Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I wanted to take my wife to Olive Garden tonight, but I CAN'T FIND MY GODDAMN PASSPORT!!! Anyone know if I can still get unlimited breadsticks without my Real ID?static.klipy.comChef's Pasta PredicamentALT: Chef's Pasta Predicament 2074267545
td-vine.bsky.social @td-vine.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You have to buy Chump crypto. Then there’s breadsticks forever. 060
Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I tried to order from the lunch menu at Olive Garden too late. They didn't like that. 020
dargster.bsky.social @dargster.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Restaurants in real life: Can I take your order? Restaurants in the GOP’s dystopian hellscape: Your papers, please. 020
Max L. Dunn @maxldunn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You need a SAVE Citizenship ID. First step is confirming you're a white Republican male. 010
cwart12.bsky.social @cwart12.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Good point…. Are they implying Olive Garden is sovereign Italian territory? A consulate of sorts with salad and breadsticks? 030
Jo Marie @jomarie05.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I moved recently and need to update my Real Id driver's license. I have all my personal documents ready but I'm still waiting for a letter from God to verify my legal existence. 🤔🙄🤭 000
jaspertheabby.bsky.social @jaspertheabby.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You are out of luck. I tried and security escorted me out of restaurant. Hope you can find your passport. And it has to have at least six months before expiry. 010
Peppercorn @peppercorn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026This vein is so rich. Can we please do ten thousand more variations on this exact same lukewarm punchline 110
AmericanNOTDorR2 @americannotdorr2.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I stopped going to Olive Garden. There are plenty of better Italian restaurants around that don't kiss fascist ass. A boycott of Olive Garden until they either they sell to new management or go out of business is in order here. Corporations should ALWAYS pay a hefty price for kissing fascist ass. 030
AJ Nyx (she/her) @ajnyx.bsky.social · 22/07/2026All Olive Gardens have now built a little jail in the back for people who have the audacity to try and order food without a government issued ID. Olive Garden Cop is a rough job, but someone has to do it! Thin Breadstick Line 2361
Just James @bojabi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I got mine without a Real ID because I pasta roadside sobriety check. 130
Jaded_In_Montana🐸🩵🇺🇲 @jadedinmontana.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You can, your wife however cannot. She's changed her name and will require her birth certificate and marriage license, certified copies, in triplicate. 4763
Tom Joads Ghost @crankyanker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Might be time to join our radical leftwing terrorist group ANTIPASTA 2962
lamiwi.bsky.social @lamiwi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You just need a retinal scan for unlimited breadsticks but you have to eat them in the parking lot surrounded by armed guards. Enjoy! 070
sgillas @sgillas.bsky.social · 23/07/2026No worries, alternative identification is any 4 of the following: original birth certificate, marriage license, a copy of your mortgage, two sets of notarized documents. 100
Peggy z chooses the bear @peggychoosesbear.bsky.social · 22/07/2026NO. This is 'Murikkka dammit - no ID? No groceries! No unlimited breadsticks or salad! DAMMIT!! 010
terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026boycott olive garden for asking for ID then olive garden can sue the dumbass who said that 130
margauxaf @margauxaf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Roger beware...you might get the EXPLOSIVE diarrhea there. You will not be ZenAF if that happens. 😳 050
Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Damn Roger!!! I nearly choked on my chips! You tryin to kill me before I can go to Olive Garden myself??? 010
🍋 water @fries-that-shake.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Best husband award goes to you sir! If they can't give you unlimited breadsticks fuk them! Finish eating and leave without paying "like family" 010
jamesfromnowhere.bsky.social @jamesfromnowhere.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The Olive Garden: When you're here you're under federal authority! 010
April @acoxinthewild.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Seriously what are you doing wrong at Olive Garden that you thinks it's normal To show your ID for food? 210
Bryan Bouton @bbouton.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I used my state issued medical marijuana card (FL) and got the fried ravioli free 😉. 050
Deborah @idajo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I think with that plus your SS card and property tax receipt you’ll be ok. 020
analogvampire.bsky.social @analogvampire.bsky.social · 22/07/2026GOVT: REAL ID alone does not prove eligibility for breadsticks. #seizuresalad 1492
HA Grace @oneofthesurvivors.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Nope Probably gotta just Domino's goodbye too 030
Sanity Zone @sanityzone.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Actually, Real ID won't get it either. They claim that's not proof of citizenship. You'll need passport or certified copy of your birth certificate with legal name and gender marker that matches presentation. And you'll need to have that proof, not only when you register, but also when you vote. 010
outspoken1net.bsky.social @outspoken1net.bsky.social · 22/07/2026REAL ID won't work (except 5 unique states). 020
Crash32 @wvmjr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026My Sicilian Grandfather would beat me within an inch of my life if I ever stepped into an Olive Garden. 010
Lawrencebm @lawrencebm3.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Depends what night of the week you go.. Monday thru Wednesday quite possibly, Wednesday thru Thursday highly unlikely.. Friday thru Sunday lunch (after church..), they may force feed you their salad bowl too, 🌈The more you know.. 🙃 010
Bobbi Brooks @spillthesoup.bsky.social · 23/07/2026If you slip them some extra dough, they're willing to look pasta your ID. 011
Just j @stickgalsal.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Need an id?static.klipy.comMan Spying from Behind a GateALT: Man Spying from Behind a Gate 020
John Castillo @bozo76.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Yes. Yes you can. You have to agree to work in the kitchen for 5 weeks and then be deported to the fry station. 😁 020
SafeWaterCleanAir 💦☮️🌏🌍🌎 @thisisme7.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I’m not really laughing. It’s not a laughing matter, but I do really love your skeet!static.klipy.comPrince Shirley Temple Laughing LOLAlt: Prince Shirley Temple Laughing LOL 050
John Grunder @jgrunder.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You can substitute bringing your grandfather's birth certificate and your wife's latest Pap smear results... 3191
Trudy @trudymm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I believe you can get a regular entree with 2 breadsticks with a drivers license. The Endless Pasta and Breadsticks requires a passport. Salad does not require ID but to get into the bathroom 15 minutes after eating the salad, you must have your passport, a utility bill, 1st grade photo, & $50. 1503
Observer @amyastro.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Your wife needs it more than you do in the good ole U S of A 010
Serenity @serenity77.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I'm sure they'll let it slide this time 🤔 But I'd definitely suggest skipping the salad! (Taylor Farms supplier) 020
JPWKeeper @jpwkeeper.bsky.social · 22/07/2026It's worse. Olive Garden wants your ID because they're convinced someone will abuse their endless pasta deal. Pasta, you know, one of the least expensive meals in history. That they charge enormous amounts of money for. It's Reagan's welfare queens all over again, but with boiled bread noodles. 040
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gamercat365.bsky.social @gamercat365.bsky.social · 22/07/2026My superfriends ID gives me access to the universe 030
BFCF @stormseazon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026static.klipy.comSeinfeld's Soup Nazi: No Soup For You!ALT: Seinfeld's Soup Nazi: No Soup For You! 010
Amphora Levee @amphoralevee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026If you think Steve Scalise shouldn’t be one of the most powerful men in America, support his opponent, Lauren Jewett, with a few dollars. secure.numero.ai/contribute/l...secure.numero.aiContribute to Lauren Jewett for CongressHi, I'm Lauren Jewett and I am a Board Certified special education teacher of 17 years from Metairie, Louisiana. I've spent my entire career in public service advocating for the most vulnerable. With ... 010
Xine @kapopoki.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You need a unexpired passport so they don’t think you are an impasta 0110
realadambutler.bsky.social @realadambutler.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Wait you don’t have a realID? How the hell have you been able to buy groceries?!?! 010
mnlib69.bsky.social @mnlib69.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Under the pressure of fascist propaganda by entities like Fox News and Newsmax— Americans are pressured to believe complete absurdities. Our country is dying. 😖😖😖🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 000
busyyoungman.bsky.social @busyyoungman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026My 6 year old had to watch me eat. Fortunately for me i have a library card. 020
novolveremos.bsky.social @novolveremos.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Maybe! But you can forget about going to the grocery store 080
Countryluver 🇨🇦 @countryluver.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Do the same rules apply for Canadian Olive Gardens? 010
DogsAreGood @dogsaregood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026As Sheldon Cooper says"I dont like Olive Garden. They treat me like family ".static.klipy.comSheldon's Changing ExpressionALT: Sheldon's Changing Expression 080
ericjanssen.bsky.social @ericjanssen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Why would a GUY be going to Ol—oh, right, your wife. 010
MayhemMel! @melindameyer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Order curbside have someone else pick it ip for you. 😆😆😆 We do. 020
TooManyDogs @lotsofdogsinla.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Awww, doubtful. So sorry, you may have to settle for a more American restaurant like Cracker Barrel…assuming you have no brains, no teeth and married your sister of course.🤯😉 000
looproad.bsky.social @looproad.bsky.social · 23/07/2026You will be acosted and deported to outback 010
pamballard3.bsky.social @pamballard3.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Your real ID won't even work if you want to vote. 0100
Bridget @bridgetjboyle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026NO! you can only have 1 breadstick and two turns of the Cheese wand. 020
Alex R Olivas Jr @alexolivas.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Nope. If you give unlimited breadsticks to just anyone (who pays for them), the terrorists win. I think you’ll find in The Federalist Papers an argument for unlimited breadsticks ONLY for verified, ID-holding Americans. 050
zombie @11bandrew.bsky.social · 23/07/2026totally need to find a new garden. olives are good, i love em, but maybe theres a cucumber garden?? idk.. 010
Bob @supplysgt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Don’t know, I do know that republiCONS say you need an ID (passport) to grocery shop at Safeway! Just too many regulations to buy a Dozen Eggs (and Vote?) 081
Michael Foulks @michaelfoulks1971.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I really hate how Italians refuse to assimilate. 210
GaribaldiB @garibaldib.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The ID checker at the local Olive Garden quit, so they closed up. Really it closed down because people were tired of unending lines for unlimited breadsticks. 040
pnwpirate.bsky.social @pnwpirate.bsky.social · 22/07/2026static.klipy.comSeinfeld's Soup Nazi: No Soup For You!ALT: Seinfeld's Soup Nazi: No Soup For You! 0100
Debby Williams 💙♐️ @dwilliams1210.com · 22/07/2026static.klipy.comNatalie Nunn & Adore Nunn Laughing HystericallyALT: Natalie Nunn & Adore Nunn Laughing Hysterically 010
Sojumaster60 @sojumaster60.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Just bring your birth certificate. With that I'm sure you can at least get the unlimited salad.☺️ 030
The Vegan's Voice | Michael Corthell @thevegansvoice.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Careful. First they ask for a Real ID, then proof of citizenship, then a utility bill, two witnesses, and a notarized statement confirming you truly crave fettuccine Alfredo. By dessert, ICE is questioning the breadsticks. 040
debscheetzam.bsky.social @debscheetzam.bsky.social · 22/07/2026No you cannot and the Pasta Police are patrolling. 050
tennessee-expat.bsky.social @tennessee-expat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Bring a birth certificate and you should be fine. 010
Odin @odin1963.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Nope, sorry, you're out of luck. You'll probably be told to self-deport but look on the bright side -- wherever you go, you'll be trading UP. 💯 010
Constituent AuntiTFaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa @tfaunealford.bsky.social · 22/07/2026We live in the silliest timeline 140
treeguy72.bsky.social @treeguy72.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Y'all have been suckered: This whole internet myth started when people ignored what this is really about, and made up BS. SO...... You pay $100 for a pass that gives you unlimited pasta for a promotional time period. You have to have ID that shows you're the person entitled to the pasta. 100
stevethdemocrat @stevethdemocrat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026McDonald's MAY still be serving people without their papers. Not for long though. ⌛ 150
cfgmm.bsky.social @cfgmm.bsky.social · 23/07/2026No worries , all you need is the original version of your birth certificate....😁 010
petrachor.bsky.social @petrachor.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You could always buy breadsticks at a grocery store. Oh. Wait, I think the dictator said earlier you also have to show ID to buy groceries. Nevermind. 0250
nan-sees @hackforreal.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Nope, no bread for you just a stick it to you. Your birth certificate needed to get through the door. Photo ID needed for the kneaded. 160
BeTheChange @vishnumichael.bsky.social · 23/07/2026OLIVE GARDEN HACK!! Not to fear! I had the lunch soup, salad and unlimited breadsticks for lunch and no Real ID or passport required. HOWEVER, please note I did not order pasta! As long as you do not order pasta… you can get your fill of the breadsticks! 010
grtsafu.bsky.social @grtsafu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I think you're going to have to buy an app just to see the menu and then a membership to see if they have breadsticks 020
Chris @redeye1054.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Unlimited sure takes forever to get the 2nd portion and it’s a 1/3 of original. Plus it’s to expensive can make my own pasta for 1/2 the price. 010
Craig Carl 👨🦳 👩🦳👨🐕 @craigrcarl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You'd better hurry. Eating foreign food, even this quasi-ethnic stuff, will soon be a felony. Eat American! 170
IowaSundevil @iowaboy74.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Do you have time to run to the DMV and get your star card….lol 010
Van der Burgh @stephenintheburgh.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Be careful, I heard they'll arrest you if you're an impasta.static.klipy.comCharlie Day's Spaghetti Policy QuestionALT: Charlie Day's Spaghetti Policy Question 130
duncanidho.bsky.social @duncanidho.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I’d be more worried about being caught eating pasta bottomless ( no pants on ) 030
Chowdaddy @chowdaddy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026No, sorry. You'll need a driver's license, passport, birth certificate and three people already there to vouch for your identity. 010
Richard NY @richardny.bsky.social · 22/07/2026No can do. Breadsticks are a controlled substance. Get an Assault Rifle instead, no docs needed. 010
TR4-V15 @tmunreal.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I'm pretty sure if you can just get there, you'll be fine. Anyone who gets in is granted citizenship since they're family. 010
Pranya3922 @pranya3922.bsky.social · 23/07/2026If you let me come with you, I’ll vouch for you. I have a high level security clearance and can authorize unlimited breadsticks. It’s a burden to ensure spies don’t get access. The weight of our national security on my shoulders . As long as you pinky swear you aren’t a spy. 010
Dreaming Outloud @danastar78.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I wouldn't count on it...stay home, make a nice salad... ....oh....wait.....oops!static.klipy.comExplosive Diarrhea: Poo Poop Toilet HumorALT: Explosive Diarrhea: Poo Poop Toilet Humor 030
Stacy Kern-Fowler @skfowler.bsky.social · 22/07/2026As long as you have your state ID, you should be fine. Trump told us that they are checking people’s IDs so we can assume that it will be OK. 030
StrangeBrickDroog @strangebrickdroog.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I’m not so sure that that’s very authentic food because in Italy they only use bread at the very end of the meal to sop up the last bit of sauce fare la scarpetta! 010
Aimee @cencalakb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You can't get into the tour of Italy without it.. everyone knows that. Sorry, no unlimited bread sticks for you. 010
Read&Resist @bibliophile1964.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You’re screwed. Stop whinging and let your wife go. If you can’t keep her without unlimited breadsticks, it wasn’t meant to be. Let her fly free!!! 💔 020
mitcha11.bsky.social @mitcha11.bsky.social · 23/07/2026You should go to a real Italian restaurant... Olive Garden is for people who don't know what real Italian food is... 110
Craig Presser @joeschmo999.bsky.social · 22/07/2026www.bing.com/videos/river...bing.comsnippet video showing guy saying a picture id or real id is not proof of citizenship - Search VideosVideosWatch videos instantly on Bing—enjoy direct playback, discover related clips, and dive into trending content all in one place. 010
atiraslight.bsky.social @atiraslight.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Won't be going to Olive Garden anytime soon since I refuse to show I'm old enough for bread and pasta. 010
Ms. Tabitha Twitchit @tabbykat327.bsky.social · 23/07/2026You need a birth certificate for bread sticks. Why? The bread (and blood) is the life, ya silly goose!static.klipy.comDr Cox's Infectious GigglesAlt: Dr Cox's Infectious Giggles silly face and a smile 010
minkeydink226.bsky.social @minkeydink226.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I think there’s a fingerprint option with you providing a copy of your last colonoscopy scan. That reminds me to remind you, if you’re getting unlimited salad, you’re getting unlimited 💩 so maybe wear Depends. Bring extra for the table. 😉 Enjoy!! 😆 020
3guitarsandadog.bsky.social @3guitarsandadog.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The Olive Garden jokes will never get old. And I bet the love the free advertising. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 010
SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Don't say nothin'. A guy stands on the corner near OG in nothing but a trench coat. Slowly approach him from the left because that's the only good eye he has. Say, "I'm here to see Mr. Garlica." Then give him tree fiddy in loose change for 4. Don't say nothin'. Hail a cab to the train depot. 🚖 010
ken031350.bsky.social @ken031350.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Cool...Olive Garden is trolling the GOP and the clown! 010
Jeff from northern Washington @ronaldian.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Haven’t you attended the Republican meetings? A Real ID is not sufficient to establish Olive Garden citizenship 020
Sparkling Wizzle @liberalbadger97.bsky.social · 23/07/2026When you’re there you’re family, so…static.klipy.comMoses Storm as Freddy Krueger with Breadstick ClawsALT: Moses Storm as Freddy Krueger with Breadstick Claws 010
🗿🌊🌎🛡️AntiFAbe🛡️🌍🌊🗿 @abewust.bsky.social · 22/07/2026static.klipy.comComputer Says NoALT: Computer Says No 020
scrumdily.bsky.social @scrumdily.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I just don't get it. They came up with that argument as if Olive Garden is the one who manages our Social Security Numbers and Tax Information. 060
strangeronafarm.bsky.social @strangeronafarm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026No, but you can buy a gun with just your driver's license, whether or not it's a real ID. 1141
Jukka @it-pajala.bsky.social · 23/07/2026That's me in the video. I only learned to cook later in life, and I'm proud of how far I've come. My cooking hasn't killed anyone (yet). The bar may not be very high, but still. 😄 000
Aline Carriere @jedlight.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I'm sorry, Real IDs that don't indicate citizenship are not acceptable under the SAVE America Act & only 5 states issue these Enhanced IDs. www.dhs.gov/enhanced-dri... No breadsticks for you!dhs.govEnhanced Drivers Licenses: What Are They? | Homeland SecurityEnhanced Drivers Licenses (EDLs) are state-issued enhanced drivers licenses that provide proof of identity and U.S. citizenship. 041
MariaMia🐾🐾🐾 @quemirasbobo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026OK..you come up with some really good ones that make me laugh & chuckle Some of the comments are fucking hilarious No disrespect 020
GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I ate at an Olive Garden, then paid with a credit card that had some guy's name on it, no picture, and unbelievably, they took the card, charged it, and not once did they ask me to show a picture ID. I mean, wtf? What if *MY* card had been stolen, and some bum was getting a free meal?! 🙊🙉🙈 [==*==] 020
Menopausal Mermaid 🫘🏳️🌈 @menopausalmermaid.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Well you sure as hell can’t order the Tour of Italy 😀 010
supershowen.bsky.social @supershowen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026If youvdont have a "real one " try a fake one. 010
JustAGuyFromKY @justaguyfromky.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Your better not even think about ordering the Tour of Italy. You need a VISA for that shit 020
TSW @tsdubu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I went on Friday…and not only did they need my passport, they also needed my report card from 3rd grade and it had to be certified. 🤣 010
Janice NJ 🌈 🕊️ @janicenj.bsky.social · 24/07/2026For the past 30+ years, I have filed state & federal tax returns jointly with my husband. Paid our property taxes on our home & voted with this same address. How does none of this prove who I am? 110
Mark Roddy @markr51.bsky.social · 22/07/2026This is nonsense. All you need to dine at the OG is your barf certificate. 140
Phil is wondering 🏳️🌈 @phil44.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Are you kidding? You can’t even buy groceries without a real ID 020
Joel Oviedo @gross-polluter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Elon musk will be big mad if you're not a "real" Italian 070
Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Due to the advances in modern science. You at Olive Garden youtube.com/shorts/G2fnB...youtube.comWhen the waiter offers cheese on topYouTube video by Smosh 010
Laurence Fitzgerald "Fitz" @laurencefitzgerald.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Friends don't let friends eat at Olive Garden. 020
Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 22/07/2026No, but if you show them a copy of your dd-14 they’ll thank you for your service. 030
6 deep @staci3.bsky.social · 22/07/2026unlimited breadsticks is a human right.. the fact this wasnt in the OG constitution tells me the founding fathers were going through a gluten free phase.. we need to call on the congress to fix this injustice 0150
gwenniegrand.bsky.social @gwenniegrand.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I didn't realize that Steve Scalise suffered brain damage from that 2017 shooting but here we are...picture ID to order unlimited pasta at Olive Garden.🤷🏾 030
