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Pobody’s Nerfect

@blackcoffeekid.bsky.social
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“I’ve kIcked better people than you, and by golly I’ll do it again. “

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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A few years ago my partner and I took a trip to Washington to attend a wedding. This is what the reflecting pool looked like then. I still remember walking along side it with her that night as we chatted and watched the people move along side it. It was beautiful. Now when I see pictures of it,
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lotta of good push back on this list. The Trump regime isn't as nearly impervious as they would like you to think.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Tim Robinson's Iconic ITYSL Reaction
ALT: Tim Robinson's Iconic ITYSL Reaction
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm bit even religious. that was a fine bit of orating on god and country.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place!" -Nixon's head
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I really wish he got the same coverage as Mamdani, not just because he's black, but because he's another example of a progressive politician with a people focused plan of governance getting tangible results. The more examples of the successes of progressive politics the better.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem" will forever be one of the greatest band names ever.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
onion satire is top notch
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He's trying to knock down the Kennedy Center? It's like he just fucking Washington up as a demoralization campaign against the American. The east wing smashed up, that shitty Nazi arch, the back yard wrestling show he hosted on the lawn and now this. #Havingapresidentthathatesussucks.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Womp womp
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran watching the opening acts as well as his band peace out...
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Muppet Scooter's Shocked Reaction
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
DAWPJBWHS
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The next Shrek is going to need to be Oscar worthy with all the bad press this guy is giving Ogres.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Watching Hunter Biden in the Adam Friedland show and damn, is he charming. youtu.be/CEV0uxxDG1I?...
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HUNTER BIDEN Talks Recovery, Gaza, Family
YouTube video by The Adam Friedland Show
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Seem like that “I told you so” campaign I’m going on just got a little longer. He’s the exact kind of dork who would have actual space lasers. Fortunately if they’ve got that same musk rubbed on them as the cyber truck, they’ll probably just like blow themselves up, right?
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mustardondabeat
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mesmerizing beauty
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tim Curry went to heaven simply because the devil didn’t want to have to deal with that level of “rizz” every damn day.
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Tim Curry's Devil Laugh
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Damn, Onion.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Death keeps taking all the wrong Octogenarians. Given that all of them have passed leading up to my birthday culminating in the passing of the guy who voiced my favorite superhero (Optimus Prime) I’m taking this personally.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Losing Dolly Parton and Tim Curry within two days of my birthday is such a drag. The universe owes me a couple of wishes, or a rebalancing on my big day.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Once a day this pops in my head and I have yet to figure out why. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The world’s luminance dimmed today. What better way to honor Dolly Parton’s passing than to try to brighten it back up with deeds and a little kindness?
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I was wondering where all the opening racist shit heads were on this app. Guess I found one. Oh joy.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Believe and bust out!!!
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Wow. I’ve got 200 followers! Hi everyone! Hope you’re having a good day. Don’t let the dystopia grind you down.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Atlanta is fucked if film doesn’t come back. I was talking to a film buddy of mine and found out most of our studios are privately owned. Big open spaces already built and plumbed collecting dust, ripe for sale. The death of Yallywood may be the birth of data-center dystopia in the “A”.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Actually, the new ep on Karp is riveting. I can wait.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
While Trump hides in a cart, remember Jackson used to duel people, and once beat a guy to death with a stick, Roosevelt got popped and contained his speech, and Lincoln used to suplex opponents at debates. There’s levels to this tough prez shit.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Kids all into Andrew Tate. Back in my day, when we (da boyz and I)felt sad about our place in life, we went out into the woods to be eaten by bears!!! We used to be a country!!!
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I just wish I could tell Timothy Treadwell “bees take naps, bro”.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Why you should hate Namor the Submariner. Namor got ahold of the Phoenix force, and said to himself “ Wakanda forever? Nah. Wakanda for the next 5 mins” and flooded it. 616 Namor will always be “that dude”, and by “that dude” I mean “that dude is a fuckin dick”.
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Namor The Sub-Mariner Comic Cover by John Byrne
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 04/08/2026
An image from campus times dot org

I edited it

The image is of a man hiding behind a rock and holding onto a rope 
The rope is attached to a stick 
The stick props up a box
Inside the box I wrote FOOD
On the box I wrote SOCIALISM
On the man I wrote MAMDANI
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You ever think RFK is trying to give all of us the transformative experience of brain worms/heroine, and that road killed bear meat is Chinese dinner levels of succulent? No, because you’re all a bunch of low t ingrates. Also, jeans are appropriate EVERYWHERE.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
No this is the kinda thread that’ll keep me on Bluesky.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Someone should have gotten 50 Cent to produce the Lindsey Graham doc. Could have called it “Lady G(enocide)”. Total missed opportunity.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If God didn’t want some people to be trans, he wouldn’t have made Bugs Bunny such a goddamn smoke show.
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Bugs Bunny in The Bugs Bunny and Roadrunner Movie
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The best defense against the ails of back breaking work is a strong fuckin back. In the midst of all this political tumult make sure to take care of your body. You only get one. Better really get your money’s worth.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I’m not saying you shouldn’t be paid well to be a public servant, but you shouldn’t get paid so well that you are 100% insulated from policies you back that hurt the poorest of your constituents, nor should your pay come from foreign benefactors or corporations. You work for the people, not google
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Now that I’m thinking about it, I’m pretty sure Smedley Butler filled the T quota for Marines for at least another 10 years. And it’s the Good “anti-military industrial complex” T, too.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Finally got a weight bench, and after my first real workout my little arm vein came back. ***hey there lil buddy***
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Has Trump ever backed a sports team or athlete that’s won? I thought the madden curse was bad.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Italian Zoran Mamdani is “WALKIN, HEREEEE”.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I feel like Neil Degrasse Tyson actually did drop his phone once and didn’t tell anyone and that’s why we’re in this mess. #blameneil
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
These devils need no advocate.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“Sweet Helios, bless this gooch with your everlasting vitality.”
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What a time to be taking a hiatus from Reddit.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This fuckin guy
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I’m so broke I’m thinking of assuming a black conservative persona and starting a TikTok channel. Lotta money to be made in validating racist white egos and I do genuinely find the Dem establishment to pretty terrible. Thats half the battle right there.
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Pobody’s Nerfect @blackcoffeekid.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The ufc fight on the White House lawn is pretty dumb, but if you’re a left leaning guy with cauliflower ear, or any kinda of familiarity with combat sports, you’ve got an in to the ear of a small section of Trump voters.
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