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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1h

When write my supposed humour it includes Irony, Parody and exaggeration and I’m genetically Scottish. That makes me a Saltireist.

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 6h

Wales have got a canny band at the game tonight. I just can’t get enough.

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 15h

Whoopie! I’ve got a Matilda tank arriving today! 1/76 scale though. No room for a proper one although it would look pretty cool in my garden or driving to Tooting come the Glorious day.

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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hammering it into an open goal like Jude Bellingham against a team of 12-year-olds.

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 21h

It’s absolutely 100% sure they accept it because the alternative is importing 1m foreigners a year into the workforce and some of them might be brown because the birthrate is plummeting every year. Obviously. Give it 3 more years (after the election) and it will be 69. ‘Stop the browns!’

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Not a good day out for the Croatian kids today. You have to feel for them. The chances England had it could have been worse! #CROENG

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oooooooh, Repair shop Gannin te Alnwick, with nee subtitles ! Wot with the Lad having a canny accent mind!

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sue Ellen HAD to say the most discriminated against people are the White English. It’s a contractual obligation. I utterly deplore that. #BBCQT

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Bruce having to yet again point out that the Audience isn’t JUST Labour voters. Every time these Reform people try that one on. Pathetic. #BBCQT

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Bruce looking dumbfounded as the Tory tries to wriggle out of the early release situation. ‘We added 14,000 places’ ‘But it was only 500 net’ ‘Well yes but that was Covid!’ We had Covid for 14 years it seems.

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Cruella drops the absolute biggest lie in Question time history. ‘My parents were made welcome when they came here’ Like fuck they were.

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This audience in Tottenham (my old stomping ground) is pretty right on! Love it! Obviously there will be Reform voters there but they’re very quiet. In my time there Tories were very thin on the ground indeed. Bernie Montgomery Grant was still the MP then. Yes, named after the General. #BBCQT

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Braverman is a Cunt, ‘Why are we giving immigrants benefits?’ Cunt Always go as low as you can eh? Get the dog whistle out as often as possible. #BBCQT

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The far right are back on the making up false flags routine as they get hammered by the public backlash over their hero Tommo. They’re circulating a photo of Illegals arriving with luggage and getting on a coach in Lisburn. Trouble is it’s from 2 years ago and it’s an orchestra from India.

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The tune from last night’s ITV coverage of #ENGCZE I love the song anyway, particularly the acoustic version, but these lads really knock it out of the park m.youtube.com/watch?v=nVNA...

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Gipsy Kings - Hotel California (Spanish Mix) (Audio)

YouTube video by gipsykingsVEVO

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Great article this. Me and the bairns went to all 3 of these Vase Finals, the 6-1 victory was particularly good. Back then it was the only chance any North East club had of winning a cup. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

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Whitley Bay: The part-timers who won a record three Wembley finals in a row

You probably knew Pep Guardiola's Manchester City won four League Cups on the bounce between 2018 and 2021 – but another side did the silverware hat-trick first.

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

On the day Tiny Tears Tommo is kept behind bars to protect are Wimmin (his wife primarily), 5 not brown at all Terrorists who aren’t Terrorists are released the news for the low IQ Fash gets even better: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Nowak killer Vickrum Digwa given leave to appeal against sentence

The Court of Appeal will decide in November whether to reduce or lengthen the 21-year minimum term.

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There’s a photoshopped version of this photo showing these white men replacing them with Black and Brown men. Guess who is forwarding it? ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard...

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Surprise surprise, Katie Hopkins has come out from under her rock to side with Spode. Well colour me pink and call me Susan.

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

BBC News at 6 reported the 3 vans at Fairford contained ‘an accelerant’ namely Petrol. Come on! You’re SO close now.

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Started watching Sharon Graham screeching at the Conference. Jesus Christ. Fast forwarded.

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh dear. Some absolute plank crying over his beloved Tommo reckons he can’t appeal to the ECHR because White people can’t. That’s the EUROPEAN Court. For European countries and citizens within. I’ve asked if we are the only White country in Europe. This is their level .

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well after that speech I got a bit emotional I have to say. Same with Statmer’s last year. Proper oratory does that.

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Watching Burnham’s speech he’s keeping the Triple lock until 2030 and after that pensioners still won’t lose out and also won’t be dragged into paying income tax on it , presumably if that’s their only income. The media are painting this as the end of the fucking world and Pensioners will die. FFS

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Reynolds dropped the ‘I look like George V’ line in his conference speech. Maybe he’s been lurking on here.

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So the 5 lads at Fairford are all British and have been released on bail like we do with all Terrorists. The far right are livid. Cover up they cry. Fucking Morons. Any apology from Farage yet?

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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Watching all the Lasses games this season and I’m VERY impressed with Lumsden. Canny player! Runs the show. 4 wins from 4 and top of the league. #HWTLasses

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m going to hazard a guess the alleged terrorists have been in the country for more than 3 years at least , are Iranian and were granted Asylum under Braverman, Patel and Jenrick but somehow Farage will blame a Government who have only been in power for 2 years. I betcha!

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ecosse doing everything but score in this second half. Pish!

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Another exceptionally great post from Emma. We need more like Emma.

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just discovered that 1066 and all that by Sellar and Yeatman is available to read online or download for free at the Project Gutenberg website. If you’ve never read it you really should if you want a great laugh about British History. Highly recommended.

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

More bad news for Farage as Burnham rules out an early election. Boo Hoo.

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The legal geniuses that are the far right who left school and never attended Law School have been repeatedly saying because the Dinghy Spode attacked doesn’t have an owner it’s not a crime. Yep.

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