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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hey my muchachos, I've had a run of very bad luck. Please retweet for visibility. Thanks. t.co/QXnWEWjuW5

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This ignorant ex-coach doesn't represent me. There's doubt about his residence qualification. We must find a way to deal with elected officials who refuse to respect law and rules of conduct. Lying must be unthinkable. Waiting for the next election gives them too much time to cause trouble.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Analyzing this fool as if he could ever act like a normal person, is what keeps him getting crazier and crazier. STOP SANE WASHING HIM

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I just can't no more. 🤦‍♀️

Gentleman smoking a cigar and saying:
Hey, you there: Fuck off.
And when you get there,
fuck off from there too.
Then fuck off some more.
Keep fucking off until you get back here.
Then fuck off again.

yourecards
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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Oh yeah? Boot up DOS 3.1, log on, and show us the D: prompt, #OrangeJudas! Otherwise, have Nattie change your nappie. 🖕🏽🍊💩🤡

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Has anyone else noticed some thing strange happening with the cowardly lyin' MAGAts?

Yellow? Why is this traitor glowing yellow?

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

On this anniversary each year, I wonder how much of my story I should tell. I worked in public safety. With as much as most people understand, consider that my work allowed me to know more. That has turned out to be a lesson and a curse. I was standing in a 9-1-1 answering center when it happened.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It's 96° outside. I am in a local ice cream shop with my true love munching on some peaches & cream fresh made ice cream. Be like Joe and me. Get some ice cream.

Help out your friends and neighbors. Get a treat from a local place. Peaches and cream!
😋🍦

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

*SIGNAL BOOST* Play this every hour of every day. In his face, In his ear. Over there, Over here! Okay, we'll give him a prize for making the stupidest decision ever in the world: Pissing off Canada, EH! You are on your own now, foolish idiot. Now go and lick Pooty's Doody.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Despite being retired, and it's a holiday, I started Monday with a good shart. How do you greet Mondays?

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

#TheresNoReasonTo have political parties. George Washington wrote this. 👇🏼

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

What might be the best first move in a game of "The Floor, Walls, and Ceilings Are Lava?"

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Okay BlueSky, who is up having an evening snack? What are you having? Cold raw baby carrots + vinagrette salad dressing Bonus: If you did, why did you pee a little today? #EveningSnack

It's vine-ripe tomato time down here, y'all. We keep a lookout for farmers markets where we can buy some that're just ripe. Even giant heritage like 'Big Boy.'

Ever since I was just a little kid I have loved raw carrots. As soon as I was able to use a safety peeler, I would get a large carrot from the fridge, peel it a bit and eat it right there.

Here I added vinaigrette salad dressing to give the flavor a little help. I cannot eat lettuce or cabbage, so l add tomatoes and shredded cheese in as well.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

To go along with many postings of my own, I will say again it is time to stop pussy footing around with these dangerous lunatic "conservatives" and work together for shared prosperity. That's the secret ingredient that made America great - UNITED, NOT DIVIDED! 🖕🏻🍊💩🤡

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Never forget: The main reason this keeps happening is because goddamn Republicans abetted by billionaires are funding this treasonous shit. If you really want to solve a problem, you have to cut it off at the source.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The universe in general, and Karma specifically are always watching for imbalances that cannot continue. The outdated "conservative" agenda is causing too much harm. Since the entire right wing is full of shit, behold! Enter explosive diarrhea. m.youtube.com/watch?v=-C0b...

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RV (2006) - The Poop Geyser Scene (3/10) | Movieclips

YouTube video by Movieclips

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Not in any sense of the word is he "Christian." Maybe, he should stick to being in a pear tree.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Free character name: Idchy Bahls Enjoy! #writers

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

1. You bury someone at sea, can it be said they are now a marine corpse?

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Quantum Pirates kidnap a Quantum mechanic. If he refuses to cooperate, will they force him to walk the Planck?

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

A. The never to be built ball room would have to be erected on public property. Furthermore, historic public property that a vandal has destroyed. B. Fuck off with that bullshit.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

LIAR! These fuckers have been butthurt ever since FDR showed that government CAN HELP YOU. RayGun was full of shit. Republicans pretend they're money experts, yet they can't tell us how to make Social Security work? BULL SHIT Workers EARN & SAVE FOR SS. They DESERVE RETIREMENT.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Okay this is the last time I'm going to do this with some friendly advice: Don't even think about touching Social Security. Stop threatening our EARNED retirement fund. 🤬

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

In 1956, 70 years ago, I was born June 13. For now, my wish is for good all people to have peace. The evil squatter in the White House has got to go. That'll ruin its birthday tomorrow.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Okay, this cannot continue. We have a lunatic making worldwide threats and causing all kinds of mayhem. Wouldn't you say in most cases like this if it was a single serial killer they would have already brought him in? Move heaven, Earth and whatever else to get his ass out NOW. Do details later.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Begin; Rewind to the start; if(stupid) %We need robots that look like people% %Why? Wouldn't that be dangerous?% then Rewind to the start; … … if(stupid) %We need robots that look like people% then Rewind to the start; else %We hereby agree that robots must never look like humans.% Continue; End;

Background is the interior of an old rotting building.

Big black agent robot holding the #TerribleToddler Tyrant up by his diaper causing a wedgie effect.

R: How's that feel?

T: I have no ball room.

R: Remember that.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Old MacDonald votes for Trump. E-I E-I E-I OOO And now his farm is just a dump. E-I E-I E-I OOO With some bullshit here and bullshit there Here a pile, there a pile Everywhere a shit pile

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Super Wedgie for the #OrangeCrybaby. AI Black Agent Fixer-upper old barn 🍊💩🤡 pays for cleaning it up and making a ballroom.

Scene in an old barn with a black metallic robot holding the #OrangeBaby up by his diaper in a wedgie.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Despite the higher costs on almost everything now, rope is still fairly cheap.

An old scroll with the words:

Why must we wait for an election to remove criminals from our government?

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

The only ball room taxpayers should pay for—a hamster ball. 🖕🏻🍊💩🤡

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

lf you have a little time, please send healing vibes. I was in the hospital last week, and now it seems the illness is back. (You don't want to know details. 🤮) I'll be seeing a new doctor this afternoon. 🤞🏼

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

You may or may not have noticed that I have described 🍊💩🤡 as being like a hillbilly with too much money. AKA Plumb Trailer Park Tacky. Lo and behold! He has turned one of our important memorials into just another "see-mint pond" in the backyard. "Jethro! Fetch the truck."

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Is it just me, or lately has your Stabby Level gone up to 11 due to all of the crazy people running loose? What's your Stabby Level?

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

¡FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO! OR HAPPY SINK-O-DE-MAYO

An old sink with 5 jars of mayonnaise in it. Cinco de Mayo decorations.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

A. lt's NOT his fucking property. B. It is NOT going to fit in with the rest of the historical buildings. C. At some point, it will end up being a "White elephant" for the taxpayers of the country to maintain. E. It's long past time for this selfish, evil, devil to hear the word "NO!"

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Just imagine: Obama has millions of gallons of MAGA tears to pour all over him.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

As we pulled into the parking lot today for lunch, Spider-Man was there. He was on the hood of a car, waving.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Just spitballing, but why are they doing this crew recovery about the hardest old way possible? This photo is The USS Cole (DDG 67) which was attacked. It was lifted by Blue Marlin from Offshore Heavy Transport, a Norwegian dry dock vessel to bring it back for repair. Around 9,000 tons!

The U.S. Navy hired Blue Marlin from Offshore Heavy Transport to move the destroyer USS Cole back to the United States after the warship was damaged by Al-Qaeda suicide bombers while anchored in the port of Aden, Yemen.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Hint: Famous fictional character:

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

She does a good job of detecting bullshit, and calling it out.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I think we should demand that that can't happen until the Pampers Poopin' Patriot leads the way.

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