighbour falling asleep with soup on the stove would lead to my apartment smelling like 1,000 cigarettes smoked through an ass
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
In 2026 no one should be owned. We need to find these "property brothers" wherever they are and free them
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
#Olympics women's freestyle skiing: big air - delayed due to severe weather: big air
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
No one ever considers that it's actually my child who isn't active in MY life
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
You lost me with Luge relay. They tried to innovate on the sport and all they could come up with is "what if when they finished lugeing they... luged again?" No they should be hitting jumps
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Have we considered that Binnington is so deeply patriotic that he is actually a good goalie, but just refuses to help his American hockey team win?
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Doubles luge is fun, but stopping there seems arbitrary. The two types of luge should be single, and "how many people can we stack on this thing" #Olympics
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Every teams sport in the #Olympics should aim to have as much sexual tension when performing as figure skating duos
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The makeup and outfits for figure skating should be expected of every sport. You're a curler? Better start with those eyelashes then
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Looking at team Canada's goalie situation, and the U.S.'s forward depth, perhaps there's an opening for a trade in there with the right draft picks for compensation
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The Winter Olympics are a great showcase of the speed and strength of our athletes. What's missing is a reward for the athletes who may not be the quickest in a race, but spent the most time just enjoying the ride
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bobsled fans bringing a sleigh to slide around in-between the action
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Today is like the Super Bowl for your friend's gambling addiction
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Average chiropractic appointment
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I can only imagine how awkward the conversation must have been when Jeffrey and Ghislaine realized Bobby's a sustenance hunter
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Signs of the emerging diplomatic tensions between the US and Iran include reports of a "Supreme Leader of Iran Marco Rubio" name tag being printed in the Oval Office
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The AI task force's AI summary to recommend limits on the power and water consumption of anyone complaining about data infrastructure. #CDNpoli
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Conservative Americans find themselves briefly interested in hockey as Panarin's trade to the Kings the only case of a millionaire leaving New York after Mamdani's election
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Battles of the bands is overwhelmingly turn-based combat, which is why my real-time combat version is about to really take off
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This poll needs to be stapled to every news report about Alberta Separatism. 71% of Alberta agreeing on the desire to stay in Canada is the absolute high water mark of agreement among Albertans on any topic. You could not find 71% of Albertans to agree which direction the sun rises from
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Quinn Hughes continues to smash Minnesota Wild scoring records, but a significant force behind that is the bar for breaking a Minnesota Wild scoring record for defencemen is like get 6 assists. Score even one goal.
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Elon Musk has combined the operations of SpaceX and AI to ensure he can put the first CSAM on Mars
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The Goose 🇨🇦 @the-goose-media.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
BREAKING: Wiarton Willie predicts global temperature increases to push past several climate tipping points causing irreversible damage to the physical and biological systems that undergird life as we know it unless we transition away from fossil fuels.
Wiarton Willie a white groundhog
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Poilievre passes Calgary leadership review, marking sharp rise for support of Alberta separation in every other province #cdnpoli #abpoli
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I think it's highly suspicious that only mimes are running into these supposed invisible boxes everywhere
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Golden Business Boy @goldenbusinessboy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Love that the only impact the average citizen can make against AI companies is to goad other overly-litigious corporate overlords to battle them like two Kaiju destroying each other for world dominance
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