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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Me, a prof who teaches Sex Crimes: "I've heard it all - things that would haunt your nightmares for the rest of your life. Nothing can shock me." * reads headline * Eels?!?! Really???

MB@sugarcubedog.bsky.social

That’d work with the bestiality I guess.

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B.C. Dodge @bcdodgeme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

And followed.

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Jeff Craig @foxxtrotremade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I really hope "eels and horses" is referring to separate videos.

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fred-decker.bsky.social @fred-decker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So... still eligible for the FBI?

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Thinking @thinkingrealhard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He could still get hired at the FBI

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Catherine 🇨🇦 @catf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

But he can still join the FBI.

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Jon Hendry @jonhendry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Japanese, probably. The videos, not the eels.

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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Man…you don’t even want to know. There’s way more history of this sort of thing than you’d imagine

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Dr. Ruth Marshall is still kicking against the pricks @wtfis2bdone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

😳 @greenleejw.bsky.social

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Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

just trying to find a moray

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dachicken.bsky.social @dachicken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

🎶When the news Hits your eye Like a big Obscene crime That's a moray!🎶

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Svetozar @svetozar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I look forward to learning how prison life agrees with him.

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gm0rk.bsky.social @gm0rk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Technically, an eel is called a leptocephalusif it's a minor.

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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

At least now we know who this was about.

cnn.com

Kash Patel defends removing bestiality as automatic disqualifier for FBI applicants | CNN Politics

FBI Director Kash Patel’s decision to remove bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for FBI job applicants drew bipartisan disbelief Tuesday after he said the change was intended to protect trafficki...

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Dizzly @dizzly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I’m old enough to remember rumors about gerbils and hamsters and a particular male actor.

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barryrossnick.bsky.social @barryrossnick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I guess high squishiness rating. Beyond that I don’t want to think.

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Soylent Farmer Ras @rossanori.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Eel-on

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duffmid.bsky.social @duffmid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

At least now we know who Patel is trying to get into the FBI

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Sam - the last shofet @sam-of-pnw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Me after reading this: I think I know eels, i think I’ve had them as sushi rolls, but now I can’t trust my knowledge of the animal kingdom given this discussion so I have to google “eel” Me after googling: how? why? Where does one come in contact with eels outside of a sushi restaurant?

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Steven Glaros, M.A. @stevenglaros007.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

At times like this that I think a planet-killing asteroid would be a blessing.

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Brian Kemper @bwkemper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Really? When I first started as a lawyer in 1999, I heard about a case, out of the 2nd Circuit I believe, that dealt with crimes arising out of distribution and/or possession of such videos.

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John @rncaptain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I am sorry but have to tag @greenleejw.bsky.social to get some historical context to this behavior.

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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

[Kash Patel forwards Tate's updated résumé to the FBI's recruiting office]

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Jim Snowden @snowdenwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yeah. That catches the eye right there.

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Caroline Fan @carolinefan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

...Is this the FBI candidate that Kash changed the eligibility rules for??! 🤮

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Kirby @kirbytheawsum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Shudders in Memoirs of a Geisha.

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raittafan.bsky.social @raittafan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Is this where Kash got the idea of lifting the ban on recruits who were into animals?

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Oct-Joe-ber 🦇🎃🧛🧟 @saiyamew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Eels up inside ya youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w?...

youtu.be

Eels Song | The Mighty Boosh | BBC Studios

YouTube video by BBC Studios

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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Reminded of the Suzy Izzard bit from Dress to Kill on Original Sin. "Father, bless me, for I have sinned. I did an Original Sin; I poked a badger with a spoon."

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harleyscreame.bsky.social @harleyscreame.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Eels! That’s shocking

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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I swear this is exactly how this showed up I my timeline. 😂

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somecafone.bsky.social @somecafone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What, no one has heard of Led Zeppelin?

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Frozen Binary's Pumpkin Spice Boob Milk @frozenbinary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The eels can in fact shock you

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Mike Thompson @passwordismiket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

static.klipy.com

Bear Fucker

Alt: Super Trooper Bear Fucker

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OUberLord @ouberlord.com · 06/10/2026

Horse and eel; the dark twin of moose and squirrel.

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Espresso Legal @legalespresso.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'd heard of "sexual mores", but perhaps he misheard it as "morays"?

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Dr Sarah Hendrica Bickerton 🏳️‍🌈 @sarahhbickerton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My brain "how would that even work? I mean ... oh ... oh no" *reaches for brain bleach*

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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

An image of ice-T from law and order SUV with text below him that reads “the kids are calling it the Unagi roll“

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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

That's a moray 🎶

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Holli Winters @holliwinters57.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I googled it but refused to click on the links that came up. 👽

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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

they featured in any number of shock videos about twenty years ago

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Melissa Wong @favomancer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

No, no no, it's your hovercraft that's supposed to be full of eels, not... whatever else you've got there. Good god, man, cover yourself up, nobody needs to see a 3-day old vienna sausage left to dry.

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Red the Public Defender @redpubdef.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So back in the 1700 and 1800’s shady horse sellers would “feague” their horses by inserting an eel or raw ginger into their anus to make them act more lively and thus look more vigorous and young to a prospective buyer. Today’s one of those days I wish I didn’t know that random historical tidbit.

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Cathy Gellis @cathygellis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Was he applying for the FBI?

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OoO until this shit is over @ceeallthebees.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Just anything but consenting adult women I think.

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PooterheadPharm @pooterheadpharms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Don't knock the shock

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Mike Friedman @mfriedmannola.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

NOBODY made the obvious electric eel dick/dildo joke? (and yes, I know that's how how electric eels really work, but it's STILL FUNNY). COME ON PEOPLE. You're slipping here.

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