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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's a lot of AI shit on this platform and it's all really cute - like watching puppies "fight" over a test or whatever. The real shit will be when AI, outside of a human brain, maxes out. Shit will be wild
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm going to go ahead and call the "all the cat teams played each other today" moment on NBC the wackiest fucking thing a statistician was ever paid to do
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No white man should wear a mustache. Ever. Not for charity, unless you raise a lot of money. A lot! Maybe for Halloween but it's got to be a really good fucking ostume. Poirot or some shit
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmidt needs to send J.D. a Tim Couch Cameo if he wants back on the '28 ticket
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey, you know what? There aren't many nice things to say about Fox News. In fact, it's an awful organization. But credit where credit is due; they participated in the press pool boycott this week. Their participation carries a lot of weight.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If Republicans want to restrict voting rights, they should start with the people who chose Breaking Bad over The Wire.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The big 90's rap battle that barely gets menioned anymore is Dr. Dre vs. Eazy-E. Eazy-E destroyed Dre. Third most lopsided victory in battle history, trailing only Kendrick Lamar pumping round after round into Drake's lifeless body and Common deciding that Ice Cube will henceforth be a movie man.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Super intelligent AI, assuming it doesn't need to be integrated into a biological construct (i.e. we merge and become a cyborg species) could, theoretically, kill us all. The same way humans could kill all squirrels. If we really made it a point to kill every last squirrel, we could do it. But why?
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
John Cnandler (WNBC 4 NY) just presented the most perfect one-sentence eulogy for Don Nelson: " You cannot ell the story of the NBA without including Don Nelson." Nellie Ball, Run TMC - Don Nelson was way ahead of his time. RIP
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I doubt any of my followers care about this but I was a diehard baseball fan when I was a kid and the Hall of Fame has real meaning to me. The Royals announcer who made the comment that set me off was doing so out of respect to one of the best KC Royals of all time. No doubt.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
But if you think Salvadore Perez is a HOF'er, you think the Hall should be several times larger than it currently is.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
And that's not a knock on Alvador Perez! He's a great ballplayer, one of the six or seven hundred who has ever done it out of the tens of thousands who have played MLB.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Watching MLB Network and the Royals-Tigers and the announcer just described Salvador Perez as having a "pretty complete Hall of Fame resume." The word "pretty" is doing some really heavy lifting there my man
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Serious question: the five-percenter expression "zig-zag-zig Allah" (popularized by the RZA) is a reference to Zig Ziglar (real estate/self-help guru). True or false?
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Pistons fans: Better wear your hardhat and prepare yourselves for a brass knuckles battle! You need to earn every single shot! Every single inch! DEEEE-TROIT BASKETBAAALLL!!! Also Pistons fans: Why are those mean old wefawees so mean to our pwecious perfect angels?!?
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The next time my toilet is clogged I plan to blockade it.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The hilarious thing i about this UM-AZ game is AZ is getting every call and they're still getting fucking curb stomped. Go Blue!
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Lousy Smarch weather
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
It's that time of day when I have to avoid Bluesky (and basically all internet) so as not to see Olympic results so I can pretend to watch them happen live in a few hours
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Sajida Talkfa, Saddam Hussein's wife, spent over 24 hours iin labor with her first child. When it was over she decided to call it Uday.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Charlie Kirk's death reminds me of Tupac's. Not that they were alike, but for three similarities: they both found fame at a young age; they both used that fame, in part, to challenge the world to come after them; and they both met violent ends. Maybe 4th we won't know the who/why for a long time tbd
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Hey bluesky! The best hip -hop album you may not have heard of is AZ's Doe or Die. It's so fucking good. Enjoy!
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
"December 7, Nineteen-fucking-forty-one..."
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
The unbreakable sports record that doesn't get mentioned enough? Wilt Chamberlain's career rebound record. Lebron is the active leader in rebounds and he is not even halfway there!
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