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Don Todd

@dontodd.bsky.social
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Legendary writer-showrunner (FLORIDA MAN, This Is Us, Samantha Who, etc). Dad, husband, bourbon drinker, usually all at once.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4h
Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So Trump told reporters in the White House today that “Canada are going to come in and say, ‘Sir, we are sorry’…” Trump is managed to do something I didn’t think was possible — guarantee that Canadians will never say “sorry.”
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 21h
Oh wow, gosh, you "voted for him but didn't vote for this" huh. Sounds like you're pretty fuckin' shitty at voting, maybe you should stop.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rape Van Winkle
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/09/2026
These people are utterly shameless
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine being the worst Senator from Missouri when your only competition is Josh Hawley…
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 29/09/2026
Republicans discover the microphone works both ways.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23h
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Ruth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Democratic candidate talking point just dropped.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026
Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/09/2026
I’m not sure why Andrew Bailey is leaving the FBI, but we know it’s not for engaging in bestiality.
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MantaHunk 🌎🏳️‍🌈☮️🟧 @mantahunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You and I are paying Trump to run ads against us on Fox News. Are you angry yet? Are you livid yet? Are you ready for revolution yet?
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There was probably a brief period after the invention of the fork when people complained that young people didn’t know how to use their hands anymore.
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gdawg714.bsky.social @gdawg714.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Under Donald Trump, America is much less safe and much less secure.👇
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our tax dollars are being spent to indulge the fantasies and to soothe the fragile ego of a narcissistic sociopath who is falling deeper and deeper into psychosis.
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Happy213 @happy213.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Los Angeles 👇👇
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don-brown.bsky.social @don-brown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What an insufferable fuckknuckle
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/09/2026
This is an entirely new phenomenon because before the vaccine, most women who survived measles were immune because they had it when they were young. But now, idiots who refuse to get vaccinated are giving birth to babies with measles. Two babies have died. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
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America had wiped out measles. Now babies are infected at birth.
Congenital measles has rarely been seen in the U.S. That’s changing as vaccination declines and more pregnant women become infected.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Susan Collins is always horrified by the predictable results of her own vote, which means Mainers who genuinely care about Susan Collins should elect Troy Jackson as he won’t vote for things that wind up upsetting Susan Collins, unlike Susan Collins
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can tell, with all of the explicit ethnic cleansing making everything worse and more expensive, the GOP's next target is just to go all out on gender wars. Everyone on X or Rumble is complaining about nagging women 24/7, with brief respites for holocaust denial. Full 4chan incel GOP incoming.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is extraordinarily well written.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Truth 💥
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyday we get a headline like “Supreme Court says it’s fine for President to purge voting rolls however he wants” and then no follow up either from the media or any politician esp the opposition party
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know I've posted this many times - needs to flood the media until election day.
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If Trump ignores the court order reinstating the media then why wouldn’t he ignore order declaring Democrats won the house
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Quilters, immigrant rights advocates and an interfaith coalition unveiled the Stolen Neighbors Quilt at the Minnesota State Capitol on Tuesday to honor Minnesotans detained by federal immigration enforcement - and advocate on their behalf.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can’t believe our tax dollars are being used for political ads. The White House is now airing a taxpayer-funded ad during commercial breaks on Fox News. The 30-second spot has all the markings of a campaign ad, except the disclaimer at the bottom says: “Paid for by the U.S. Government.”
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BREAKING on MS NOW: MS NOW and CNN journalists have just been denied access to covering Xi Jinping's arrival back at the White House for tonight's state dinner.
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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KD📚🌎🌊🇺🇸 @kdnerak33.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A woman was attending her dream school: Cornell. Then, she was drugged and raped for hours by seven men. She had to drop out. They had to write essays. www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
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Former Cornell University student sues school, 7 fraternity members over rape allegations
Cornell University and seven Chi Phi fraternity members are facing a lawsuit over rape allegations.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-w…
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ICE shot Wilber Perez in the back. Now, Wilber can’t move the left side of his body. How does paralyzing a DoorDash driver make anyone more safe?
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Mike in the Box @mike-in-the-box.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reminder: President Xi is currently supplying targeting coordinates to Iran so that they can kill American soldiers.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He kept yelling "I'm a U.S. citizen." They kept him pinned to the sidewalk anyway. He left in an ambulance with injuries to his head, neck, and teeth. DHS calls it "without further incident." www.jackhopkinsnow.com
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In Another Instalment of: “Didn’t Age Well” 🤭
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good Question.......?
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Possibly the best example of American democracy and governance in the era of Trump.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chat GPT helped a kid plan a mass shooting. “Van Rootselaar carried out a suicidal mass shooting at Tumbler Ridge Secondary School this past February, killing a total of eight people and injuring dozens of others.” www.motherjones.com/media/2026/0...
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It just keeps getting better.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026
We call this a concentration camp, your honor.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chinese media allowed at WH. American media banned in defiance of a court order.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/09/2026
This belongs in the Smithsonian.
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