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Captain and Tennille were the most aggressively married couple in American music history.

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If I were a Carpenter, I'd a-hammer in the mornin'.

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This playlist is just called "All Tomorrow's Parties in the Land of 10,000 Dances". I hope it satisfies.

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My peeps drag on The Doors a lot, but I do think they glow up a great deal with a good cover. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCSg...

Amii Stewart - Light My Fire / 137 Disco Heaven (Official Audio)

YouTube video by Amii Stewart (Official)

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America attempted to halt time on September 12, 2001, and succeeded in doing so for nearly two decades. It will end like the climax of "Castle of Cagliostro".

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Most of tomorrow's parties. I just can't do it tonight.

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LEIA: I thought you called me into the cockpit to listen to some jizz. HAN: In more ways than one!

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Sylvester is the Lonely Deranged Penguin to the Mothership, just off in disco doing their own thing just as hard while George and Bootsie are doing theirs.

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Sylvester covering Neil Young is remarkable, like everything else Sylvester ever did.

Sylvester And The Hot Band - Southern Man ℗ 1973

YouTube video by Antony Rosano

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Well, the Bacharachapocalypse is nigh. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJmP...

YouTube video by Kramer - Topic

Walk On By

Divine and Klaus Nomi are in a bizarre parallel musical dialogue and once you notice it you can't not hear it.

Divine - Walk Like A Man (1985) HQ

YouTube video by Robot Synth

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I think Hegseth saw "Weird Science" and thought Chet was the protagonist and everybody loved him and everybody thinks he's great.

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Also Big Tom cheeseburgers sells their own interpretation of fry sauce, which has no ketchup in it, but mayonnaise and mustard instead. That is a different thing entirely, Big Tom.

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*baker street* @mv17zn17.bsky.social · 6h

Big Tom's in Olympia is a burger joint with a large Jurassic Park diorama (with plenty of seating space), and a gigantic fiberglass cheeseburger wearing a smaller fiberglass cheeseburger as a hat. It should be a tangible National Heritage site, it's great.

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Actually, no, it's because our leadership believes "Atlas Shrugged" is a documentary. YOU DON'T GET ANOTHER NEXT QUESTION, YOU TURNED OFF COMMENTS AND QUOTE POSTS.

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*baker street* @mv17zn17.bsky.social · 6h

Music for a 1980s regional mall being slowly flooded after falling into a sinkhole. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUZr...

Lime - Greatest Hits - Your Love

YouTube video by UnidiscMusic

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*baker street* @mv17zn17.bsky.social · 6h

"Let's sing a Bacharach song like it's a state cathedral funeral for a despot's underage wife."

The Walker Brothers - Make It Easy On Yourself

YouTube video by Guida P.

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*baker street* @mv17zn17.bsky.social · 11h

Ten-thousandth time: Southern Baptist is a schismatic sect contrary to the fundamental principles of Baptist landmarks. Namely: the key Baptist landmark here is congregationalism, where freedom of appointment of the minister is an individual church decision. SoBaps use real estate to go around this.

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*baker street* @mv17zn17.bsky.social · 11h

Reminder that if George Washington didn’t shoot blanks we’d be sitting under King George IX right now. Our nation’s first president was not actually as masculine as the propaganda demands him to have been. He was also so spiritually shallow his Christianity is a whispery pretense.

*baker street* @mv17zn17.bsky.social · 11h

Am I fire? Or am I chopped? Am I still lit?

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*baker street* @mv17zn17.bsky.social · 18h

I genuinely subscribe to the David Mitchell Rule: slightly less than two drinks.

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So: - The Med Bed hasn't manifested. - Mars is still not colonized. - Still considerably too early to know if pumping yourself full of your own son's blood grants immortality. - Nobody is ordering a pizza with crypto. - The Network Cities somehow don't yet exist. - No evidence. of Atlas shrugging.

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The preamble on this cover of "This is It" is DYNAMITE. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDrv...

Millie Jackson - This Is It (1980)

YouTube video by DiffrentDrumr

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Daiso has met the man of her dreams last night and is already planning her wedding. Dollar General is getting the papers delivered tomorrow so he's packing his bags and sneaking out the door before she notices he's gone.

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Daiso:Dollar General::Kimmie Schmidt:Frank Reynolds

This Cancer feels nothing but peace standing at the edge of a landmass staring toward the abyss.

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I’m the gayest gay that ever done gayed at the St. Gay’s Day parade held annually in the gayest part of the gayest street in San Francisco and it’s actually funny how little sperm I personally consume. So when beef prices are high, I am absolutely happy to just not consume that either.

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No, I don’t do Inktober or Nanowrimo, I possess genuine talent and flippant chaotic individualism. gb3 Hobby Lobby, hacks!

Congratulations, Iroquois Nation, you’ve earned it! Take it away!

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I like my coffee the way Danny Thomas liked his glass coffee tables: brown.

Alright, Gordian Knot: When they kicked out the media, the White House media ghouls handed their asslick rolls to the rubber stampers, double billing. Daddy took his cut as HIS usual scam. These ads were not for us, they’re yet another set of baloney slices, as usual.

LEGIT CONSPIRACY THEORY: The reason the ballroom is so necessary is Biden put the nuclear football inside the existing White House bomb shelter and set the internal timer for 2028. it’s why there hasn’t even been a teensy funsie freebie nuke at all.

Oh, does little IP nerd pissbany miss their widdle comfort bwankie show? Gonna do something about it? Gonna fanfic about it? awww widdle IP nerd pissbaby gonna write their own material using their own earned and observed idiom about it? *noogies, wedgies* Star Trek has been dead since 1970, dorks.

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“So your name is Charles the Great tha God?” “Yes.” “Good, great, valuable, we’ll have an interview with you posted daily on the CNN main page underneath the Cornell rape case, a terrorist attack on Flydubai, and preparations for martial law.”

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