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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Can you lift Mjolnir with your butt cheeks #AreTheyWorthy

Joe Creighton 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @notjoecreighton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Burn the barn down boys. That’ll take care of those pesky Bs #GoJetsGo

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Joe Creighton 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @notjoecreighton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Watching the field behind the plow turn to straight, dark rows (while I grill up some chicken)

A view from my deck: a bbq grill is in the foreground to the right side; past the deck is a freshly mowed lawn and a gravel driveway; beyond it, a harvested field being fall tilled by a tractor

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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/09/2026

did you know this is what canada geese look like under their feathers

a sticker of an anatomically correct canada goose, nipples and all, yelling in front of a canadian flag

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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻

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Joe Creighton 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @notjoecreighton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is the paper you’re looking for: A Force suggestion to occupy your time while the heroes sneak past you.

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Joe Creighton 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @notjoecreighton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Happy autumnal #equinox to those who orbit the sun with me! Taken 19:25 22 Sep 2026

The setting sun casts a red-orange glow into the sky as it peeks just above the horizon and aligned with a rural road that runs east-west (our vanishing point in the center of the frame). To the left of the road are wood (H-frame with cross bracing) poles carrying its power lines into the distance

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

emma frost: EmmaFrost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?

miss piggy: But of course, darling. I am an open book, a tell-all memoir.

Emma Frost reads Miss Piggy's mind, a phantasmagoria of Miss Piggy's greatest hits in the Muppet-verse.

Wolverine: Forst? She legit?

Emma: She's ...she's ...she's everything. And I would die for her.

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Joe Creighton 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @notjoecreighton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Wordle 1,919 2/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Coasting on this high for a few days

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Joe Creighton 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @notjoecreighton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hoping “Stuart Fails to Save the Universe” is a worthwhile quick-binge because I just pushed play.

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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

mmygod

the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post

today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"

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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 18/09/2026

It's happening again

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is the most masculine video on the internet right now

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

So thoughtful of your parents to put together their very own fall tv preview! Read it here: www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...

Shouts & Murmurs
Your Parents’ Fall TV Preview
By Josh Gondelman
Published 9/17/2026

A photo of an older white couple sitting on a couch watching tv.

“North of South of the Border” on Paramount+

Welcome to El Paso, where men are men and women are cast mostly in nonspeaking roles. Taylor Sheridan’s latest drama stars Mel Gibson as a Border Patrol agent who feels conflicted about his work because his bosses won’t let him arbitrarily deport Jews and Greek people. Sheridan’s shows currently take up so much of Paramount’s programming that there isn’t enough time in the day to air “North of South of the Border” as its own hour-long drama. It appears exclusively in snippets on television sets that characters are watching within the show “Landman,” which your parents refer to as “Yellowstone.”

“Tendershire Farms” (Season 18) on BritBox
Maude Tendershire (Olivia Gingerbottom) works as the caretaker for her family’s historic chamomile farm. That’s about it. The show is so cozy and soothing that the actors frequently fell asleep during takes and can be spotted snoozing in the background. This season, low-jinx ensue after Lord Gilderoy (Hankleton Dunderthorpe III) stops by for a visit, but he’s already eaten so he doesn’t stay for tea. A lamb wanders off but soon returns. And for one entire episode, a gentle breeze rustles the branches of a weeping willow tree as an inaudible conversation takes place nearby.

“Dr. Shaft, M.D.” on Fox
An underground facility known as Drive Shaft, Maryland, is home to the Washington, D.C. metro area’s most cutthroat drag-racing scene—and there’s a new driver tearing up the quarter-mile track. Other gearheads know him as Smooth J., but at his day job, at the Foggy Bottom Urology Clinic, Jason Shafterton goes by Dr. Shaft. Will his addiction to fast driving undermine his commitment to providing affordable penile health care to residents of our nation’s capital? Only time will tell. Your parents really aren’t that interested in the racing scenes or, frankly, the medical stuff. But your mom refuses to miss an episode because the show stars Daveed Diggs from the original cast of “Hamilton.”

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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 16/09/2026

I told off several author scammers and now they're all in my inbox asking what red flags in their messages made me "think" they were scammers. Bro, the Road Runner don't give the Coyote classes on how to hide his birdsees traps better.

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026

True story.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

spirit halloween is JOINING the ed sheeran tour

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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is just a spectacular unintentional self-own

Dude on Threads: If you hate on ai, you better be pretty damn good at whatever you're doing

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.

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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026

Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).

A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.

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Konner Knudsen @penzerker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Werner Herzog's scathing quote about Ai is what I needed this morning.

Werner Herzog response to a question about ai

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Joe Creighton 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @notjoecreighton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Semi in front of me lifted a mattress off the highway median and threw into the air in front of my car. I am the One (who dodged a mattress)

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Neo's Iconic Bullet Dodge - The Matrix

Alt: Neo's Iconic Bullet Dodge - The Matrix

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie

Donald Trump posts an image on his Truth Social account. It shows a new uniform for US Space Force members, comprising of an all-black outfit with knee-high black leather boots, black cap, and minimalist looking suit.

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Joe Creighton 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @notjoecreighton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Last Le Burger Week run into the city! (The first time spicy *meant* something — and the chips were home made!) (Don’t know why but I love pineapple in a burger) (Supper is canceled)

Headingley Grill Restaurant and Catering
The "Spicy Spaniard"

A little Spanish flair, a lot of burger goodness. This 8 oz C.A.B. chuck patty gets dressed up with melty Manchego cheese, chorizo salami & bacon, then finished with a drizzle of habanero pepper mayo for a little heat. Add a fresh tomato slice, crisp lettuce, on a buttered Brioche Bun and top it all off with a Spanish olive because... obviously.
Served alongside a pile of fresh-fried seasoned chips, because no burger fiesta is complete without chips!

The same burger cut in half to reveal the tasty inside

Thirsty Lion Tavern
Alona Burger
Chef: Erika Espinoza

A juicy house made burger patty topped with savoury ham, grilled pineapple slices, lettuce, cheese and our sweet tangy sauce and served with your choice of side (in our case, Caesar salad)

The burger has a grilled pineapple slice atop while a tiny Hawaiian umbrella is skewered through it all

The same burger cut in half to reveal the high and juicy innards

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Joe Creighton 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @notjoecreighton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Le Burger Week (our first ones this year!) 8 Ball (Mrs C won 5-3!) Rumors Comedy (late night drinks and snacks!) #DateNight

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from

A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)

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Joe Creighton 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @notjoecreighton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This prairie Canadian is very confused. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

Your dialect map (a heat map of the continental USA with reddest areas along the west coast and northeast and the bluest areas in the southeast)

You talk most like someone from New York - about 52% of your answers match a typical resident.
MYDIALECT - STANDARD

Cities most & least like you
Interpolated from the nearest survey responses.
MOST SIMILAR
1. Seattle, WA (51%)
2. Portland, OR (51%)
3. San Francisco, CA
(51%)
LEAST SIMILAR
1. New Orleans, LA
(42%)
2. Houston, TX (43%)
3. Atlanta, GA (44%)

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Joe Creighton 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @notjoecreighton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A is for… Axiom, jewel of the Buy-n-Large fleet #Wall-E #Shiptember

An ink drawing of the Axiom. Above a horizontal dividing line, the ship has smooth sloping lines and recessed dark areas with many white windows for its passengers; below, the leading edge is reminiscent of a ship’s bow, but behind that is the blockier superstructure with a few antennae

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Joe Creighton 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @notjoecreighton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Oops I totally missed the start of #Shiptember Time to haul out the cookie/doodle tin!

A Cadbury Collection cookie tin with its lid set aside: within are black ink brushes, coloured Sharpies, coloured ink marker pens; outside are Coptic markers, grey-toned ink brushes, and drafting templates for drawing spheres and ovals.

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Joe Creighton 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @notjoecreighton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My man looks like Mark McKinney playing a government doofus on SNL

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Joe Creighton 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @notjoecreighton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Bombers dominate! What a game! #ForTheW The best part? How every TSN analyst’s prediction was wrong. 😂

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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 28/08/2026

Posts are now yalls

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Same, son

little league kid says dream job is retirement

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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026

We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)

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Joe Creighton 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @notjoecreighton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Made my annual Wikipedia donation because it must live past AI-tainted facts and slop.

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