Sign in

Lord of Whales

@lordofwhales.bsky.social
150 followers 115 following 2.9K posts

33 years old, CNC Fabricator. Big fan of video games, dungeons and dragons, horror movies. Current obsession: Dungeon Crawler Carl I try to be laid back on here, and always down for new friends! Current book: He Who Fights With Monsters

PostsRepliesMedia
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 51m
Played a little over an hour on Ultrakill, beat V2 on my second try. God damn this game is fun
000
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 2h
I finished Operation Bounce House this morning, and while it's nowhere near my love of Dungeon Crawler Carl: I did really enjoy it. All around pretty decent
020
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 5h
Oh, I just sneezed a headache into existence. That’s fun
010
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 8h
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
040
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 10h
D&D got cancelled tonight so that leaves me open for some gaming. Time to start the full version of Ultrakill?
000
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 10h
Demon Slayer D&D was, as always, just so much fun. We fought lower rank 1, and a lot of the encounter wasn’t traditional combat but very fun and roleplay heavy. We ended with chasing him off barely escaping us… but the demon king will be Very Displeased with his failure. That’ll be fun
010
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m finally getting the job that’s been stressing me out cut and taken care of. After hours of fighting the CAD work to make it right. I’ll be glad when this argyle bitch is finished and I don’t have to look at it anymore
130
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My first, and two of my all time favorite Zeldas!
010
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am weak. I bought the entire New Blood FPS trilogy bundle Mostly for ultrakill, but two other games that look like they’ll scratch that DOOM itch for only $8 more? Sold.
150
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
QTP with your current video game rotation 🔁
030
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man if I could justify spending money on another game right now, I would ABSOLUTELY be getting Ultrakill. The demo has me sold on it. It'll go on sale again in the future though
030
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay. Holy shit. Ultrakill is AMAZING
020
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like making people laugh. Nothing gives me more joy in life, and I like to think I've always been good at it. Not all the time. Sometimes I only succeed in making myself laugh. And that's okay too (not at someone else's expense). Making yourself laugh is important, too
150
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just got Julie’d after seeing so many posts about it
static.klipy.com
Helm'S Deep King Theodin
ALT: Helm'S Deep King Theodin
180
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The party made it through the preliminary rounds in the cage match fight. The main event with the boss proper? That’s next session That’s 10 ogres, 4 giant animated armors, 2 flail snails, and 2 stone giants all buffed up a bit from core stats that they cleaved through. All PCs healthy. Fun time
021
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pro tip if you run D&D online: Always have a sound file of the Wilhelm scream ready to go. You never know when it might be needed.
030
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When I ran Tyranny of Dragons, I made Blagothkus a WWE wrestler bro and made him a knock off Macho Man Randy Savage. Today in Storm King’s Thunder, my players face him again as different characters (though the giant hasn’t figured that part out yet). The cages have closed and locked, the bell rung.
110
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jk not getting in bed early. Watching saw 2 instead #horrormovienight
040
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m thinking of getting in bed early to start playing fire emblem now while in the comfort of bed. I feel ready to DM tomorrow, with my cage match boss fight
030
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love playing Necropolis in Olden Era. I have so much life regen that just consistently revives my units. They may kill my units, but it's keeping them dead that's the problem.
110
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Leaving home was a mistake lmao I’m getting back in bed to play more fire emblem
040
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It should not be legal for stored to sell items with no price tag anywhere. Went to the grocery store and saw breakfast burritos and grabbed a couple. If I’d known they’d total $11 I wouldn’t have. They better taste damn good
130
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thought about getting a haircut and there’s two people ahead of me, one in the chair, and only one person working. State I’ll come back another time cause I don’t want to wait too long for one and she just goes “oh I have another person coming in at 10 don’t worry” cool? Still don’t want to wait
020
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BEHOLD THE BEANS
020
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A lord upon his throne
040
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Instead of playing control more, I ended up getting and starting resident evil 4 remake I swear I’ll finish a game this year. At least one.
110
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have consumed my burger. I am a happy whale
130
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s burger time yall
120
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just sitting at my desk at work thinking about a burger
020
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He happy
010
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#horrormovienight Throwing on the first Saw because of my conversation with @red047x.bsky.social earlier Let’s fuckin go
130
Reposted by Lord of Whales
Daily Video Game Art @dailyvgart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Flint Djinn Art - Golden Sun Dark Dawn
Flint Djinn Art from Golden Sun: Dark Dawn
0138
Reposted by Lord of Whales
rainbowbandana.bsky.social @rainbowbandana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, I drew Garet from the Golden Sun series. Enjoy! #garet #goldensun
0147
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There’s a part of me that wants to stop somewhere and get food on the way home… but nothing sounds good either
010
Reposted by Lord of Whales
Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😺 “This is my brush now!” #lovecat #abyssinian IG: @ abycat_goldas_zula www.instagram.com/abycat__gold...
761726203
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October #promosky cause why not! -RPGs -Dungeon Crawler Carl -Demon Slayer -Dungeons and Dragons -horror movies Currently playing: -Star Wars zero company -trails in the sky 1st chapter -Fire emblem fortune’s Weave -final fantasy resonance (as soon as it’s out) Love friends to talk to always!
190
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hmm…. Nothing is really immediately jumping out at me with the Steam autumn sale. Like there’s stuff I want but nothing I really want to spend the money on, and my next payday is the day after the sale ends. Probably not picking anything up for it right now
100
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ll go with my favorite of the original gen for this one, even though I wanted to go to Tyranitar It’s Rocktober. Everyone post your favorite Rock type 🪨
static.klipy.com
Pokemon Pokeball
ALT: Pokemon Pokeball
030
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve been listening to Operation Bounce House this month on the way to/from work. Not super far in, and I’m enjoying it. I think I’m through a lot of the world building and character background parts, and it seems like things are about to go down. Pretty excited to see where it goes
000
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Idk about yall but I see a group of wonderful people on this months Skirkle. Happy to have yall in my life
380
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Bride was…. Interesting…? I didn’t hate it but it’s not one I would tell someone “omg it’s so good I really liked watching it” Honestly if I were watching it alone I probably would’ve turned it off halfway through. But I don’t feel I wasted my time. It was simply an okay movie to me
010
Reposted by Lord of Whales
Pyra lockheart @yunalockheart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
<———— this account owner is a nerd.
2191
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love sometimes watching a bit more of an artistic film that makes you think after watching it, but never more than when watching one with Bestie. We both enjoy that type of movie, and it's always good just randomly messaging about it the next few days The Bride gives vibes right off it'll be one
020
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tonight I’m watching The Bride with bestie. I’m not typically a big fan of Frankenstein but this one grabbed my interest
130
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When Fall Guys came out and I kept barely getting second. I don't usually rage at games. I raged a lot during those first couple weeks playing.
020
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today at work is testing my abilities at CAD design but I know I can overcome the challenge
000
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Morning yall. Hope everyone’s Wednesday goes well.
010
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh man I am not ready to get up and start my day. That was not a great nights sleep
020
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope yall have a good nights sleep. I just got in bed and hope to be asleep in a few minutes
020
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is who runs this account
static.klipy.com
Dwight Schrute's Eyebrow Raise and Shush
ALT: Dwight Schrute's Eyebrow Raise and Shush
010