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ryllviant.bsky.social

@ryllviant.bsky.social
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not, and that's all you've got. Politics, cybersecurity, memes, nonsense.

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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What if we just cut all the network connections to Russia
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
UK labour, you might want to listen right now. I'm not convinced you had or have a real plan. Prove me wrong.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fucking hell, labour still won Holborn and St Pancras after all this.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I say this with love, but my cat is 100% bullshit. She's trying to drive out my stepcat who is the sweetest creature you could hope to meet. She's half his size but somehow five times his crap. I've literally never seen him swat at another cat before, but she upset him so much.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
'Meth really is the best'
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Steps to stop rape: 1. Don't rape. 2. Stop other people raping if you safely can. If not, call someone who can.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hold on to your dookie, it's about to get spooky. Wholesome. www.tumblr.com/wilwheaton/8...
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t care where you started out on the political spectrum If your kid comes out as trans & you don’t become a rainbow-clad, parade-cheering ally & rock-solid supportive girl/boy/enby dad/mom? You were never a parent at all You were a doll collector furious they didn’t stay in their packaging.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The longer I live the more I don't really understand people who say the motivation for war, any war, is complicated. It all boils down some entitled prick thinking they deserve someone else's stuff more than the person who has it.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
UK billionaires hoard wealth equivalent to 44% (£248bn($328bn)) of the total UK government budget (£558bn($738bn)), just 55 people, which is already obscene. 989 US billionaires hoard wealth equivalent to 84% ($8.4tn(£6.3tn) of the US government budget ($10tn(£7.6tn)).
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There will never be another today. I'm fine with that though, I'm tired as a very tired thing.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
People calling Burnhams plans, or indeed him, socialist absolutely twists my noodle. It's not even close. 'Maybe only eat some of the babies' is not the same as not eating babies.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Four thousand six hundred and ninety one irradiated haggis.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
With much love to all the wonderful Americans out there, your country's global reputation isn't coming back from this in the next half century.
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mama.melancholia @mama-melancholia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“I am a mosaic of everyone I’ve ever loved…” 🥰
smokeinsilence:
have you ever noticed you pick up little habits and phrases from the people you love? it's no wonder our hearts are so easily broken when people leave. we become a reflection of the people that we care about and those personality traits stick with us even if the people don't
viridianmasquerade:
I make my ramen the way a friend taught me in eleventh grade.
Every fall, I listen to a playlist made for me by a boy I drove across a border to hook up with. I eat sushi because a girl who won't talk to me anymore made me try it, and Indian food because my best friend's parents ordered for me before I knew what I liked. There are movies I love because someone I loved loved them first. I am a mosaic of everyone l've ever loved, even for a heartbeat.
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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wow! If you've ever used the phrase "I'm racking my brains" - well, you might be onto something there: news.stanford.edu/stories/2026... (h/t Sophia.44 on Threads)
news.stanford.edu
The human brain is two separate organs, study finds
Scientists have viewed the brain as one organ for centuries. A Stanford Medicine-led discovery challenging that view could advance research into ALS, spinal muscular atrophy, and other neurological di...
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Peter Walker @peterwalker99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed Davey, speaking later on the BBC, is invited about three times by Laura Kuenssberg to say that asylum seekers do not pose a greater proportional threat to women than men in general. He does not.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Alright, feels like I need to tap the sign again. Tolerance is a social contract, not a moral imperative. Those who break it, don't get their hateful behaviour tolerated. Fascists, bigots, racists, *phobic people, you have broken that contract. Go to hell.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
On days like this last decade or so, I must take comfort in the 'half life of facts' theory, because everything I thought I knew 20 years ago is wrong in unexpected ways. France wants Russian oligarch sanctions removed, and a space bin is the most sensible voice in UK political discourse.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Having seen a few of these lately, I'm perplexed. People posting along the lines of 'my child/pet accidentally ate this thing in my home that they're deathly allergic to and nearly died, we're so upset'. Why do you have it in your house if you know they're allergic? Don't let it in your home!
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If we lose Germany to AfD, the oligarchs and despots win the final keystone holding together what remains of the democratic world order.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fuck you Google. We will all remember your capitulation to a mad king
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sorry, not sorry.
The Egyptian god RaThe Egyptian god RaGrigori Yefimovich Rasputin
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You want to honour Dolly Partons legacy? - buy children books - fund medical research, disaster relief, university places, medical care, wildlife rescue, homeless charities - advocate for minority rights But most of all, listen carefully and approach everything with kindness and grace.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Go on Trump, you malignant narcissist, you joke of a man. Make a snide dig at Dolly because you're so insecure you can't tolerate that anyone is talking about someone who's not you. See how that plays out in the midterms.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When your timeline is filled with queer folks and brown/Black people singing the praises of and loudly mourning a 1940s-Tennessee-born white Boomer lady, welp. She was pretty goddamn extraordinary, you can assume.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There are some people who are just good, kinda feels like they're holding back the tide of evil. We lost one bulwark against the darkness today. Rest well, you've earned it Dolly. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a...
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Okay, this word needs to come back in a big way.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm interested if anyone has thoughts on this
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What if maybe, we stopped putting ignorant, insecure, angry and empathy deficient men in positions of power?
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Boy howdy people are getting hot under the collar about this putative portable bbq ban. I recall this being a solved problem 40 years ago in Aus, coin operated electric bbqs installed in public parks. No flames, no fire risk, and you don't have to cook on the ground like some kind of dirt goblin.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Every single person who continues to work with the vile transphobe JK Rowling who had literally any other option can get in the fucking bin forever.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
For anyone using the colander technique to view the eclipse today, please be careful not to strain your eyes. Let's be sievelised about this.
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Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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Love-Colored Katsu Spark @yurimobilefort.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Center for Climate Integrity @climateintegrity.org · 31/07/2026
In June 1966, scientist James Lovelock warned Shell in a confidential memo of “the almost certain fact that the climate is worsening and the probability that the combustion of fuel is responsible.” Shell would later become "a founding member of the denialist Global Climate Coalition." 😑
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The Lovelock Papers: Shell’s Hidden Climate Knowledge Under Scrutiny as Court Battle Looms
“What seems to be important,” wrote the visionary British scientist, James Lovelock, in June 1966, is “the almost certain fact that the climate is worsening and the probability that the combustion of ...
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Genuinely thrilled people have their joy in puppy/cat/diaper/vore/furry kink, but YKINMK. Anyone know how to filter that out while still getting cute quadrupeds and not the blunt instrument of turning off all adult content? Like 20% of discover feed feels disproportionate.
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Steve Hayes @sxh.eurosky.social · 31/07/2026
Mel Brooks: "Tragedy is when *I* give myself a paper cut, comedy is when *you* fall in an open sewer and die". Reform: "Free speech is when we say the public should respond with 'cold, hard rage', inciting hatred and violence is when you mention my name and a policy outcome together"
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm here for slinky trans avocados
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
UK politics. My priorities are: - resource redistribution to those causes and people harmed by unchecked capitalism - preventing the climate apocalypse - human and animal rights - minority and vulnerable group rights Not dogwhistle racism. Get it yet, @andyburnham.bsky.social?
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Good morning. Please would somebody make me spinach, mushroom, blue cheese and caramelised red onion crepes. I can pay in pterodactyl noises and my cat occasionally nuzzling at your ankles.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Literally the only news I want to see ever again about corrupt, despotic politicians is how they and all their enablers are incarcerated for life. I no longer have the energy to chase each news story about how they're being corrupt despots today. People have the power, even if we've forgotten.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My sympathies for everyone suffering with #Trumporreah. Except everyone who voted for him.
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
@andyburnham.bsky.social you couldn't even make it to No. 10 before you support a horror show of supreme human cruelty. I guess that's on me for having hope for a picosecond. www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/andy-b...
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Exclusive: Andy Burnham Backs Shabana Mahmood's Immigration Crackdown Despite Labour Backlash
The PM-in-waiting will vote for the legislation later today.
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This was fun to watch. Night time perspective of airplane pilot. www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@ajlanes.bsky.social timely news on the back of talking about it this the other day.
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Alexandra Lanes @ajlanes.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Korean seems to use '깡통 백작' which Google translates as "tin can count". A friend with some Korean notes that 깡통 (kkang-tong) has a secondary meaning of "(slang) A person with a brain empty of knowledge."
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Maybe stop fielding rapist nominees if you want to distinguish yourself from the rapist party, no?
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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ryllviant.bsky.social @ryllviant.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Dear every cook, chef etc. who posts recipes that involve frying thin, flat things in batches for home cooks. Please stop. This post brought to you by me not learning my lesson about parmigiana di melanzane in a heatwave.
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