Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 13hMore words about his Nazi apologism doesn't actually make things better. 020
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Got some Lego sets today. That's it, no more until the next time! 100
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Did it, got my wife's LEGO Downton Abbey set the very minute it was released. Happy Birthday to her, at least. I didn't get to have a birthday this year. 021
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trying to give up alcohol is extra hard when you live in a place that sells booze everywhere. 010
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Last night of drinking for awhile. I'm going to miss it, but my health is more important and also I'm broke now. 010
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We watched Backrooms tonight, and the cats were intrigued 020
Reposted by Improbable JoeElizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive. 561851310
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of these cats is bringing me a toy mouse every night, and leaving it on the couch where I sit so I find it when I get out of bed. 031
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I swear to fuck I think my dog wants me to drink alcohol. 120
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They sell rendered duck fat at the store now. Should I mix it with very lean beef roasts in the grinder for ground beef? Like 85/15%? 000
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have too many books, and now I can't choose what to read next! And then I bought two more this afternoon! Fuck! Shit! 010
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Doing a quick inventory of the frozen on-sale meat I froze for this week's chili, and... you know I know you know I overdid it slightly. Should be enough meat for tacos and meat sauce and empanadas and a cottage pie as well as a huge Dutch oven of chili. 010
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I did a lot of smart things and a lot of dumb things, and now the smart things have to save me from the shit the "president" did. 010
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Another storm coming our way... and we're almost out of meds for our doggo Maddie. This could be another very long night. 011
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Happy Birthday to me, in a week and a half! Also, from Sesame Street! 000
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I dunno, I thought I would write the heaviest metal song of all time. On a harmonica. 6120
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Got the extra-spicy Korean chicken wings today. Very nice. 000
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I live in New Mexico, high desert. We're currently having a storm like it is Florida all over again. It is AMAZING and we always need all the rain we can get. 010
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I guess finally this weekend in Joe's Chili Weekend. Grinding my own meat mix, making my own seasoning mix, a Hatch red chile base for the sauce. 010
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026All I want for my birthday this year is a meal involving soup, and possibly chicken wings, but 100% needs soup. 020
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I was just reminded that my goofball half-blind cat Pudge has nystagmus. She's not drunk, but she can't pass a field sobriety test either! 000
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Two things I try to say out loud at least once a day: No one can stop you! Who can know? Nobody knows! 010
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Instead of spending money on stuff, I paid a bill. Everyone cheer for me in my hour of abject maturity. 010
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Today is the worst day, at least until tomorrow. Yippee. Me and my depression and my chronic pain and my hoard of Lego and guitars are going to do the best we can. 000
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I 100% support Jewish people against the rampant and escalating antisemitism spreading around the world. Period. 010
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026All the politics aside, it is kind of extremely sad how many people have made hating Jewish people and Israel their entire personality. They've even created an entire fantasy genocide to justify it, which is so many levels worse from a mental and emotional standpoint. 010
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Alcohol withdrawal sucks. I'm really going to do it this time though. Because I'm broke for reals. 000
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I need just a couple of days of being okay. Not great, not amazing, just consistently okay. Might need to entirely leave the Internet until Monday or Tuesday. 020
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My wife tells me I am being unreasonable to try to eat 40-50 chicken nuggets in one sitting. I agree entirely, and yet... and yet. 000
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Can someone ask my cat Pudge to stop yelling at me? 010
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I had a dream last night that we had a third cat. A tortie-cat who was just chilling with the other cats. 010
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026One of my cats loves being picked up and carried around, but also likes biting me on the face. 010
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm looking forward to cooking from my vacuum-sealed meat supply from my freezer, including grinding my own burgers and grilling sous-vide steaks with most of the potential disease cooked out of them. 000
Reposted by Improbable JoeFLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 09/09/2026When the logo hits almost as hard as the music 132888119
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Not a big fan of alcoholism OR being sober, or the anxiety OR the depression. 011
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I'm not getting anything for my birthday. I don't think I want anything for my birthday. This used to be so important to me, and my depression has ended it for me. 230
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Me and my depression are having a great night. At least I pissed off a Hamasshole. 020
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026All my depression and stress and anxiety and I'm still not a pro-Hamas terrorist who believe in a fake genocide to claim a justification for not voting for Democrats... and voting for pro-genocide Republicans. 000
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026All I want is a sandwich to big to fit in my mouth, with like 15 ingredients 000
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The depression is extra fun! At least I don't support terrorists like Hamas! 000
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Better living through chemistry. Who knew quitting drinking was just a matter of being too doped up on other drugs to drive to the store and get booze? 000
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Sometimes you buy some random stuff and it all works together AMAZINGLY! Bought a used Orange Jim Root #4 signature amp, an EVH 5150III 1x12" speaker cabinet, and paired them with an Ibanez S670, and they just all mesh really well together. A little delay and this is a nice little rig! 120
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I still have too many books. But in this fucking horror show timeline, that's probably a good thing. 020
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Too many guitar pedals... you know when you completely lose count. 000