Tariq Moustapha @thetariqm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026We've been trying to reach you about your cat's extended warranty. 130 0
redwingfaninca.bsky.social @redwingfaninca.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I’m pretty sure I got her when I called Xfinity customer support 120 0
Lori Jaye 🪶🐈⬛🇬🇱🥄 @kittypurr1.bsky.social · 15/06/2026"Please hold, someone will be with you shortly after nap time" 130 0
Endicott Author @endicottroad.bsky.social · 15/06/2026And there are hundreds of calls on hold but, like a cat, they're all being ingored. 170 0
drbeedee.bsky.social @drbeedee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026quick i think this cat has a career in advertising with Telecom!!! 020 0
Flemming Leer Jakobsen 🇩🇰🇺🇳🇳🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸 @flemmingleer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Oh 😳😂 Good morning, Jasmine 😊 Did you sleep well? 😴static.klipy.comMonday Happy MondayALT: Monday Happy Monday 110 0
Keriezy @keriezy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Yes, I can help you with that. First, is it plugged in? Can you follow the cord to the wall? 120 0
Aaron Cook @aaronccook.bsky.social · 16/06/2026"Corporate accounts payable this is Catina speaking, just a moment"! 120 0
ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 15/06/20261. Hello tech support 2. Uh huh, right 3. Okay I'm going to run you through a few steps to see if we can get that resolved for you 4. Firstly, have you tried knocking it off the table? 3692 0
Rosecrucian Roeth @rosecrucian.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Hello, hello, may I help you? (in Ruth Buzzi's operator voice) 🤣🤣🤣🤣 010 0
IntroVertebrat (Linda Lou) @introvertebrae.bsky.social · 15/06/2026My brain went to “oxford comma cat”. 030 0
gothmama.bsky.social @gothmama.bsky.social · 15/06/2026*Have you tried barfing up a hairball in the servants shoes?* 110 0
ZachsMind @zachsmind.bsky.social · 15/06/2026"Thank you for calling The Center. I'll be your cat, today. How may we assist you? Yes catnip is perfectly safe for your friend and only illegal in a few states. Oh your friend is a dog? I'm sorry but for dog advice you need to dial 6947. Of course I'll be happy to connect you. Have a meow day." 1112 0
Julie Zimmer @jzimmer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Anyone old enough to remember Ruth Buzzi in the 1967-1973 Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In show? One-Ringy-Dingy, Two-Ringy-Dingy, snort, snort...😂 220 0
Kathy Jones @1momkat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Dialogue with cartoon: You called, yes, it's broken, yes, have you tried pushing it off to the floor 110 0
FryaDuck @fryaduck.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I don't know how you got your cat to wear a headset with mic 110 0
Darkxaur @darkxaur.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Scout cat confirmed.static.klipy.comTF2 Scout Says 'Oh Man Thats Beautiful'ALT: TF2 Scout Says 'Oh Man Thats Beautiful' 020 0
ephemera251.bsky.social @ephemera251.bsky.social · 15/06/2026She’s been trying to reach you about your car warranty. 110 0
iankonen.bsky.social @iankonen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking….JUST a moment. 110 0
Prdnme @prdnme.bsky.social · 15/06/2026And for the antique crowd who love Lily- One ringy dingy, two ringy dingy 110 0
speedolini5.bsky.social @speedolini5.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Good morning, Air Traffic Control- requesting a flyby. 130 0
Strahimir @strahimir.bsky.social · 15/06/2026"Cat call center, how may I help you?" "Hmm...hmm...I see..." "So your hooman is paying more attention to their magic rectangle instead of you? How terrible..." "Have you tried chewing the cord they like to attach to their magic rectangle?" 110 0
Dr. Nguyen Van Thoc @drnguyenvanthoc.bsky.social · 15/06/2026This is the Mike Fiers facial hair 110 0
Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Please stay on the line. Your call is completely unimportant to us. 040 0
Pete Hegseth’s Mom @teenge-dinosaur.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I should really apologize ... but it was COX internet ... 😡 010 0
rhodyexpat.bsky.social @rhodyexpat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Now THIS is a face!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 020 0
gamercat365.bsky.social @gamercat365.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Very unique look and adorable, Sox approves 120 0
Mr. Snarky Pantalones @mrsnarkypantalones.bsky.social · 15/06/2026One ringy-dingy, two-ringy dingies. Gotta be old as dirt like me to get this reference. 160 0
There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 15/06/2026And how long since you were last fed?… 37 seconds?!?! You’ll starve!!! Let me just put you on hold for a moment… Hi. Thanks for waiting. RSPCA won’t intervene: apparently it’s not neglect unless it’s like 3 whole days… Sorry, nope; you’re dead. RIP lol… 180 0
KellybeeHTX @kellybeehtx.bsky.social · 15/06/2026"Sir, let me put you on a brief hold while I lick my fur for no particular reason...." 1130 0
willfulchipmunk.bsky.social @willfulchipmunk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Wow, so very interesting markings! Makes me want to adopt a "painted cat". 010 0
Just Irene @diamondjackie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Judy the Time-Life operator is waiting for your call! 020 0
Peggy from PA @peggyfrompa.bsky.social · 15/06/2026static.klipy.comHappy Cat YawningALT: Happy Cat Yawning 030 0
straightarrow67.bsky.social @straightarrow67.bsky.social · 15/06/2026"corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking.. Just a moment" 110 0
Z_G 🇺🇦 @zeesandgees.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Hello, welcome to cat call center. Your call is of great annoyance to me. We have customer service members available to talk to you right now, but we're going to put you on hold for 2 hours anyways because we think that's funny. F U for calling. 000 0
The Stranger @andy-nonimous.bsky.social · 15/06/2026"Sir, I have information that your car warranty is about to expire. For full coverage, we'll need you to place four rotisserie chickens on your front porch between six and ten PM." 1191 0
Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 17/06/2026‘Have you tried switching it off then on again?’ 110 0
0x416e6479.bsky.social @0x416e6479.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I would listen to 20 minutes of hold music to speak with that cat. 150 0
Blue because @bluemeuninck.bsky.social · 16/06/2026“Hello.” Is this the party with whom I’m speaking?” 🤣🤣🤣 020 0
M3chaV1iking 🛠️ @m3chav1king.bsky.social · 16/06/2026meow. meow meow. meow meow meow. *yawn* meow meow meow. 010 0
startledsquirrel.bsky.social @startledsquirrel.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Miss Jackson if you’re nasty. 0100 0
Jessica Knaak @stormcat3.bsky.social · 15/06/2026"Have you tried sleeping on the keyboard for an hour or two?" 150 0
danielrlevy🎹 @danielrlevy88.bsky.social · 15/06/2026"Hello, this is Meow Services. How can I help you?" "Woof?" 120 0
Fit truck Dad 🫘 @fitcryptodad.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Superstar! What a cutey! 1 in a million 🥰static.klipy.comSuperstar Molly and Shannon Dancing EnergeticallyALT: Superstar Molly and Shannon Dancing Energetically 110 0
azurskee.bsky.social @azurskee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026….how impressive, he has his own mic and headset…DJ ready… 010 0
Dobri @dobrithegoodboy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I saw SCUBA cat. Either way. Cat is ready at all times. Excellent use of contrast. 11/10 kitteh 110 0
sheltomsrevenge.bsky.social @sheltomsrevenge.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Stacey from HR needs a word with you 🤭 010 0
copperside.bsky.social @copperside.bsky.social · 16/06/2026He looks like he has a cat on his head. 010 0
missdeemeanor.bsky.social @missdeemeanor.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Nobody does it like maybelline! Beautiful baby 010 0
Bunnyman @kuromaku.com · 15/06/2026This is Galatica Command to Viper Spacecraft .. you may launch when ready 160 0
nowuvdunnit.bsky.social @nowuvdunnit.bsky.social · 15/06/2026This is Major Tom to ground control 040 0
🥒🐸🌮🦋 Anemia B @anemiab.bsky.social · 15/06/2026The person is asking the kitty "Can you help meowt?" 010 0
InsaneChihuahua @insanechihuahua.bsky.social · 15/06/2026"Hello, Cat Call Center." "Hi, my human is three minutes late with my dinner." "Have you tried crying about it?" "Yes, but they're busy doing some dumb human stuff." "OMG." "OMG." 110 0
whatinna-catshair.bsky.social @whatinna-catshair.bsky.social · 15/06/2026To reset your password the sequence is 2 quick swats with your right paw followed by a wide back & forth sweep of your tail…oh I’m sorry you said deactivate your account - you knock over the coffee cup closest to the counter edge and slowly flick the tip of your tail in a I-don’t-give-a-shit-manner 110 0
Jay-Ray @jay-ray.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I was thinking “beer helmet”static.klipy.comBubble Bass Drinking Soda with HelmetALT: Bubble Bass Drinking Soda with Helmet 110 0
Just Sherry 🐴 🇺🇸💙🦋 @tooie50.bsky.social · 15/06/2026You sure this cat isn't a telemarketer? Looks like a permanent face phone to me. Just kidding! Little one is adorable 😍 010 0
Moderately-sized Cheese @mcbrie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Your call is very important to us ... >phone drops off side of table< purrrrr purrrrrr 140 0
Christine @wehaverights.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Look at that adorable, unique, one of a kind face!! What a sweetie ❤️❤️❤️ 010 0
BEAR @bears-1.bsky.social · 15/06/2026He looks like hes talking into a mouthpiece...thats awesome lol 010 0
pinay-power.bsky.social @pinay-power.bsky.social · 15/06/2026“One ringy-dingy. Two ringy-dingys. Is this the party to whom I’m speaking?” 020 0
Duncan Cover @lakewoodohguy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I thought maybe it was the beer hat with a straw cat 020 0
Carpe Derpum @carpederpum.bsky.social · 15/06/2026CALLER: HELLO, SUPPORT? CAT SUPPORT TECHNICIAN: CALLER: HELLO? CAT SUPPORT TECHNICIAN: CALLER: HELLO? IS THERE ANYONE THERE? CAT SUPPORT TECHNICIAN: CALLER: HELLO? CAN YOU HEAR ME? CAT SUPPORT TECHNICIAN: CALLER: IS THERE ANYBODY THERE? CAN YOU HEAR ME? CAT SUPPORT TECHNICIAN: 110 0
