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Joshua

@rise0522.bsky.social
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I curse a lot lately, I post some heavy stuff. I am a flawed human being.

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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For my gaming nerds out there, I'm super curious how this Fallout New Vegas remaster will go. Obsidian is working on a new Fallout game, not this one, was eaten by Bethesda just recently, we don't know what engine it will use and there are doubts about the existing source code and technical prowess.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NPR is *so* liberal, they're helping platform Tucker fucking Carlson as the Nazi grifter tries to rehab his image to braindead morons. Please burn every fucking media company to the ground.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Of course it went well for Mamdani meeting Trump again. I don't know exactly how he converses with him but it's been the same outcome every time, he plays Trump like a fiddle. It's honestly kind of wild, he gets the same reaction that dictators, butchers and war criminals do, except he's a good guy.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fuck Ed Sheeran. Bitch-ass milquetoast motherfucking piece of shit.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We in America largely don't even achieve slacktivism. People will side with comfortable corruption over resistance or change that makes them even slightly uncomfortable or requires any effort. If they won't even vote with their dollars, they sure as shit aren't going to rise up or cause trouble.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Breaking News: McConnell next vegetable due for recall accounces Diamantas.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I, for one, am grateful everyday that our system of checks and balances works so well. So fucking well. So well it's almost invisible. Like it DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trump: Cheat like hell! Republicans: He didn't mean what he said (9,999th time). The Media: Democrats today accusing the President of trying to influence the midterm elections. Democrats: We need to lower the temperature. Actual Americans: I'm either moving or setting shit on fire. Fuck alllll this.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trump has only 3 voting bases with lots of overlap. 1. Very high wealth 2. Men who want to return to when only land-owning white men could vote and had non-white slaves and women had little to no rights, and 3. *Extremely* stupid non-rich, non-white, non-men.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't know my ass from a hole in the ground about AEW but I'll be damned if the Rebel Heart and Andy WIlliams moments didn't move me to tears.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For the rest of your entire life, when someone doesn't understand why we need to be able to recall politicians *during* their terms, you just say, "Fetterman".
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A wide, rectangular image split into two halves, one on the left and one on the right. The left half has a caption in the upper right that reads, "Microslop (To Gamers)". The image shows the CEO of Microsoft Satya Nadella looking a bit smug. There is a black text block in the bottom right with white text which reads "Well yes, we did destroy PC hardware but you can always rent computers and game on the cloud.". The right half has a caption in the upper left that reads, "XBOX (To Cloud Gamers)". The image shows the character Pinhead from the Hellraiser movie franchise. There is a black text block in the bottom left with white text which reads "What you think of as pain is only a shadow. Pain has a face. Allow me to show it to you.".
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mark Walter and Magic Johnson fucked around and Pablo Torre is finding out. I would never want to be on the business end of that investigative team.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is the future they want with AI destroying the value proposition for building your own computers. Everything, literally everything tied to gaming becomes paid rental services. We are truly lucky that AI will fail. youtu.be/9D96HMAKsKQ
youtu.be
And Now Microsoft Just Ruined Xbox
YouTube video by SAMTIME
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Texans will vote for Paxton over a White Christian family man with no criminal record and tell you they aren't in a cult.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ya'll. Getting a lifelong smoker to vape can be crazy difficult. Side note, trying to get a pan-spectrum addict to vape different, cheaper things can also be crazy difficult.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wait, for a non-white name/skin color is it now just a 2-hop trip (Laura Loomer -> Natalie Harp) to get them thrown in a concentration camp?
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I can promise you this, if we don't get out and vote and take the House and Senate back, there is a 100% chance that the American taxpayer will eat the losses of the AI crash when we are already an insolvent country. Catastrophe. The real struggle will be forcing Democrats to not do the same.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
AI has never been so stretched and leveraged in a desperate attempt to pass the tipping point of profitability before the bubble pops. It won't work, because it can't. youtu.be/NufJ7g63KSY
youtu.be
Why Wall Street is Ignoring Big Tech's Debt
YouTube video by Patrick Boyle
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It's the strangest thing, it's like if the government refuses to remove the person causing all the fucking problems, that person will simply continue to infinitely cause problems. I blame the founding fathers.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Man, I do not enjoy throwaway posts blowing up. People really do take stuff seriously, especially the sports ball.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm just grateful that when I'm gunned down in the street by a member of the US military, at least I know they will be starving because for whatever reason their payment in Trump coin hasn't arrived yet. so thxful rn fr fr
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Got a 44oz smoothie with espresso. Was not expecting much coffee, being a smoothie and all. It was freaking swimming in espresso. Hope I can sleep.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
No matter the distance, no matter if she's asleep, the crinkly bag - crunchy things inspector will always show up within seconds to ensure food safety. It's a real shame how clumsy I am.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Fuck Nvidia, fuck Intel, fuck AMD, fuck Micron, fuck Samsung, fuck SK Hynix.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Was listening to DeMaurice Smith on Pablo Torre and it reminded me of something and also of Fox News. We're thinking about this all wrong, we don't have a government, we have the Federal Entertainment Agency, all else has been dissolved quietly in the background. Entertainment has no rules.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ended up buying a brand new car, had been researching 1 and 2 year old CPOs before I did that. Realized today the car was shrinkflated. The literal luxury features of the trim have been removed since 2024. Fantastic. So happy. Absolutely worth the suffering and money. Watch your asses out there.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Explosive diarrhea making a comeback? Well well well, some of my co-workers are going to feel right at home.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Who wants to bet that concealing the death of Mitch until it's too late for the special election is 100% legal, like every single other honor-system thing that everybody thought was a law. Well, the laws don't get enforced either if we're being honest.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Well Platner would *definitely* beat Collins now if he ran as Republican.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Supposing that McConnell is in a coma, they will take him off life support the day he is no longer useful to them but only then.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy out of the frying pan, into the fire day to all who celebrate.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Tom Kean absolutely did not have depression. As if the fucking cavemen in the GOP would even allow him to keep his seat for admitting if he actually had that.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
In the scenario where Centrist/AIPAC Dems retake the white house, at least we get to watch them flabbergasted, flummoxed when the GOP immediately files lawsuits and SCOTUS reverses every single executive power decision it made.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Katie Phang out here putting the work in.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Oh my sweet lord, when Drumpf dies they are simply going to cover him with a tarp and pay the Iranians to AI voice him.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I need people to prepare for the simple fact that Drumpf will likely die or become entirely incoherent before even facing any convictions and even if that weren't the case, they will immediately use all the medical evidence they are concealing to make sure he never sees a day in prison.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Just burned by the third dealership in a row. This time so bad I had to report it to corporate and I lost money. Weeeeee!
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Currently writhing and burning in the hell of trying to buy a used car. "How much do you want to pay?" Listen here dipshit, I have financing. Drop the MSRP to X including fees, assuming TT&L of Y OTD is Z with CPO, no GAP. Fucking yes or fucking no.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
America so loved the boyish, bloviated antics of Donald Drumpf that they voted him in, twice. The second time, in unprecedented, hidden synchronicity, America itself also grabbed a woman by her box. Her name is Pandora.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I would enjoy one single day on Bluesky without 20 stories of deceased dogs and cats.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
We have always been at war with Iran.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If it wasn't obvious enough before, if the media had never capitulated to fuckface in the first place, things would have gone much, much differently. Even if everything else had been the same, the media could have beaten him into a fucking corner, kept his message small and labeled as horseshit.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hey I am not saying this to hate on anyone or tell someone how to grieve, but if your beloved animal passes away, maybe we could add #RainbowBridge so it's filterable. I love my dog and sometimes it really bothers me to see all these other animals passing away. Just a suggestion.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
With all the additional shit people are going to have to go through at the NBA Finals, I know, I just know, that New Yorkers are going to boo that pedophile klan motherfucker so hard and so long it will register on goddamn seismographs. Talking about picking the exact wrong people to fuck with.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Talked to someone today who believes Trump is going to pull a genius move and cut the deficit in half, something to do with crypto. Iran is a smokescreen for 4D chess. Musk is a genius who has delivered on every promise he's made. Why yes, he is a christian millionaire.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Anthropic: Stop! Everybody stop! We have to pause development, we're almost at the tipping point that will end mankind!! But uh, if anyone develops anything better than us we will release our shit, no matter how dangerous.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Amazing!
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The Year is 2037. Donald Trump, long deceased King of the United States of Trump, announced today that negotiations with Iran have broken down again over the weekend. The DOW plunged to -35,000 from it's weekend high of 245,000, prompting members of the Jesus party to toss poors into a volcano.
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Joshua @rise0522.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Breaking News: White House installing Palantir-powered high zoom cameras to magnify Drumpf's tiny, bruised hands when he gives the "thumbs up/thumbs down" sign at the upcoming gladiator matches. Kalshi odds that he will use them correctly trending at 0.00000001%.
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