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A Jem & The Holograms marathon happened on my birthday once. | He / They | Formerly cardboardlawyer www.youtube.com/c/Zachawry

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Zach @zachawry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Living sitch is still bonkers, but there is hopefully a road to getting it mended a bit in the near future. I plan to at least get one indie horror video out this month if it kills me. I really hope next year can be an all year horror spree to make up for lost time.
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Zach @zachawry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Meant to call someone a loveable scamp and accidentally called them a loveable skank. I refused to correct myself.
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Zach @zachawry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I made an owl friend the other week. Lil dude just perches on my window and sounds not pleased until I open the window and hang with him. Dude, I can't be up at 3am everyday, chill
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Zach @zachawry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey everyone, I didn't die! Couldn't access my account because I ain't giving out the info they want to not be in France or whatever, which I TOTALLY am in France or whatever. Still won't be very active, but I'll try to at least get out a couple Hallet's Playoween videos this year.
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Golden State Worrier @cheesegod.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You thought regular 9/11 was bad?
A truck that says “poop911.com”
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mads 🐼 @smadseli.northsky.social · 09/07/2026
if I speak….
Post by tumblr user anarchopuppy. She has a princess peach (I think) profile picture. The post reads “sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it”
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
sarah connor cleaning an assault rifle while smoking a cigarette. she is really fucking shredded and wearing a tank top
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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piper 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @velvetxero.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
good morning
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Zach @zachawry.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's warm. It's wet. It's wild. Ladies, gentlemen, and kind people of all flavors, may I introduce: Soup
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columbo out of touch thursday @ootcolumbo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
we made it to another thursday!
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Zach @zachawry.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Come to the horrifying realization that now (most of) my insomnia issues are done and dusted, that I might be one of those despicable abominations known as: a morning person
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Zach @zachawry.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Teaching each dog half of the recipe for the philosopher's stone to see whether they use it for the benefit of all dogkind, use it to destroy mankind, battle each other to keep the forbidden magicks to themselves, or continue to bark at the bunnies in the backyard
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/07/2026
sovereign citizen shit doesn't work in court but I think it could work on a genie
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Zach @zachawry.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If you for some reason see me doing this dance because my nieces demanded they record me dancing: 1) No you didn't 2) One covers this, but don't tell me you did youtu.be/5LBzcXCl-uE
youtu.be
The Panic Dance
YouTube video by Kiku
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
yeah man
a deltarune redraw of that one edit of the "You've Got To Be Kidding!" Arthur thing where Binky is sleeping with Arthur's mom. If you know, you know. Anyways Kris is saying The Problem: Sans bathed with my mother, and now they're sleeping together too. It's making my dad mad and makes me uncomfortable too. Susie, where Francine would be, says "everyone has a right to sleeping your mom, dude. HA gottem" Ralsei, where Muffy would be, says "This sounds like an issue that you should arrange a serious discussion with your mother about." Sans, where Binky would be, says "don't make me say it, champ". Asgore, where Arthur's dad would be, says "TIP: I am so fucking mad"
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Zach @zachawry.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Do you have to get the photos from the camera obscura developed or is it like a polaroid deal? How many cops are gonna question you if they see all of the ghosts in anguish?
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Zach @zachawry.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Dropped off food for my nieces and immediately had to come back because my sister was like hey this is great can you make me some too Coulda just made it all at once
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Da Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 07/07/2026
mods are asleep, tuck them in
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gatekid3 @gatekid3.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Delta-ing my rune.
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Zach @zachawry.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The egg varieties in Banjo-Tooie was just Jamjars offloading munitions he stole after his dishonorable discharge to give the prosecution less evidence during his court martial
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Zach @zachawry.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Started drinking dish soap so my bathroom byproducts are squeaky clean instead of gnarly to the max. The ER doctor's recommendation is euthanasia
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You telling me a bi bimmed this bap
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The router is not functioning.
painting of a cat entering an apartment with a baseball bat and destroying the wifi
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samo 🎭 @citrusam.com · 11/03/2025
movie night at the house
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Turns out the secret to the problem of not having any exclusive games to attract new customers is get rid of the studios that were making you exclusive games.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 05/07/2026
alfred to bruce wayne:
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
i get why the blair witch did all that stuff. i would too
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Zach @zachawry.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
New friend at this house party
A brown dog chilling on a brown couch
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Doc Gilgamesh @docgilgamesh.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Looking at big titty anime women with American flag bikinis on the bus and visibly shaking my head to show I don't agree with American Imperialism
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Goober but SPOOKY @ckisser.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The KawKaws feel like Pikmin enemies
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Kawkaw Deltarune
Alt: Kawkaw Deltarune
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"who would win in a fight!!!!!!" debaters are never willing to humor the interesting narrative questions like "what if Goku had really bad stomach problems and had to shit or something," the way Toriyama himself was constantly doing, which is why he was a genius and they aren't
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Zach @zachawry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Took an ill-advised 6 hour nap and this pretty girl is here now, I guess
A grey and light brown terrier mix dog
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Lina "play HEX POP" rabbitlegs @rabbitlegs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Child of Magic
Drawing of Ralsei, a goat boy from Deltarune, dessed in a magician's outfit patterned after Trucy Wright from Ace Attorney.
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Zach @zachawry.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Had to go to a stupid 4th of July parade because my nephew was supposed to be in it with the Fire Department Museum he volunteers at. I had such a dark hope Garf would pop
A Garfield parade balloonA Garfield parade balloon
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/06/2026
Y'all think it's hot today wait til you go to hell for using your engineering degree to work for a defense contractor
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ko-fi Headshot Commission Columbo for @objelisks.space
Drawing of Columbo from Columbo
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I hate when I complain about the heat and someone says "aren't you from Texas?" uh yeah, that's how I know it fucking sucks. i'm an expert
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Clord TC, illustration creaturo @clordtc.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sure, the minions didn't work for Hitler, but you know who they DID work for?
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Lumi 🐻‍❄️ @lumi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Zach @zachawry.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'd been craving them for months, and my mom treated me to oysters as a late birthday gift. Good as hell
A dozen raw oysters on the half shell
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𝖏𝖆𝖘 @vores.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 03/07/2026
You can also fall down the stairs over and over again for fun
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What are your guys thoughts on using Al to dub undubbed Gundam Anime ???
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GUNDAM Reconguista in G
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Colonel Campbel and Snake communicating through the codec in the original METAL GEAR SOLID.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit
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Matt Miller @mattmiller.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“everyone is 12” theory original post
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DomTheBomb @domthebombyt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
PlayStation Vs Xbox in 2026 summed up
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mini‼️ @ministarfruit.itch.io · 19/03/2026
I love this text post so I drew it
Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get:  #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out:  Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.
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