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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Why I despise Defense Lawyers. A Lawyer for one of The Cornell 7 said that his client was in the room with the female, and other Males. She was under no Duress. Well no shit. Of course she wasn't under Duress, she would have to be aware of WHAT was happening to her. No. She was drugged.

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Not All Men when it comes to defending themselves against Bad Men. I never had to say it Because I act like I am suppose to act around Women. I do not need to force myself to be polite, courteous, or respectful of Woman. It is natural to me, like walking. I do not associate myself

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Took My Youngest to work. First Child ever to wondered what do I do. So. We went to work. Went up front gate, swiped my badge went up the road, around the bend and The Campus. Went to front desk, asked for a visitor badge. Walked down the mirrored hall. She asked..."What is with the wall?"

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

@trekkiebill.bsky.social DUDE! SEASON FINALE OF STRANGE NEW WORLDS! THEY INTRODUCED A TAS CHARACTER!

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What a strange occurrence. I just watched a heated debate about K-POP Bands between My 16 year old daughter, and my 16 year old granddaughter. Weird.

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“They have to be really tight on you?” “They are actually comfy.” “You’re going to torque a testicle.” “Already have.” “How are you not in pain?” “I am in pain. You going to stop stealing my hoodies?” “LMAO…No. You’ll rupture a testicle before I do that.” “GOD YOU’RE EVIL!!”

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Since my wife has decided to take yet another hoodie I struck back. I’m currently wearing a pair of her favorite Yoga Pants. I am wearing them. I’m not saying it will be easy to get out of them.

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"ELECT ME PRESIDENT! AND I SHALL RESTORE ALL RIGHTS BACK TO WOMEN! At the same time making it a Felony for any Woman to steal her husbands/boyfriends Hoodie.

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Saw a 15 year old girl having problems with a math problem. "I can't figure out averages work." " Averages. 100+200+45+78+99=522. Now divide 522 by 5. The average would be...." "104.4. That's it? That's how averages work? Set of numbers, added up, and then divided by the set of numbers?" "Yep.'

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Well Police called the house. Evidently a 20something year old male decided to grab Eliza from behind and grope her. Now men are stronger than Woman, but..Eliza had leg locked him behind the knee fell back, and had him in a Rear Naked Choke hold till police came. Which was easy since he was crying

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“I’m going to go take a shower.” “Is that a statement or a suggestion?” “Hear that? No kids in the house. Assume what you will.” 2 hours later. “We need another shower.”

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“we want to buy your company.” “You do know our company is employee run, they would have to agree with it.” “We can offer them positions.” “JT!” “What?” “Want to join this company?” “They do know we work FOR THE PEOPLE!!”

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Me with my sister. “JT. You needed to turn back there.” “Oh. Next turn.” “OMG YOU MISSED THAT TURN! “Sorry. The truck ahead of us is not turning.” “what does that truck have to do with you missing turns it says WIDE LOAD!” “Since you’re here. Thought it was an escort.” She hurt me a lot.

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Some rude person asked me.."What are your thoughts on Transrights?" I replied "I do not know, same people complaining about Transrights, their Fathers, and Grandfather were also the ones complaining about Rights of Blacks. As for me, as the Declaration of Independence, Inalienable Rights.

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Yesterday we found out our UPS Woman was being given a new route, which she was not happy because she has been on this route for 15 years, and she has bonded with the families, mine included. No offense to the new younger guy, but. When you get 200 people at your hub politely demanding that Nicole

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

So Eliza and Emme have registered to vote. Someone asked what party? They said…”None of your business.”

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I just watched one daughter kick a soccer ball into her sister, and watch her go down, and started shaking. I got up and left soon as I saw where it hit ONLY TO HEAR! "EMME! YOU MIGHT WANT TO JUST ENJOY IT FOR AWHILE!" "Excuse Me." "Got kicked there once before, and sheesh!" "I need a drink."

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

One of Jeni's favorite characters Peanuts. What does Starbucks have (HAD) in stores today (STOP DOING THIS SHIT) Peanuts!! How fast did they sell out..shorter time than typing this. Target on the other hand. I was able to get 6 different Peanuts Collectibles. Jeni comes home...

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Look is my sworn duty to Walk up to my sister why she is on a lunch date with this guy she likes, and she orders burgers and fries...I AM OBLIGATED BY LAW TO TAKE A HANDFUL OF FRIES, AND A BITE OUT OF HER BURGR! THEM THE RULES!

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Score Card. Amanda, Bethany, Cameron are Triplets Catherine and Charlene ,and Eliza and Emme are Twins Allison, Danielle, and Rebecca are singles. Amanda Bethany and Cameron are oldest Follow by Allison. Followed by Cathrine and Charlene Eliza and Emme and Rebecca. 39-37-28-26-19-16

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We talked to our daughter Catherine today. She is doing research. At the South Pole. She will be there for a year. I HAVE A KID AT THE SOUTH POLE!

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Building Hussy Grabbed My Ass. “This is going to be mine.” So I responded like any typical male would when a woman grabs his ass. I called my wife to let her handle it. She came. She grabbed her by the hair and dragged her into the ladies room.

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

On Sept 12th 2001. My Old C/O said when asked to train a new team. "I am not teaching young men to follow me into a situation they are not prepared for." "What if we got your old team back." "Then I would in a heart beat, but they did their bit for this country." The look when he saw us.

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Awwww. How cute. MAGA Man “Tell me. You so mart name the 3 branches of government?” “Executive, Judicial and Legislative.” “HA HA HA YOU MOSSED THE PRESIDENT!” “Dumbass that’s The Executive Branch.” “Oh…umm….” “You people are not very bright.”

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This sums up Wil E Coyote and Road Runner. They are looking down on Foghorn Leghorn. Foghorn was about to hit Wil E, but Road Runner grabbed him, took him down. Credit to Luciacas Tillo for this youtu.be/rTajXpDh-04?...

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Beep Beep Beep. Translation "Are you coming back?"

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My Wife just screamed at the top of her lungs in that fashion she just saw a big ass spider, and expects me to come in and remove it from the premises.

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Monday it was Dolly Parton Tuesday it was Tim Curry. TODAY! PETER CULLEN! THE VOICE OF OPTIMUS PRIME! WTF MAN!

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

AGAIN! WRONG 80 YEAR OLD! YESTERDAY DOLLY TODAY TIM CURRY! LISTEN! YOU ARE TAKING THE WRONG 80 YEAR OLD DEATH!

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Get to work. 9 to 5 starts playing, and a lot of us are wearing pink for a Phenomenal Human Being.

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The Twins are with their Obaachan. Their Godfather picked them up. They are happy, safe.

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Evolution of Parenthood. Newborn-5 :Stay where I can see you. 5-7 : Stay in front/back yard and don't go past the gate. 7-9: You can ride your bike down to the street, and back up. 9-11: You can walk to your friends house, but be home before dark. 11-15 : Thanks for calling to tell us.

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"Cop. The reason I pulled you over. You look too young to be driving.When were you born. "August 12th 2010." "The reason I pulled you over is because you look too young to be driving. You have to be 16 to dive." "I am 16." "You said you were born in 2010." "Yeah. 16 years ago." "Oh...um...er."

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Rebecca arrived at school this morning. She was told to go to Principal's Office. They put in her combined learning the previous 3 years to tally up what she needs to graduate. She needs 21 Credits to Graduate. She has 24 Credits. She is 3 over the limit. Has a Final GPA of 4.3.

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

So Secret Service has forwarded information to the company I work for. I am in the security intelligence section. Seems some people of The Project 2025 creations are a bit worried about their inexperienced security details, and fear for their safety. We declined.

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Thus another chapter closes in Parenthood. Just did the final back to school shopping. School Shopping 1991-2026.

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My Older Sister had her Uterus removed. It was starting to cause serious health problems. She comes back from surgery and to her room. Mom, our other sisters stayed. Then visiting time was over. Doctor...."Ok she needs to rest, she will be asleep all night..." Mom, and our sisters left.

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Older Guy " Nice Breast and Thighs." I say..."Aww Thanks.I work out a lot." "No Dude, I was talking about the girl." "No, You had to be talking to me, and not my daughter, because if you were talking about my daughter, I might throw you off the 2nd level." "IT WAS A PRANK!"

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Me, and my daughter just sat in front of our house in lawn chairs watching 8 women fight over one man who knocked up all 8 of them, and he ain't even married. Action went on for like a good 45 minutes. We only have 10 cops on duty in this area. She ran back to the house, popcorn and drinks.

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

When you're with your wife at her dermatologist appointment, and the asst goes to clean the make up off, and she removes just lipstick, and eyeshadow. and be like..."WTF?!" "I avoid the sun, and I don't eat processed foods, exercise."

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

So. Daughter got accepted to both Oxford, and Cambridge. I will now take this moment to have my Homer Simpson Moment.

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Homer Simpson's Whoo Hoo!

ALT: Homer Simpson's Whoo Hoo!

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Went on a Walking Date. Little talk. Hand holding. Ran into a few of Jeni's friends. They waved us over, wanted to talk..Jeni replied..."You know my one rule." "Oh sorry, we forgot." I asked "What rule?" "I am out with you, no one else."

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

So let me get this straight. Woman makes a comment about the Pads, and Tampons in my cart. Then asks if I am married/dating someone. I wave my hands over the cart. She then ask do I cheat. Lady. No man with 75 dollars in feminine hygiene products is cheating!!!!!!!!

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Behold! The True Power of Self Control Costco. 1 item. That’s it.

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"Sir..the reason.... "You pulled me over to see if a Tier 3 Police Officer stands a chances against a Tier 1 Special Forces Operator?" "..Umm...Well Your car..." "So Black Honda Accord was stolen like this one, even with temp tag in back window was...what?" "Stolen...."

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Devilishly Clever. @devilishlyclever.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I forgot our phones are synced for purchases. "Babe...Did you just buy The Autobot Matrix of Leadership?" "Yes, yes I did."

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