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Novowels

@novowels.com
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Formerly @de_novowels on Twitter. I like to talk about cats, MMORPGs, religion and politics. - A Survivor of Christian Ritual Abuse - Conservatism is just fascism with training wheels

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Novowels @novowels.com · 24/09/2026
Me with my Bluesky mutuals
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WWDITS: We Are Vampires!
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Novowels @novowels.com · 22/09/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 18/09/2026
Kakistocracy
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Unused graphic found in the files of Mario Superstar Baseball, possibly used as a placeholder for the title screen. It features crude sketches of Mario and Luigi seemingly made in MS Paint and the text "ルイージの兄野球", which translates to "Luigi's Older Brother Baseball".
ルイージの兄野球
Source: tcrf.net user "Geno Penguin", https://tcrf.net/File:MSSBTitleScreenSketch.png
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Novowels @novowels.com · 17/09/2026
Pozole and tequila
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Novowels @novowels.com · 14/09/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 13/09/2026
Next patch in WoW: All transmog restrictions lifted. If you have earned the appearance, you can transmog it! #Warcraft
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Novowels @novowels.com · 13/09/2026
New Legendary: Void void void Void void, void void
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Novowels @novowels.com · 10/09/2026
So Samus was hanging out with Kirby too much during Smash Bros and now she's hangry
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Novowels @novowels.com · 09/09/2026
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Sxv Wtf: Man Blinking Reaction Meme
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Novowels @novowels.com · 07/09/2026
This Labor Day I think we should talk about the bonus situation.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 07/09/2026
"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards"
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Novowels @novowels.com · 06/09/2026
I legit don't know how this makes me feel.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 05/09/2026
This is literally a scene in Idiocracy.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 02/09/2026
It's a death cult.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 02/09/2026
Jimothy, my beloved! #Warcraft
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Novowels @novowels.com · 01/09/2026
They know what hypocrisy is, and they know it can be used politically as a weapon, but they don't really understand it.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 29/08/2026
Bucky is technically like 115 years old, so he's a perfect fit for elected office.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 28/08/2026
Regulations are written in blood, deregulations are written in diarrhea. www.newsweek.com/frozen-buffa...
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Frozen buffalo chicken recall: Highest risk warning over food safety
Numerous recalls have been issued this year due to potential damage, foodborne illness, and undeclared food allergens.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 26/08/2026
<sadly does the Time Warp, again>
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Novowels @novowels.com · 25/08/2026
This is the phone I read your posts from.
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
97 years ago today, ‘The Skeleton Dance’ released in theaters.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 21/08/2026
Lot of downtime at work lately so I'm back on my bullshit
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Novowels @novowels.com · 12/08/2026
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Trying Not To Laugh: Zoom In
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Novowels @novowels.com · 12/08/2026
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Patton Oswalt's 'Wow' Reaction
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Novowels @novowels.com · 10/08/2026
"Dance, monkey! Dance!"
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Novowels @novowels.com · 06/08/2026
Deadpool's special attack "Fourth Wall" is literally just a bunch of iconic attacks from other fighting games, lmao youtu.be/hkS_eYJKi-o?...
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MARVEL Tōkon: Fighting Souls | Deadpool Character Guide
YouTube video by MARVEL Tokon: Fighting Souls
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Novowels @novowels.com · 05/08/2026
Literally have only ever used an AI tool to give me instructions on how to turn off/remove it on all of my phones/laptops/tablets every time it gets mysteriously turned back on or reinstalled with an update.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 04/08/2026
It is no longer Morbin' time :(
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Novowels @novowels.com · 04/08/2026
Sad there is no Mr Fixit color, but Orange Hulk is a nice reference!
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Novowels @novowels.com · 01/08/2026
The Conspiracy Industrial Complex needs a scapegoat for the Trump administration failures on covid and for an excuse to why he didn't win vs Biden -- and Fauci was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 01/08/2026
Just sayin
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Novowels @novowels.com · 01/08/2026
Glinner is like all the people featured on the Dollop podcast who invented something or did something cool for worker's rights and then they drop the "also he was a huge racist that dedicated his life and fortune to keeping black people from being able to go to college, here are 5 horrific quotes.."
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Dr Kate Fitzgerald @katefitzgerald.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This thing wearing sword-shaped stilettos just stepped on me and blasted my face with a hairspray flamethrower while a giant purple octopus stole all my money.
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Final Fantasy VI But its the 80's (Metal / Rock/ Synthwave)
YouTube video by Vibes Of Fantasy
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David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Of course I drew Jimothy. Jimothy is my state's new cryptid.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 29/07/2026
4.8 Wooden Oath Betrayal Horses out of 5 Second best man to pig transformation scene in cinema history.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 28/07/2026
Ok, Odyssey time. 📽
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Novowels @novowels.com · 27/07/2026
💀
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Novowels @novowels.com · 24/07/2026
The only Scrooge I want more of is McDuck
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Novowels @novowels.com · 21/07/2026
Spoiling the end of #Doomsday:
A comic book page showing Luke Cage hunting down and attacking Dr. Doom because Doom owed him $200
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Novowels @novowels.com · 16/07/2026
If the Prequels came out today, you would not be able to convince me that it wasn't AI slop.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 15/07/2026
Mildly interesting: I go by "Novowels" on the internet and sometimes shorten it to "Novo." Recently, some spammers have been addressing me as "wels" or "Mr. Wels" presumably because the AI writing their spam email has identified my name as "Novo Wels."
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Novowels @novowels.com · 13/07/2026
Sci-fi story where we find out that Mars is actually a post-apocalyptic Earth transposed in time would go kinda hard, ngl
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Novowels @novowels.com · 13/07/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 10/07/2026
"Jesus wasn'y gay, he had cum gutters" is a wild-ass take
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Novowels @novowels.com · 09/07/2026
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Laszlo's Bat Transformation
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Novowels @novowels.com · 09/07/2026
I spoke to Mitch McConnel for 20 minutes today....
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Novowels @novowels.com · 08/07/2026
A turtle did NOT make it to the water... #Warcraft
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Mom @milph.mom · 01/07/2026
Immortal life advice
Keep circulating the tapes
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
share holders
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