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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 3h

Showing my age, but this is worth a share

James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What a lot of men don't ever seem to understand, right, is that enthusiastic consent is one of the hottest, sexiest things in the known universe

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Is it me, or is Andy Burnham talking some sense? "Well it's certainly not you, James" Touché...

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Happy Take Your Weltschmerz To Work Day for all who celebrate 😐

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

👉 Manicules for everyone! 👈

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Okay, tell me if this is not the filthiest thing you've heard all day... I've spent most of the afternoon cooking chicken passanda and chana daal from scratch, and I'm about to dish it up... with OVEN CHIPS

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Here, have a short story, a propos of this leches silliness: mrdylitcirclestories.wordpress.com/wp-content/u...

mrdylitcirclestories.wordpress.com

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Just a heads-up: The Oresteia currently running at the Bridge Theatre in London is an absolute banger. Script, staging, performances, adaptation, relevance... It's all going on. Get tickets if you can 👍👍 Stupid Oresteia joke: you won't believe who turns up in act two...

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Look, for the umpteenth time, Temu, that is not how a billionaire shops...

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

We've had our office refurbished over the summer. This is what it looks like this afternoon. We won't have power until sometime towards the end of next week, so the printer and copier is out. Everyone starts teaching on Monday. I love FE

A nice newly-painted, newly-carpeted office, with desks all covered with random crap all over the place. Utterly unusable

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

A poem about my cat: Alan, Gets you with his talon, Drinks kitten milk by the gallon, Entertains polite society at his semi-regular literary salon, Claims not to have a favourite character on the Archers, but when pressed, confessed, it's Fallon

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Check out my lunch, ye buggers, and despair

Keema passanda, yellow rice and some mad shit with kidney beans and sweet potato, medium spicy, bit of lime juice 😗👌

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Just got back from the cinema watching this highly enjoyable slice of batshit crazy. Extraordinary performances, several laughs and lots to think about. 👍

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LADY | Official Trailer | MetFilm

YouTube video by MetFilm Distribution

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Make your favourite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Reindeer herders find new line of business after losing most of their herd

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Oh FFS... The formula bar is NOT A SEARCH BOX! Ahem, sorry, people are messing with my spreadsheets... It's a very personal thing...

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Online Discourse is one of the hardest-working euphemisms available to humanity

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I have found the crappest headphones at work. Little foam earmuff jobs from the late 1900s, when all computer hardware was beigey-grey, yeah sure it was Grampa...

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Happy GCSE results day for those who celebrate 🏫🧑‍🎓🏆🎉 Obviously today is the day that the College has an organisation-wide WiFi failure... This could be fun...

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

It is a truth universally acknowledged that whenever Christopher Ecclestone turns up you're in trouble now

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

This is the online training course I'm currently doing. I can see it's really good stuff, but this technobabble... (Not pictured: the wilful misuse of 'read' as a noun, and repeated reference to 'defensible tutor positions')

Screenshot from a training course that I'm currently on, for a new educational psychology platform we're going to start using. Admittedly, this is one paragraph in the middle of the course, and it's presented without context, but the whole thing so far has read like technobabble...
"Proactive support has two moments, and it helps to keep them apart. The offer of support is your decision to take this learner forward to a needs assessment. You made it at the stage gate at the end of the Evaluate flow in Assessment and Insight. That offer is already recorded for the learner in front of you. The acceptance of support comes later and belongs to the learner: at the end of the needs-assessment meeting, they agree the plan you've co-created. You offer; the learner accepts (or declines)."

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Fun fact about me: I've never met a bad-looking Hungarian

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

77 unread work emails when I got back from my holidays, only 3 that I need to do anything about. 3.9% is a new personal best 💪💪💪

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

My wife has just sent me this, and I think we're going to visit next summer... @ewacat.bsky.social are you seeing this? hammamet.carthageland.com/en/parcs-et-...

hammamet.carthageland.com

Carthage Land – Carthage Land Medina Yasmine Hammamet

Wilddale - Architecture WORDPRESS Template

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Aberystwyth, North Beach, drinking fancy Chinese tea, because that's a thing I do on holiday

A lovely view of Constitution Hill in Aberystwyth, with a little travel Chinese tea set (seriously, these things are great) and a thermos of hot water, on the beach. It's really pretentious. I mean, I found a nice flat stone to stand the teapot on, and the beach is mostly pebbles, so it's like I'm trying to be a massively overpriced restaurant or something

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Papa Was a Rodeo, by the Magnetic Fields

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

A thousand thousand curses on other people's piss-poor document formatting...

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Unbelievably late to the party, but I've just finished Sexy Wackowski Nonsense (Sense8). What a lovely, sexy preposterous thing that is ❤️

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

It is also possible to pea on the table and pea on the floor. Hashtag just saying

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

My daughter has woken me up to watch the England game...

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Okay, so, Savage House... It's a strange film. Everything about it is great, but the film is... not great... It's like they were setting out to win Oscars in all the technical categories, but deliberately not get even a nomination for any of the big ones...

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

It's standard A24 structure: two thirds of a good film then it sh¡ts the bed in the final act. I agree it goes way too far, but I liked it. My wife didn't 🤷

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Right, look here, you clueless absolute jobends, you don't put the aircon on and then open the windows. You want to dehumidify the entire Earth's atmosphere? Do me a favour...

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Right. 50 teenage ESOL students on a coach to Thorpe Park on what looks to be a scorching day. What's the worst that could happen? Place your bets now...

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Luke: Something just brushed past my leg! Withnail: FORK IT!

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

If I ever write a post apocalyptic thing with rival gangs marauding a wasteland, I'm telling you now I'm going to name my characters by abbreviating names of different medicines. Sertch, Oxet, Eski, Stalo, Parox in the SSRI gang, Setter, Prin, Aibu, Ana and Dein in the painkillers gang...

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

My most sarcastic congratulations to the people who've been stoking race hate in the UK recently. You didn't remember that Northern Ireland has got game, did you...

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Having enjoyed the Backrooms, I'm now re-reading this, aka the Book That Goes Wrong

House of Leaves, aka the Book That Goes Wrong

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Everybody should see this film in a massive multiplex cinema because it's REALLY disorienting coming out into a weird carpet-on-the-walls world where you don't really know where you're going

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

"Some bullshit plant has decided it's time to shag" - my eloquent wife describing her hay fever

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Very pleased to see a congregation of agèd skaters and BMX types hanging out at the local skate park on a Friday evening, pumping out Jazz FM on their stereo...

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

This explains a lot for anyone with kids

A scene from a found-footage supernatural horror film overlaid with the words 'Polterkind'. The definition is 'an entity responsible for physical disturbances like loud noises, missing objects, and foul smells'

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Fancy date night continues with tickets for Lesley and John's Dangereuses at the National Theatre 👌👌👌

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