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Stephen Kiskamp

@skiskamp.bsky.social
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Cancer survivor; "Barbie Butt". Somewhat sarcastic.

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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As @gregdoucette.bsky.social would say, Cops Are Great Multiball bonus!
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was born in California. I was raised in California. I still live in California. We really don't get too severe of weather here. Wife and I are taking a cruise from California next week (3-day, LA-Ensenada) So WhyTF am I going to have to be worried about a fricken HURRICANE in California?! 😡😡😡😡
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I knew they were thinking of this stupid idea, but deploying it already? 🤦‍♂️ Does Kalshi have a line yet on when the first fatal crash attributable to AI will occur? 🤔
Trending

1. FAA deploys Al at DC airports
2. Paramount threatens to leave California
3. College football week 3 recaps
4. Sheeran reads Gaza apology in Philly
5. Trump adds snipers, drones to arch
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This exchange raises infinitely more questions than it is supposed to answer. Seriously, WTF?!
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My man looks like a furniture salesman after being asked why all the couches are stained.
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am just now seeing video of the damage on Kauai from Hurricane Lowel, specifically the Poipu area where I would normally stay. To say this hurts me is an understatement. I am hoping that my friends and coworkers out there are safe and unharmed. ❤️
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The heroes who lifted Trump up out of the rubble on 9/11.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined.
Not only is this system astonishingly untested, USPS has simultaneously implemented an
impracticable zero percent failure rate.
13 When ballots are submitted to USPS in large-volume
batches, if any one ballot in the batch cannot be verified against the Portal, all ballots in that
batch will be rejected. For example, if a state election official brings a batch of 10,000 ballots to
USPS and USPS is unable to match just one of those ballots against the Portal – because, for
example, someone has recently changed their name after marriage or they’ve moved – then
USPS would refuse to mail the remaining 9,999 ballots as well. As the whistleblower notes,
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’
Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A question for legal people here ( @gregdoucette.bsky.social @questauthority.bsky.social @akivamcohen.bsky.social @kathryntewson.bsky.social , et al): I have seen AI injection prompts being added to college assignments to catch AI cheaters, and I'm reading about the "expert" AI from 404. ... 1/2
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I'll never by buying a GM car, that's for sure.
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Good gods! What was that pitch meeting like? "Hey! How about we peg the male Supreme Court Justices?" *facepalm*
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Is "Dr" Oz saying Convicted Felon Trump takes **DAILY** cognitive tests?!?!?!
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The last 10 years in a nutshell: Nazi: I’m a Nazi! Media: Outspoken Man Touts Unconventional Ideas Nazi: No, I’m just a Nazi. Media: Meet the Dapper White Nationalist Who— Nazi: No, seriously! I’m quoting Mein Kampf! I love Hitler! Media: Why Both Sides Have an Extremist Problem.
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
@gregdoucette.bsky.social Cops are great 🧵
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"Talarico is a vegan." "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Uh, well, Talarico says God is nonbinary or something?" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Um, Talarico is, uh, low T?" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Talarico is going to institute sharia law!" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile."
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@wilwheaton.net I'm rewatching TBBT and I have a question I've been meaning to ask: How the heck did you get them to allow you to wear a Fruit-F***er-2000 tshirt on the show (S03E05)?! And, how many people knew what it was without being told? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Tonight's Starlink launch from Huntington Beach. (I need to work on my steadiness.)
Photo showing 2nd stage contrail of Starlink 17-14 launch from Vandenberg on 22 April 2026.
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Did anyone have "Trump Threatened War with The Vatican" on their bingo card?
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Safe travels, George! wait..wut?
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
to @ironspike.bsky.social : It is obvious by your insensitive mocking post, you don't have enough years to have ever experienced anything so traumatic that a similar type of event can remind you of it. It is my sincere hope that you never have that experience. -GenX cc @gregdoucette.bsky.social
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
@kevinmkruse.bsky.social How'd you get the government to promote your book? 🤔
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Dear Facebook, Fuck you! Your "two step verification" just put me through 20(!!!) fucking captcha steps and still won't let me in! Fuck you!
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Rob Pegoraro @robpegoraro.com · 11/03/2026
I was wondering when some life-experienced nerd would do this--and now the prophecy has been fulfilled. sweepthestrait.com
A version of Microsoft's old Windows Minesweeper game set in the Strait of Hormuz, published by a San Francisco-based developer named Sergey Alexashenko: https://x.com/SAlexashenko/status/2031475442008612953
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Serious incoming email at work. WTF?!
"AI for Data Anal"
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
.@kenwhite.bsky.social I would like to think that Patrick would be having a field day with these idiots and chalking up gotcha after gotcha. I do miss his wit, and I was only a distant observer. 😢
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
"Bruterous Hat" would be a good one. 🤣 @kenwhite.bsky.social @popehatnamechanges.bsky.social
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
We are the laughingstock of the world because of our moronic and psychotic president. Deservedly so.
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
My one-and-only successful troll of Mr. @wilwheaton.net, 12yrs ago, before it was a hell site. Too bad there hasn't been a lot to brag about since then. 😭
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
These misogynistic fucks just can't NOT assault women! Their masculinity is so fragile, so threatened, that a woman with a camera is a such threat that they have to WALK UP to her and strike a phone out of her hand! FUCK ICE, and this ASSHOLE in particular! 😡
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Hey, Kristi Noem, Why are you allowing ACTUAL NAZIs into US Government service?! This isn't a misunderstanding. Not a joke. This fucker has a real SS tattoo VISIBLE on his neck! I hope this Country can survive long enough to send these fascist assholes back under the rock from which they crawled!
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck. If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Some people may wonder why I am not only NOT a Republican, but also NOT as Democrat. This shit! Right here! Knock it off! 😡
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Fuck Trump! Fuck Miller! Fuck Kavenaugh! #KavenaughStop
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
@questauthority.bsky.social Have you heard anything in Hawaii that may have cause FedEx delays this last week? Shipped something from California Priority Overnight last week, went missing until today. No explanation; nothing in news. Just curious.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The fact that Republicans get upset about tearing down confederate monuments, but not demolishing the White House, says a lot.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 21/10/2025
"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA" * article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
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US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement operation in LA, reports say
A U.S. Marshal was shot while assisting an immigration enforcement operation, according to several reports.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
So did the officer have a finger on his trigger when he smashed the window with his gun?
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
@gregdoucette.bsky.social There appears to be a corollary to your adage:
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Well, this is a shocking development! ** (** But not to anyone that has a clue. )
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social FYI b/c we live in HB, too.... Wife texted the following headline ... "Government shutdown grounds U.S. military planes for Southern California airshow" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Autism and Tylenol has as much of a causal correlation as autism with dihydrogen-monoxide. 😡
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Absolute BULLSHIT extortion! This isn't even close to legal! Every single one of these asshole needs to be in jail!
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 12/09/2025
‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I am a cancer survivor. Here is proof (IMO) of AI ad bots trying to kill me. 😕
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I recently took my workplace's "Violence Reduction" training (or whatever it was called). It's a good thing to, because right now I would like to strangle a cow-orker, but I know I shouldn't. 😡
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I can't be the only one that thinks this looks like Stephen Miller in drag. 🤔
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