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Cat dad, MLB, CFB, animals, food. I write and make a kickass coq au vin. Rangers, Longhorns, Stars, Mavs, Liverpool. American exile in San Miguel de Allende, MX. www.patreon.com/TheQuantumScribe?ut…

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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 2h
But in the right wing echo chamber, he got him. They’ll be asking why Smith isn’t in jail for perjury. Because for them, the story ended with Schmitt saying Smith perjured himself. Nothing after that made it into the narrative.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 2h
PSA: if you use 2FA use an email address, not your phone. PSA: if you have 2FA enabled, change your second factor to an email. Do NOT use your phone. My wife’s phone was stolen. She’s trying to get into her E Trade account. Things not good enough to get in: her SSN, her driver's license,
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 3h
🤣🤣🤣
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Jenifer Lewis’ Afro @msjlaw.blacksky.app · 17h
The baseline situation in A’ja’a own words. Our MVP is [rightfully so] still pissed. #WNBA
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Give me: Braves in 3 over Phillies Cubs in 3 over Padres Red Sox in 3 over Yanks Ass-tros in 2 over CHW
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let me add the NBA should do this for draft rankings. In between season’s end and the beginning of the playoffs. Would stop tanking and the final game for the #1 pick would get playoff ratings.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I cannot possibly endorse this enough. Bring me stress free bad baseball.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every time I see one one of these I keep expecting a really low number. And every time it’s in the upper 30s. I have to accept 4 in 10 Americans are pieces of shit. thehill.com/homenews/adm...
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Trump approval slips to historic low in Wall Street Journal survey
President Trump’s approval rating has fallen to a record low in Wall Street Journal polling for a president only a few weeks out from the midterms. In the new poll from the Journal, Trump’s approva…
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In 2020 I always said I’d vote for whomever would get off my TV. Now, I haven’t watched news in years, I have media feeds tuned to not see U.S. politics. I left the country. Saturday he’s at my team’s football game. Sunday I see golf on TV and there he is again.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What better way for the 2026 season to end. Evan Grant said this team doesn’t have an identity, but they do. We’ve seen today all season in both wins and losses: flat, listless, uninspired performances across the board. Multiple guys coming up small daily.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry, I just didn’t have it today. Truthfully Silseth hasn’t had it since the trade.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The death of the Rangers today may be they’re just giving strikes away at the plate. That’s three pitches well above the box and they’re not challenging.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok Rangers, LFG.
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Will Ferrell: Why Do I Bother?
Alt: Will Ferrell: Why Do I Bother?
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For the second straight week my Sling pass does not have the biggest game of the day. You win CFB—you don’t want me to watch, so I won’t. Fuck off.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This perfectly describes why it’ll never be the same again. MAGA elected Trump to destroy and he did. Any regret is because the bombs he dropped weren’t heavy enough.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They’re trying to kill us. At least one more day of this insanity.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bribed a border patrol agent of a foreign country.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sorry, I just didn’t have it tonight. That’s OK Jacob—it’s not like you vetoed a trade that would’ve allowed us to start a rebuild.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Really excellent work by Texas tonight. You can tell they’re really dialed into this whole playoff thing. A really quality team, playing hard, focused baseball, just like they have all year.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t consider any shots taken on me to be bad ones, but one left me bemused. At a table with an old friend and some people I just met. The guy next to me slams the table and storms off. Dude across from me is distraught because he hit on the guy thinking he was gay. He clumsily said something
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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2023: White Sox lose 101 games 2024: White Sox lose 121 games 2025: White Sox lose 102 games 2026:
Pope Leo in a White Sox hat.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your daily dose of pure joy.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No MLB team has ever won a division/league while finishing under .500, but it’s gonna happen this year. Fun fact: a team did finish at the top of their division in strike shortened 1994. It was Texas. So I hope they do it again because that’s so wheels off and completely on brand.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lesbian Bar Drama is going to be my new punk band. It’s also the most absolutely bonkers story you’ve read this year. Original Boston Globe article (paywalled) transcribed here: archive.is/lrr7N
archive.is
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gosh, I wonder which counties these are from.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Amazingly, the Ass-tros didn’t have it either, so our misery shall continue.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Due to a family emergency, I missed the Rangers game. Hopefully I can miss the sweep tomorrow under less dramatic circumstances.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“I just didn’t have it tonight.” “Me either Corey.” “Me either Wyatt.” The end of this season is coming exactly as it should—an all time mediocre team crashing and burning in the last week of the season.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Because nobody is allowed to not pay attention to him for one second.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m in the back of an Uber right now and really need the gods of random chance to be good to me when I get home.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
More more more of this please.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seriously, did any of us really think the Rangers could finish ahead of the Ass-tros? They can’t. They haven’t in a fucking decade and they won’t this year either. One team wins. The other doesn’t.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For the second time in four years the Rangers throw the division to the Ass-tros in the last last week—and for the second time in those four years, the Ass-tros will catch it. One org wins—the other falters.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FFS, this team has ZERO fire. Zeke was out—but get thrown out Skip!
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ass-tros getting it done in Seattle. Because it’s a pennant race. Rangers? “meh”
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What’s been most frustrating this season is they all too often look disinterested. Today they look like a team on day 10 of a 10 game road trip, a team playing out the string at the end of the year. Just boring, poor execution, “meh” baseball. And it’s been that way all season.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Too bad nobody else did. Literally nobody else had it tonight. Last week of the season, you’re in 1st place, and you turn in a performance that looks like Sunday afternoon of a 10 game west coast road trip.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t care if someone brings coffee, but the over the top entitlement is ridiculous. FFS, dress right, bring your resume, and have a convo. Surely you can do without your emotional support latté for an hour.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Texas defense has gifted the Mets 3 runs tonight. And the Ass-tros are winning.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rangers defense: Sorry, I just don’t have it tonight.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gore definitely had it tonight.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the McKenzie Gore Texas traded for. He’s obviously battling through something and he’s been terrific.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rangers D has given the Mets both their runs. Now they’re loaded in the bottom of the inning.
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Woody's 'Oh No' Moment
Alt: Woody's 'Oh No' Moment
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Burger on via an IF error. I thought the Jays left town?
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nice to see the Rangers and the crowd welcome Marcus back. Moving on was the right call, but he should never buy himself a beer in DFW again.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also Quantrill to the 60. So two guys they wouldn’t be in contention without, they’re now without.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There is at least a 50% chance he posts later he’s withdrawing the U.S. from the UN because they wouldn’t honour his “ban”.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Listened to Choosin’ Texas, and I found it wholly unremarkable. I don’t hate it, but I don’t understand what the big deal is. Sounds like about a million other country songs to me.
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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sports gambling should be legal with a vote of the people. But to do it you should have to go to a brick and mortar building, take a long walk to the bowels of a casino that smells like stale cigarettes, cheap whiskey, and regret.
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